𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 6hyou can just make new characters. like move on. all new guys. no skywalkers, or palpatine, you know. like expand out a bit. 5687
Reposted by 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 12hThis is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 36104272702
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 12hfound out they put out updates for the Kings Bounty games? amazing. 18 years old and they decided to do some QoL stuff. Kings Bounty: the legend & kings bounty: armored princess/crossworlds are probably the best of them, with the overall best i think going to crossworlds 100
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 13hdamn cant believe an exploitative industry has a dark side. whats this world coming to 140
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 14hthe trucks flanking him are a good reminder that the happiest this man has ever been in the past 10 years is when they let him sit behind the wheel of one of them 240
Reposted by 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every since I was a child in yearned to post relatable jokes for people to chuckle at while they're using the toilet 713519
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026whenever i visit my parents www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2h3...youtube.comJonathan Frakes keeps asking you to take thingsYouTube video by Dead-End Culture 000
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026considering how many executions are botched, or end up happening to innocent people, the state does not have the right nor capacity to execute anyone at all. execution inevitably costs more money than life in prison, so you could even advocate for being against it simply because it costs too much 220
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ahh finally october and i can watch horror movies again 100
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what the fuck is a scrum master. how is that a job at an office 120
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the passport thing is a clear example that these guys are just malevolently stupid evil more than sinisterly evil. why yes it's a good idea to clearly advertise documents that aid in identity theft in the mail 020
Reposted by 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware 752050301
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026that hawks thing is very funny but will probably not negatively effect the gop 130
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026as above so below is not like a great horror movie, but it does ooze at atmosphere and the Paris catacombs is a somewhat unique setting for it. apparently first movie to get permission to shoot there 010
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026why do they call it the knuckle when it's closer to being the wrist 010
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026got a gas main crossing on this job site and it's big enough that if it ruptures id probably just suffocate immediately so if I stop posting that's my end right there 010
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6mZ...youtube.comTotal Annihilation Intro (brighter)YouTube video by Miikka Sohlman 010
Reposted by 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105402100
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i dont think ive ever seen the start of these fights they just happen and the girl inevitably kicks the other guys ass 100
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i dont think i could even imagine making a character specifically to be a bigot in any game. like what's the point? (all pawns call you master, this is not mine) 110
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I actually brought a whole bottle of Malibu and got the job still so this is bad advice 030
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lmao what the hell why not. sure. nothing better to run on 010
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026accuse one of the other focus group members of being a traitor. of what? who knows. 021
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all im reading is that jensen huang is a donut and believes everyone else is or should also be a donut 020
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026forgot they were making a john madden movie youtu.be/3bflkxLbPPI?...youtu.bejohn madden.YouTube video by Manmade Premonition 000
Reposted by 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time. 4263692332
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026watched sex and death at camp miasma; thought it was good. always nice to see gillian anderson in anything tbqh 110
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just out of ideas entirely so popping back on the ol' reliable bigotry 140
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026idk anything about silent hill or really even resident evil; so my comparison of the two is silent hill is about anthropomorphic trauma and resident evil is about how far can i drop kick that zombie 120
Reposted by 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026scrolled back up to watch this stupid ai ad and started laughing out loud when the music kicked in lmao 2129759
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i have like 3000 hours in stellaris and at this point that would make me more of a very hostile, hungry world spanning sentient forest tbqh. 171
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026briefly turned on a stream of someone playing the new silent hill and it instantly crashed sounds like average AAA new game experience now tbqh 120
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026started up a new save in no man's sky and of course the first thing i did is grind navigation data to buy 30 drop pod maps to expand my inventory 100
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026pretty funny tbqh, also yet another tick in the 'does not care about the downstream effect of anything unless it literally applies to them' 000
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026dog escaped this morning so I spent 45 minutes tracking her gps collar at 5am in the rain. little fucker ran from me the first time I caught up to her thinking it was a game it was not a game 1140
Reposted by 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline. 3172
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i'm starting some fieldwork up and i asked about the diesel costs and the first thing the contractor did was rant about the stupid iran war thing jacking prices up, that cruz would willingly say this when its very percolated down that fuel prices are this admins fault is wild 120
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026first time i saw anything from the current object of discourse was i believe a twitter poll about fucking animals and that pretty much set the entire tone of 'No Thanks' 182
Reposted by 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Taylor doing the bit, but sincerely 151274217
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026can she go an entire weekend without using twitter. just one weekend 020
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026rokos basilisk enjoyers are funny in that they also want to torture the AI as a self-fulfilling prophecy of what if we create sentient AI and it fucking hates our guts because we fucked it up like we're torturing gonk droids with hot pokers to the feet. yes sorry star wars reference is out of char 010
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026was ed sheeran the guy that would come up as mass shooter every time one happened or am i thinking of a different guy 020
𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this game is supposed to be mildly horror but i ran into this strange cow and i could only cackle at seeing it 120
