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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 2h
How i feel when I'm chided by my gf for not knowing month's mind mass or Cemetery Sunday
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Steve Williams @iloatheskies.bsky.social · 2h
A very predictable result. This app might be an echo chamber, but there's no echo chamber with thicker walls than the one occupied by radicalised elites who have concluded that 'being openly racist' will be a massive winner with voters
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 4h
One metal magazine of the 90s actually coined the phrase "Hetfield Effect" to describe the tendency of rockers to switch from "anti-war / anti-establishment" to "patriotic / conservative" pretty much the second they passed draft age
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Gris @harething.com · 12/10/2026
we used to call it 'playing on the computer' now look at this wretched place
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Sophie E. Hill @sophieehill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sky News journalist thinks that a gov press officer including their pronouns and the generic "why this is important" link in their email signature is a threat to... civil service impartiality?? These people have gone completely mad.
Rowland Manthorpe @rowlsmanthorpe
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Just got an email from a press officer at the Cabinet Office who has her pronouns in her email signature along with a link to an article saying we should all be doing the same thing
Is this the official position of the government? because if so | think we should knowSarah Drinkwater is it that big a deal?
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Rowland Manthorpe • @rowls... • 1h Depends how seriously you take civil service impartiality I guess
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 19h
this is what a good chunk of performative Guinness drinkers look like
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 20h
More expensive than cigarettes
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 20h
Carrick one of the most horrendously overrated English midfielders of his era. Lovely at neutral ball retention could not break up an attack to save his life
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's a cruel irony in that by doing nothing illegal the Press could go fun bore on arday untill he killed himself. Because that Lorem has done illegal stuff reporting restrictions apply (beyond right wing self preservation)
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Come on CRJ you cannot be adding another 8 tracks to the double album 3 weeks after release
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m durrant @matthewdurrant.com · 13/10/2026
ornstein doing a padel podcast is his own ‘wanking in slurry’ moment
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Joke undercut by the Saudi club being wrong
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Bridge @iebrdgt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lecturer paused on this exact frame for about twenty minutes this morning i was crrrrrryin
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wings over Scotland was never good on fitba he just did sevco patter at the time it had the most salience (as all of non-rangers scottish football did)
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
part of the reason it's so expensive for non big 6 teams to compete is the inflationary spending city and chelsea caused especially on wages
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
SEPHIROTH POSTING IS A WELL-DOCUMENTED AND LARGELY UNDERSTOOD PHENOMENON, BUT DOCTOR ROBOTNIK POSTING IS RELATIVELY NEW.
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
City stuff is wild because all the consequences of a liquidation are on the table but without any of the immediate financial pressures that leads to players losing their heads and going into self preservation mode
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
15 outlets published 249 articles about Jason Arday, but there appears to be a partial media blackout regarding Dr Lola Salem, Michael Gove's ex-girlfriend, who has been suspended from Oxford University after being charged with possessing indecent images of children. jamradio.uk/news/2026/10...
jamradio.uk
Lola Salem denies indecent-image charges | Jam Radio
Oxford academic Dr Lola Salem denies indecent-image charges. Her recently reported separation from Michael Gove is a separate matter.
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My main worry about AI is it's bringing the font from the Yakuza games (Edo SZ) into disrepute
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
someone made this with snoopy
snoopy showing the steps to making a martini
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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Principled City fan: I will NOT condone the board. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face as international break ends) Ah what the hell. Pass me another tainted title, brother
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Ducs @ducnans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ben Foster's 'Ooh' Moment at Watford FC
ALT: Ben Foster's 'Ooh' Moment at Watford FC
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Butcher my arse
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 10/10/2026
I know I shouldn't brag but it is genuinely so funny to me whenever we learn how few copies politicians' books sell. my niche-interest book about version control sold 174 copies in its first week with no marketing budget
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Slim to zero with a city points deduction or expulsion happening this season
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you're having a bad day when you've made transphobic creep rubie seem all together reasonable
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Masons trying their old tricks
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i mean it's probably expensive to run a switch 2 / ps5 and gaming pc playing the big games all the time
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is comedy gold
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's a bullshit measure to justify genocide
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It also ignores the material constraints of violence. America could have a population of 100m or 500m the death toll from 9/11 would be basically the same
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bloody Sunday's per capita death rate adjusted to US population is almost the same as 9/11 not meaningful in anyway
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Per capita death rate from a terrorist attack adjusted to US population just isn't a thing or valuable
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
cartoon image of a man putting his hand on the shoulder of the man he is facing, smiling a rictus grin, as another man looks over dispassionately
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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 08/10/2026
what does "netflix-style vision for iplayer" even mean? they already do the same thing as netflix's core product. it is a netflix-style service.
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very funny to be like i hate dating apps (fair) anyway here's a reel on my profile as a semi public figure instead
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's an for alexa plus on podcasts that's so obnoxious it makes my blood boil
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
'Social contagion' might be my new favourite way of saying "yeah we have no real idea but this sounds kinda scientific-y right"
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Steely Liz
@TotesLiz
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I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
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unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/10/2026
they'll be packing me into a padded cell while i scream about how autocorrect used to be good
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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
insanely egotistic but also totally unable to grasp sporting mortality. Maradona and Pele were great players they are both dead but even if alive and warming up they would not be subbed on for their nations because time waits for no one and sporting greatness is mostly an expression of your past
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
one of my favourite bits is watching senior folk and/or external critics (often politicians) discover and reinvent this from first principles "ugh our operational staff aren't delivering, they're spending all their time on admin! maybe we could develop a role that does all the admin all at once???"
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the common belief that so-called "back office" roles in the public sector are unnecessary is predicated on an understanding of the world of work that's no deeper than "when mummy hides her face she isn't actually there anymore"
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Jan @janhopis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pope accused of Catholicism
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Ian Pethick @ianpethick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, Jeffrey Archer got into Oxford on the back of made up A level results and a non existent degree from an American university. Interesting to compare the different reaction from media and politicians to that which was handed out to Professor Jason Arday.
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