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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 1h
At the bar to watch the Sox, and no one’s even looking at the screen. We’re all talking copilot, grok, and Claude. That’s what the people are into these days
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 6h
used to write a lot about the looming possibility of a young big $ NBA player turning down a big extension, taking the qualifying offer, and effectively breaking a big part of the league's talent control structure. i stopped writing about it because it seemed like no one was ever going to do it
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 6h
the people who understand the limits of AI best are bulls/kings fans who have watched zach lavine try to run an offense
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 8h
people who still use twitter haven't accepted that they're going to die one day
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 23h
the chicago white sox
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta Muse is now dead. i killed it
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i don't think i really had feelings about billy bob thornton before but the Landman/T-Mobil ad combo has quickly placed him in the get the fuck out of my face category
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
white sox
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pretty happy with the information/news walls i've built up over the last year. i'm still over-informed, but much more often have the pleasant sensation of not knowing what the hell anyone is talking about
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tom cruise has been a boring franchise-slop actor for twenty years, garnering broad cult praise from a broken nation for leaning too far into a midlife crisis that became a deep-life crisis. his new movie, an attempt to over-correct this long derailment, will only highlight it further
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i know that managing sports-watching during the streaming era can be annoying and expensive, but people act like it was so easy to know what channel games were on in the past, and that simply wasn't the case. there was confusion then as well; and, even more so, just not that many games to watch
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guys i have finally completed my long-term project, and my proprietary quantum data centers are up and running. AMA
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
go bears
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thought i hallucinated the ad they just showed for this, but it was real 4patriots.com/collections/...
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
god i hate football
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love my diva quarterback
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think that whoever decided to put jason kelce and pat mcafee on my screen together should eat the quizno's seafood sub
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm pretty sure lebron chose philly because embiid agreed to go on GLP-1s
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
teams play zero preseason minutes at full football speed, so the NFL doesn't really start getting competent until week 5 now. but the average fan isn't discerning enough to care about the lag in quality, so hey, it goes on
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Katie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy media day
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just got en email from ernest hemingway
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People are talking about a song I haven’t heard in a meta critical way that makes them all look like losers. Not me, though: here I pen a remark that rises well above that fray
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the thing about rahm emmanuel trying to run for president is that his campaign is guaranteed to peak before anyone casts a vote
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I might have died in my 20s if not for this man
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
btw this is a fake website. you can say whatever. no one's looking and no one cares
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry, but if you bring a sincere opinion about binary engagement bait over shit that doesn't matter - any opinion at all - to a job interview, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people.
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are not 69 modern shows better than The Shield, folks.... there aren't even 6....
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bit o honey is a great candy but the softness of it is a wildly swinging and highly important variable
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
saw Fire Walk With Me and Primetime in theaters the last few days, so now i feel really normal
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How many people have been murdered over disagreements RE: Ranked Cultural Lists? The number can’t be zero
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me playing tennis on a rooftop in River north this weekend
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cooper Flagg still needs to make his endorsement in the Maine senate race
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty soon I’m gonna have health insurance. Who knows what I’ll post then
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The ock sportello makework blogconomy will struggle to bounce back from the “Jalen brunson hosts SNL” bubble burst a month from now
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think about the decline of the CTA as much as I think about anything. There is a lot of more specific blame to go around, but I increasingly attribute the infrastructure’s failure to a hegemonic and worldwide decline in standards and competence
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unfortunately the protein bros are right. If you have more of that stuff, you feel better
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s actually exhibiting a stronger understanding of the tech than most MSM with this nonsense. Yeah, you can change what it’s called, bc it was never what it’s called in the first place, it’s all marketing
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see that Brad Pitt is fighting off his slow cancellation by making a Heartland Dog Dude movie
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone gift link this plz
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I enjoy playing tennis
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not gonna do a full best modern shows list bc the correct answers are too obvious except for the fact that too many people sleep on The Shield
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 21/09/2026
one of the 21st century’s great tragedies is seeing a media industry gutted by decisions made by the tech industry elevate a bunch of industry shills as the people meant to help the public understand how tech works and what impacts it’s having on the world
one of the 21st century's great tragedies is that millions of smart people were convinced to bury their heads in the sand by either stochastic parrots discourse or Zitron-style capabilities denialism and haven't updated based on new evidence. nature is healing but it's so late.
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Similarly, I don’t envy the Bears and/or Vikings media who have to fill hours about a game where the only real analysis is: it rained a lot so the game was weird
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel the most midwestern that I can feel when I see New Yorkers writing messy and unflattering things about their lives and families for a large audience. One simply need not do that
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People jump to conclusions about sports injuries kinda fast huh
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davidscheier.bsky.social @davidscheier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a newish story published in Garland Court Review! 📖 If you fancy, you may read it and other works here: Garland Court Review Magazine 2026 (HTML) - hwcartandarchitecture.org/garlandcourt... or here Garland Court Review Magazine 2026 (PDF) - hwcartandarchitecture.org/garlandcourt...
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