john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 1hAt the bar to watch the Sox, and no one’s even looking at the screen. We’re all talking copilot, grok, and Claude. That’s what the people are into these days 120
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 6hused to write a lot about the looming possibility of a young big $ NBA player turning down a big extension, taking the qualifying offer, and effectively breaking a big part of the league's talent control structure. i stopped writing about it because it seemed like no one was ever going to do it 290
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 6hthe people who understand the limits of AI best are bulls/kings fans who have watched zach lavine try to run an offense 141
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 8hpeople who still use twitter haven't accepted that they're going to die one day 030
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i don't think i really had feelings about billy bob thornton before but the Landman/T-Mobil ad combo has quickly placed him in the get the fuck out of my face category 120
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026pretty happy with the information/news walls i've built up over the last year. i'm still over-informed, but much more often have the pleasant sensation of not knowing what the hell anyone is talking about 071
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026tom cruise has been a boring franchise-slop actor for twenty years, garnering broad cult praise from a broken nation for leaning too far into a midlife crisis that became a deep-life crisis. his new movie, an attempt to over-correct this long derailment, will only highlight it further 271
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i know that managing sports-watching during the streaming era can be annoying and expensive, but people act like it was so easy to know what channel games were on in the past, and that simply wasn't the case. there was confusion then as well; and, even more so, just not that many games to watch 230
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026guys i have finally completed my long-term project, and my proprietary quantum data centers are up and running. AMA 000
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026thought i hallucinated the ad they just showed for this, but it was real 4patriots.com/collections/...4patriots.comEmergency Food Kits | Long-Term Survival FoodSurvival food kits that last 25 years, from $29.95. 4Patriots emergency food kits have chef-created meals for 72 hours to 1 year. Over 3M customers served. 030
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i think that whoever decided to put jason kelce and pat mcafee on my screen together should eat the quizno's seafood sub 0111
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i'm pretty sure lebron chose philly because embiid agreed to go on GLP-1s 000
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026teams play zero preseason minutes at full football speed, so the NFL doesn't really start getting competent until week 5 now. but the average fan isn't discerning enough to care about the lag in quality, so hey, it goes on 120
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People are talking about a song I haven’t heard in a meta critical way that makes them all look like losers. Not me, though: here I pen a remark that rises well above that fray 050
Reposted by john wilmesrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time! 102071407
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the thing about rahm emmanuel trying to run for president is that his campaign is guaranteed to peak before anyone casts a vote 050
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026btw this is a fake website. you can say whatever. no one's looking and no one cares 041
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm sorry, but if you bring a sincere opinion about binary engagement bait over shit that doesn't matter - any opinion at all - to a job interview, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people. 050
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there are not 69 modern shows better than The Shield, folks.... there aren't even 6.... 7143
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bit o honey is a great candy but the softness of it is a wildly swinging and highly important variable 020
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026saw Fire Walk With Me and Primetime in theaters the last few days, so now i feel really normal 030
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How many people have been murdered over disagreements RE: Ranked Cultural Lists? The number can’t be zero 030
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026me playing tennis on a rooftop in River north this weekend 020
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cooper Flagg still needs to make his endorsement in the Maine senate race 120
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pretty soon I’m gonna have health insurance. Who knows what I’ll post then 170
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The ock sportello makework blogconomy will struggle to bounce back from the “Jalen brunson hosts SNL” bubble burst a month from now 120
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think about the decline of the CTA as much as I think about anything. There is a lot of more specific blame to go around, but I increasingly attribute the infrastructure’s failure to a hegemonic and worldwide decline in standards and competence 160
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Unfortunately the protein bros are right. If you have more of that stuff, you feel better 020
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He’s actually exhibiting a stronger understanding of the tech than most MSM with this nonsense. Yeah, you can change what it’s called, bc it was never what it’s called in the first place, it’s all marketing 000
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I see that Brad Pitt is fighting off his slow cancellation by making a Heartland Dog Dude movie 051
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not gonna do a full best modern shows list bc the correct answers are too obvious except for the fact that too many people sleep on The Shield 010
Reposted by john wilmesParis Marx @parismarx.com · 21/09/2026one of the 21st century’s great tragedies is seeing a media industry gutted by decisions made by the tech industry elevate a bunch of industry shills as the people meant to help the public understand how tech works and what impacts it’s having on the world 24913123
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Similarly, I don’t envy the Bears and/or Vikings media who have to fill hours about a game where the only real analysis is: it rained a lot so the game was weird 150
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I feel the most midwestern that I can feel when I see New Yorkers writing messy and unflattering things about their lives and families for a large audience. One simply need not do that 030
john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026People jump to conclusions about sports injuries kinda fast huh 120
Reposted by john wilmesdavidscheier.bsky.social @davidscheier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have a newish story published in Garland Court Review! 📖 If you fancy, you may read it and other works here: Garland Court Review Magazine 2026 (HTML) - hwcartandarchitecture.org/garlandcourt... or here Garland Court Review Magazine 2026 (PDF) - hwcartandarchitecture.org/garlandcourt... 012