Reposted by KeganPortland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 15/08/2026You get to take a vote on this Moda deal in November before the final vote in December 24916
Reposted by Kegandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 17/07/2026my extreme emotional response to this has been instantly clarifying: im like a starving man. the absence of inspirational leaders who appeal to my better angels and challenge me to do more has been completely corrosive. how can any community live like this, with no lived moral center at all 251679232
Reposted by KeganPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The reason young people vibe with liminal horror is that the wealthy have spent the last half century destroying all anthropological spaces they can exist in, leaving *only* non-places en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-placeen.wikipedia.orgNon-place - Wikipedia 437111188
Reposted by Keganbulldog @harpua.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Workers at Fried Egg I'm in Love, a breakfast mini-chain in Portland, OR, continue to be union-busted as their CEO, Jace Krause, just fired another bargaining representative. The workers are calling for the public to post reviews mentioning this on Google (and IG). maps.app.goo.gl/8e3xUXLXXxVG... 22413
Reposted by KeganAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/07/2026The interesting thing about why Norway dominates at international sports is that they have a culture of not permitting ranking or competition in kids before they turn 12. It promotes cooperation and enjoyment instead. Along with affordable access, it means sports there are more equitable. 724065664
Reposted by KeganSarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Something I’ve glimpsed during the NBA finals and the World Cup are how much we need—and how much cities thrive on—experiences of shared joy. The understanding of how important this is (which might simply be the state of not being a sociopath) should be a big priority in 2028. 691736261
Reposted by KeganChris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026when you check her drivers license 846871834
Reposted by KeganSteve Hayman 🇨🇦 @shayman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there. 8150151403
Reposted by Kegan🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 08/05/2026who is gonna get me the brassica knuckles 😤 323944
Reposted by Keganleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week 2952811093
Reposted by KeganSam @samd.bsky.social · 29/04/2026it’s simple. Dems need to 1. prepare retaliatory gerrymanders in every blue state now that the VRA has been overturned 2. pack the court (and prosecute Thomas/alito) in 2029 I will only even *consider* primary candidates who support both of the above going forward 733391807
Reposted by KeganThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 251301117143
Reposted by Keganceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2026I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine 198139992545
Reposted by KeganClaire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 04/04/2026Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents! 321403353
Reposted by KeganJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 29/03/2026You would get so many more amazing books if you had Universal Basic Income. Not even the most dream-scenario AI could compete with the creativity of a world of authors no longer afraid of affording rent. 3945311541
Reposted by KeganMae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communitiesradio.gardenExplore live radio by rotating the globeExplore live radio by rotating the globe. 9550002247
Reposted by Keganleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/03/2026went out for sushi last night and this guy at the table next to us tried to order milk. when the waiter said they don’t have any he replied “but i’m based” and everyone kind of ignored him 4111168
Reposted by KeganOri-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 12/02/2026keanu greaves 231740411
Reposted by KeganKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 03/02/2026exactly. this is not difficult. as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d... 234201605229
Reposted by Keganshan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 04/01/2026May your 2026 be filled with happy and healthy relationships 💐 032584
Reposted by Keganleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier 183236126630
Reposted by Kegan🪦 here lies anya 🪦 @gothstatuette.northsky.social · 02/01/2026screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted 3639012420
Reposted by KeganJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9454683914404
Reposted by Keganjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne 3255571563
Reposted by KeganThe Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/12/2025The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service 627225986722
Reposted by KeganMiriam Grace in October @miriamgrace.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity. Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 41734867
Reposted by KeganBeautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 29/10/2025i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times 11140383986
Reposted by KeganMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Imagine learning english and finding out butt dialing and booty calls are two different things 3258665
Reposted by KeganStarling (based on the novel by Stephen King) @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 29/07/2025"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout: 376173953719
Reposted by KeganJubie @jubiee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Apparently there was a joke event in Peru where all the jockeys raced each other instead of their horses 7254931777
Reposted by Kegannym™️ @arettee.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Sonic party drinks have been prepared 241202247
Reposted by KeganHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 02/07/2025"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home" The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly 136121202533
Reposted by Keganleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/06/2025no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that 2576635837
