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Jason

@kingblackacid.bsky.social
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Well, I can't count how many times I've been outdone by nihilism Joined the march that splits an open heart into a schism I cower at the thought of other people's expectations And yet still hand over mine to them

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 2h
There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20h
I posted a joke the other day about how my kid wanted a Mickey song that didn't exist, and a bunch of people were like "just AI to make it." I understand needing to please a toddler, but man--that's just not how I want him to think about music at all. It's not a vending machine.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14h
whenever it's raining out, I wonder if he remembers all the storms he must have gone through without a place to be safe and warm inside
orange cat absolutely tuckered out asleep with his head on his paw
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21h
San Dimas High School Football Rules!
People Magazine: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is the most annoying type of Star Trek fan. the guys who adopt science fantasies about FTL travel being possible rather than focus on Roddenberry's real message (you should be having more and weirder sex, possibly with dolphins)
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
God, shirking off some of the toxic as fuck "just tough everything out and don't ever accept help" stuff from my upbringing has been so rewarding even on a micro scale. I love you, wrist brace. I love you, heating pad. I especially love you, cheapo offbrand theragun.
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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy #WorldOctopusDay!
Digital drawing of an octopus against a black background. Its eight arms are winding and twisting about wildly. Its eyes are blue, its main body pink, and its arms transition from blue at the ends, through white to pink near the body to echo the colors of the trans pride flag.
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
new ghosts 🏀👻 youtu.be/Yzjr3v7mnRg
youtu.be
G - H - O - S - T 🏀👻
YouTube video by Louie Zong
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/08/2026
also harry potter didn't foster a new wave of reading in children, that's a total fabrication by the marketing people at the publishing house, rowling had no more of an impact on literacy than her contemporaries, stop using that fucking talking point.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
Nancy shudders, reflecting on her past week of Sluggo Hat Trauma… this week, the nightmare continues….
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Roy Lichtenstein, a talent-free dipshit who did nothing but plagiarize much better artists, adding only his sneering contempt for them
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
excited to announce the dumbest nancy storyline ever introduced
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That dumbass reality show guy who ran for Mayor of LA is now saying that Mamdani is just being good at governing so that his socialist friends can get elected because people like what they’re doing at which point they’ll start doing bad stuff and that’s just great that’s a tremendous thing to argue
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9/24/26
Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 20/09/2026
Some more Kara in the Batcave shenanigans. 🦇
More Batgirl and Supergirl fanart, this time Kara having a bit of fun in one of Barman's BAT-tle suits (against Batgirls heeded warning). Cue best gravely voice impersonation: "I'm Batman! Gotham needs justice! I should drink more coffee!" I'm sure good ol' Bruce would agree with all of this.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/09/2026
everyone complaining about paywalls, one of the most easily manipulated barriers to knowledge ever created, desperately needs to consider taking some personal responsibility for their poor media habits
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seed Shanty
Song birds sing a sea shanty aboard a schooner boat loaded to the deck with bags of seed: “Seed, Seed, Seed! All the seed we need!”

Captain Robin Cornwallis has seen something through his spy-glass which causes him grave concern, even as the singing continues (“On this we are agreed…”)Spyglass view: A pirate ship approaches. At every level of the ship, it is crawling with scurvy, rascally squirrels, each with their eyes aimed at the bird’s ship. “Seed, seed, seed!” the crew continues.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Sometimes you have to choose the lesser of two evils," they say. Ah, and why does one sometimes *have* to do that? Because someone else, who could have chosen opposition to evil, instead opts to become a lesser evil for their own perceived advantage—leaving others to bear the burden of that choice
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Houthi forces appear to have shot down a Saudi Air Force F-15 near Marib.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
/to the tune of Smooth Operator
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Great Buddha at Kamakura, by Kawase Hasui, 1930
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why would you read nonfiction. That stuff already happened, it doesn't matter anymore. Do you look up yesterday's weather before you go outside too
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Our society's unfathomable cruelty to homeless people is not just morally unjustifiable, but more expensive than housing people would be. Cruelty against the homeless is an unaffordable luxury. Abandoning homeless people to avoid offending the Protestant work ethic is an unaffordable luxury.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A guy on my parents street just passed and thinking about how he spent my whole life saying he didnt like kids and completely ignored us except the time I fell off the wall & cracked my head open & he drove me to the hospital called my folks & still never spoke to me again, RIP to a real legend
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