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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When you're in your forties you can only achieve this sort of gain by drinking three beers in one day.

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve gotten into drawing again to make things for my son, and this is the first one I’m kinda proud of

Drawing I made of a character named Bitsy from the kids TV show Superkitties.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Guich Koock” is the number one search term on adult websites in Wales

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Here is a newly released video of the proposed testing

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Men can't find the summit

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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 11/09/2026

The latest from the viral YouTube creator and video essayist examines the comedy crash-out of the Joe Rogan extended universe, their billionaire buddies, and the Carlos Mencia of it all. www.avclub.com/gji-elephant...

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Great Job, Internet!: Elephant Graveyard takes Comedy Mothership back to Planet Rogan

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Walking is for losers.

A person appears to be floating horizontally above a city street with a busy sidewalk in the background. Large text above reads, "Floatmog all those walkcucks stuck on the ground!" Below the person, a magazine titled "Learn to Float" is displayed.

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

60,000 miles is what I’d expect from a used Toyota Corolla that already has 200,000 miles on it

Juston Brazda
Reels • Today •
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POV: You've spent two years telling everyone the Cybertruck is garbage... and mine is closing in on 60,000 miles.
Thoughts and prayers to the comment section.
Damn. Man look
*Cybertruck #Tesia #Cybertruckowners

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 07/09/2026

ok, last one

Oof size meme but it’s the duct tape guy

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What’s an example of perfect casting?

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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Our 4 yr old has his first flag football practice and game today, looking forward to some great comedy.

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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

he just says what we are all thinking

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 22/07/2026

Oh wow they made the dick sucking factory

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

mexico should simply confuse the english by bringing flavorful food onto the field

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I’m not sure this is the best shape for a dog toy

Lighthouse floating dog toy that looks a lot like a red rocket

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I think part of the reason the Trump hardos want to stand on the Mall in a rainstorm is that like a third of that cohort has been struck by lightning at least once and dug it. "Actually cured my diabetes," they hoot at but not quite to each other as the Black Rifle Coffee Pavillion erupts in flames.

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Best comedy of the year

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

An 82-0 team with James Harden, can you imagine

82-0 lineup with James Harden at PG, Grant Hill at SG, Adrian Dantley at SF, Elvin Hayes at PF, and Kareem at C

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

🚨We have a full Canseco alert🚨

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

What do you call toches that aren’t yours? Nachitoches

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

For far too long, this country has been governed by people who were either unable or simply unwilling to post brief videos of themselves being bitten multiple times by snakes that they had just picked up for some reason,

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

This good girl turned 10 today 🎉

My whippet after eating her birthday egg 🍳

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 26/05/2026

This car looks like an overpriced electric shaver that makes you use a phone app

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

we all deserve happiness like this

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

They don’t make songs anymore about going down yonder on the Chattahoochee, where it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Not only is Trump the most corrupt president in U.S. history, you could make a persuasive case that about a dozen things he has done this term would earn him that title even if he’d done nothing else. And we’ve learned about two of those things just in the past week.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I still can't believe I just saw a 7'5 guy take a pull-up 30-foot game-tying three. This is what it must've been like to see a movie in color for the first time.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 19/05/2026

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I did not make this. I wish I had made it

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

The crowd almost killed us is a great way to tell that your ideas are very popular.

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

"Dr. Nick Riviera, remember me?" "Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

james lipton IS shia labeouf IN curtis sliwa: renegade angel

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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 13/05/2026

IMDb now has AI-generated summaries of user reviews, and it can share helpful information like "some found the plot gripping, while others found it boring. Some praised the acting, while others found the performances cliched". Thank you AI for continuing to improve my life!

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Slank @kentuckyfried.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

My 4 yr old cleaned up something and told me about it, and I asked jokingly asked if he wanted a cookie. We don’t have cookies and I’ve made a huge mistake

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