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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 14h
Just brutal really
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 18h
How are you replying to my locked account?
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 20h
Oscillating between thinking the City thing is completely scandalous and thinking it’s laughable post-92 to complain about the malignant effects of money in football, depending on who I’m trying to annoy.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably Javier Bardem tho wouldn't rule out Mads Mikkelsen.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any recommendations for the fitzcarraldo sale?
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Released on bail? 👁️
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coffee table book of negative Jonathan Jones reviews
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“suspicions were aroused when the white van men appeared to be doing some work”
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Matt indicates wife who complained about missing biscuits and said he had ‘dropped the ball’ only ‘had a partial picture’
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you have an email footer which says you don’t reply with ‘thanks’ or whatever to save carbon, I honestly think you should be put in jail.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Slightly more subtle wrt the affective or somatic point but we are long last the point of it being trivially wrong that the models are or could be conscious IMO
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Think in a way we’re in the ideal scenario: massive question marks over Pep’s achievements but also the other big six clubs deprived the bragging rights of the titles they didn’t win
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Peregrine falcon fan @nrgsrhc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feel genuinely queasy at this portrait mode version. Absolutely non-canon.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just the 90 minute bedtime for the toddler there.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Power is seductive, wherever it is, and all orthodoxies are worth challenging, even when they're made in Manchester. Who is to say if I am right? All I know is I have never loved harder since my breakup, nor dreamed bigger. This is no reflection on my relationship, but rather the freedom engendered
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really ‘over’ being ill now.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That Jansen catch is absolutely outrageous
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Welcome to the English Ri-viera Home of the UK’s Best stay-cay Plenty of room in the English Ri-viera Any time of year Jo Grady’s here
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good thing about being (not my words) “severely immunocompromised” now is I can find the lesbian Covid bar thing funny and no-one is allowed to be annoyed at me about it
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Permit pints and enforce the cocaine ban would be my approach tbh.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really laughing at some of the non-sequiturs in this
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, you know, people are entitled to their insane lesbian bar story. Let a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as I am concerned….but I ain't spending any time on it because in the meantime the Indian cricket team bullied the umpires into overturning a wide so they didn’t lose a one off T20 to Japan
australian crocodile guy
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a non-lawyer I also think this
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Charlie Methven @mauradykstra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DJ Harsh Noise Boyfriend when only Matellian is left on the dance floor:
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Realistically will never top this
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Railcard discriminating against real ska-heads 😡
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FR desperate to be free….to talk about learning to make music on his keyboard, the thrill of seeing daizen maeda break into space, the beauties of the kingdom of fife, the genius of the novelist francis spufford
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t recognise the first speaker, anyone know them?
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m a Reverend. I write children’s stories about steam trains. The trains and their friends all live on an island. The island is called GOMORRAR.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On paper does look like Arsenal have been battered here but if you weight the scoreline by their average referee-permitted throw-in duration they’re actually narrowly ahead.
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gabbylm.bsky.social @gabbylm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
unreal
observer column comparing “street vendor Mohamed Bouazizi set himself on fire //
researcher Jacob Coxon resigned from Anthropic”
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
will fall on deaf ears as it is ultimately a deep seated cultural issue for rigid and unproductive northern europe, whereas the mediterranean has been a dynamic commercial network for thousands of years
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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great ad
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Great bloke
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fair play, I’m interested
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fortunately no rationing of ‘thicko’ diagnoses
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guy now only famous for pushing is called ‘Brandram’?? They are literally laughing in our faces
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Michael Carcrash
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah absolutely horrific about that poor lad / his family. Genuinely the stuff of nightmares.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Doing the gentrified ‘caff’ thing but for an AI poster coffee shop
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Charlie Methven @mauradykstra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Times are tough for me as a professional artist. I didn’t spend three years at the Royal Academy only for a coffee shop owner in Buffalo, New York to knock up a poster on ChatGPT
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I ever start ‘Posting’ like this please block me
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What if Sheeran turned up one week with no band and refused to admit he used to be have one. Is there a plan in place for that?
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran must be really regretting touring with exclusively anti-Zionist musicians
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SNL UK - not very funny The fact that like half the cast went to private school - very funny
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guy at the pool with a full Vitruvian Man back tattoo. Kind of funny to get a huge tattoo on your body of what a man looks like.
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reading some later Ballard and it’s pure Marenghi
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Funny
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ore_ebbed @auorebd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My open letter was signed by 26 Fields medalists but this is cool too
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