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Ronan Fitzgerald

@rmkf.bsky.social
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Fiction writer. Also content designer.

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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 5h
You know when you see 'weaves' in the artist bio it's one to avoid.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 10h
Pep is like "come on guys we can get through this" while checking his latest City Group ambassador's paycheque is on the way.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 10h
The darker corners of this place still betray a lot of the more damaging internet brain tendencies as other social media sites, just nominally in service of justice.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 14h
Deliver us from evil.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 14h
I'm generally very confident about my work and enjoy it, and enjoy presenting work. But I still have to stand on the balcony of my flat like Pablo Escobar in Narcos for fifteen minutes after I demo anything.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 16h
The Fairford farmer has insisted on a pre-budget meeting with the chancellor.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 18h
Incredible to get inside the mind of an artist.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tough call, for me City's goal of the month is either Enzo Fernandez against Sunderland or avoid impending oblivion.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Man City owners can fuck off, and should be made to.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone sitting a row away is eating a KFC at their desk. Definitely been reading one of those who gaf=self-care self-help books.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing about being back in an office a little is I'd forgotten how nice it feels to listen to absolutely mad music while working and walking around, the contrast between the environment and the sounds is enjoyable.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably Javier Bardem tho wouldn't rule out Mads Mikkelsen.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Probably he will like a list of things in an LRB ad."
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had to get a filling fixed today and they just pin-cushioned my mouth but I still could a lot of pain regardless. Reverse Wolverine here.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love the way all the reporting of this Farmer v Terrorist story begins with the farmer saying they saw a huge gang of masked men and then later it's reported five men were arrested but fuck it everyone must have their own truth.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tickled by this hall of mirrors headline.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farmer who called 999 accept your 15 minutes are over challenge.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mentaiko ramen at Monohon. I love this place.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone blocked me for fabricating writing advice by Hilary Mantel using the headline of a Guardian article in a completely harmless/childish manner. Like one of them was "always include an enchanted bear in the final chapter" or something.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fair fucks to Jim McDonald for heading down, not least after the stuff he's been through in his marriage.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Making pizza with my niece (and goddaughter) and my brother and I are discussing what music we could put on, and we said the soundtrack to the Godfather and my niece immediately points at me and says "but you're the Godfather"
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The massive queues for coffee in London are something I'll never understand. Also something I don't want to understand.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Giving me life, this morning.
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Strunz & Farah - Añoranza (Yearning)
YouTube video by Johnathan LaFey
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying to get my head around why Netflix made an Unabomber origin story. The fact it looks like Stranger Things flashback scenes only adds to the weirdness.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are so back
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What we really need is 1500 words of Nult analysing the Man City situation in an extremely even-handed manner.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Celeb Traitors is so obviously going to put Bella Ramsey as a traitor, but it seems so screamingly obvious that maybe they'll have to time it in such a way as to get their value out of it.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone see this first time around? The trailer is a work of art in itself, looking forward to the rerelease.
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Ken Russell's The Devils | UK trailer | In cinemas 30 October | BFI
YouTube video by BFI
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This one always hits a lot of the core parts of my best memories even tho I heard it first afterwards.
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Digital Justice - Theme From It's All Gone Pear Shaped (1994)
YouTube video by 2trancentral
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Pep Guardiola.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Duck breast and hasselback potato this evening.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City could be stripped of past titles, you say?
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can we rule out Everton involvement in the Man City affair?
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some of the monologues on that Space Afrika album are absolutely hilarious, I'm afraid. One of them is a genuinely good example of modern therapy brain at its worst.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out of context Goodfellas gives Beckett vibes.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Often perturbed by how bright neighbours' lighting is, seen from outside the block.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My favourite thing to do every 1 January is decide how to spend the 3bn I get from the north.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rory Stewart. If he didn't exist you'd have to invent him.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know this is the subs but still weird to have "the worst part is nobody listened" and "what shocked me is how many people knew this already" right beside each other.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have Experian doing a background check to confirm I worked in my last two banal government desk jobs and they're finding it so difficult you'd think I was stationed in the Tora Bora mountains.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice of some Blueskyers to step up and do Daily Mail impressions in the absence of more traditional right-wingers on here to respond to this.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I invest in huge bags of it and am rich every day.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Material Girl was the extra spice this solo pint after a beard trim needed.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There you are again.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Swaggernomics
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These soothing sounds have prevented me enrolling in clown school for another day. Nice two hours of Metheny and Mays.
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m00dtapes: Lyle Mays Special 13th September 2026
Playing Jazz Fusion. Music Supervisor and DJ Dhamirah Coombes brings a monthly multi-genre curation of m00d-bending tracks intended for a deep listening experience. From the host:
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80s Music - STARCK CLUB @starckclub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Born Maurizio Dami, Italian producer #AlexanderRobotnick abandoned his #ItaloDisco roots in 1987 to pursue an interest in World Music collaborating with African, Kurdish and Indian musicians. His 1983 track “Problemes D’Amour” was a much beloved #StarckClub classic #80sMusic youtu.be/oX1Vge8zAjw
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Problèmes d'Amour (USA Original Version)
YouTube video by Alexander Robotnick - Topic
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Irish people live in fields.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Couldn't be dithering more over whether to keep or send back this item of clothing I bought. Which prob means send it back.
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Ronan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the one thing everyone in Ireland has feared could happen.
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