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I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert. He/him

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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 2h
Taking the work laptop to the chippy just east dulwich things
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4h
they're my favorite of the AI cults. yhey didn't sign up to make productivity software, they signed up to make the machine god!!
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 5h
when I'm in a self-mythologising
competition and my opponent is amol rajan
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah sure whatever
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never trust anti-universalism. Why means test when you can tax the wealthy more
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bring back snobbery we've let people enjoy things for too long
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ronaldo ending his international career in an ego strop undignified and fitting
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manchesterism
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vinyl perez @instricttempo.com · 01/10/2026
Every time someone mentions Joel Golby's podcast
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely unreal how low those figures would've got without the world cup
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"He's had to wait so long for this moment" funny thing to say about just turned 23 Alex Scott
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wonder what Koppo thinks of it all
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you're telling me the urban redevelopment former mayor is neck deep with people who do property development in his city
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joel Golby getting a bbc commissioned podcast the arc of history truly bends away from justice
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine looking at the media landscape—music, books, movies—and concluding that it would be better if it were all simply infinite reflections of yourself, if you never had to be exposed to another personality, another experience, another life. Just you, you, you. Sounds fucking horrifying.
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What's a billion pounds worth of fraud between friends?
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's the end of September why the fuck is it so muggy
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Reflector Lich 📡 🇵🇸 @eccentricks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm at the diesel theft I'm at the dogging site I'm at the combination diesel theft and dogging site.
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kyle Gordon is a psyop
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big fair play to Barry Glendenning on FW bot even knowing the Ireland home game vs Israel has been switched from the aviva to Serbia. Unbelievably on the pulse
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably Javier Bardem tho wouldn't rule out Mads Mikkelsen.
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These people are nudge theoried out of their bin
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Think I'm overindexing the use of overindexing
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In order to reduce sibling rivalry we've introduced the new baby as an essentially tragic figure who's crying all the time bc he can't eat all the delicious foods the toddler can eat. I think its working but this morning the toddler solemnly told me "baby cryin cus e can't eat pineapple... Or bugs"
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Made the critical error of asking a tradie to be clear about his scheduling
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
worst caught dogging situation of all time for the Fairfield five
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fiscal rules are 16 years old. They were invented by George Osborne. That they are constantly referred to as some sort of immutable part of political reality drives me around the bend.
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Karl McDonald @karlusss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The reason there are barbers, chicken shops and vape shops left on high streets is because they are things you have to do in person, ideally very locally, and they can generate enough money to survive. Banning them isn't going to make cobblers profitable again. www.ft.com/content/1bc8...
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The west London high street fighting against bookies and chicken shops
Residents’ campaign to diversify Uxbridge Road comes as prime minister pledges to tackle UK’s ‘hollowed out’ neighbourhoods
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“suspicions were aroused when the white van men appeared to be doing some work”
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tickled by this hall of mirrors headline.
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's it good that as a woman you can get money and attention for being fash , similarly you can then get money and attention for being ex-fash, but you dont get money and attention for having normal compassionate views
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A wrestler you've never heard of will die and 40% of the men you follow will start eulogising
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we're over indexing the political salience of knowing songs
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'Republic of Ireland in dreamland' does read a bit as if the BBC match reporter first heard about this game shortly after kickoff
A BBC update reading as follows

GOAL - Israel 0-3 Republic of Ireland
published at 20:10 BST
20:10 BST
Jack Moylan (25 mins)

Republic of Ireland in dreamland as Jack Moylan waltzes into the box before tucking home a third.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
beyond algorithmic silos. your songs no one claims to have heard but are number 1 (choosin texas, rein me in etc) are really like 1 paced. differentiation between verse in chorus is really minor very easy to have hear them ambiently and not realise.
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 27/09/2026
the bleakest bit of this is that he only knows his companionship has enriched their lives 'to some degree'. i think chewbacca might have men's mental health.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
the thing i think a lot of americans don't really understand is that even once trump is gone a lot of the world will take a generation to trust them ever again. you did trump twice, after doing bush twice!
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
World & European champions Spain leave Wembley undefeated in 40 competitive games (since their 2023 2-0 defeat in Scotland), except for losing the penalty shootout to Portugal in the 2025 Nations League final
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Le/De Clarkeball so far
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't realise Taylor Swift was such a big family guy fan
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we're getting years of scouse, manc and north london versions of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVFm...
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Carlon Groiss @carloncarpenter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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