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Roy Keen

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that guy who used to be that other guy. ophiuchus xennial

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Happy Solstice everyone!!
An image of a crescent moon with a serene face. There is a stick figure on the top of the moon and a stick figure on the bottom of the moon and they are reaching for each other. 

Text to the side reads: when Adam noticed the days getting shorter, he thought the world was ending. He fasted and repented for eight days. When he saw the days getting longer, he said “this is the order of the world.” (Avodah Zara 8a) 
It is in our ancient DNA to feel like the world is slipping away as we lose our days. It is our ancient heritage to realize that the world is still there. When we find connection in each day, we are honoring the way of the world. 

The signature in the corner says “m.nutz”
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 14/12/2025
You guys really need to develop the capacity of simultaneously holding the truth that the colonialist occupation and genocide of Palestine is unacceptable AND violent antisemitism is real Both are true
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/12/2025
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Motley Crue's "Dr. Feelgood" is my wedding song.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/12/2025
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Fine. I'll read Moby Dick.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Me, walking to the kitchen after reading this bed.
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a man in a blue shirt is standing next to a car near the water
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is sobbing whilst walking next to a car near the water
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SubDiego619 @daveycurry.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Ayo!! Yu Darvish’s son, Shohei, has committed to play baseball at UCSD. Doap.
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I'm still wondering what happens when the dog catches the car.
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Maybe he can say it whilst wearing a tan suit.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/12/2025
i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
you should be able to have entrance music in court
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This has been my whole freaking life. Every time Republicans take power people are like goddamit this is awful, they get voted out, then two years later people are like hmmm Republicans again
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Rep. Aftyn Behn @aftynbehn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
TODAY IS THE DAY! GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"Strong Floor No Ceiling" sounds like something you'd hear in a Crossfit gym on kegel day.
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Spotify DJ is stuck on a loop and I don't hate it. #nowplaying
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Homicide leading cause of death in pregnant woman.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 30/11/2025
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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Hend Amry @libyaliberty.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
🎯
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Sadako emerging from the TV in the film RINGU
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 27/11/2025
I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Has anyone asked AI to generate a live action Charmin commercial?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/11/2025
🧪🪄
wizard messing around with potions captioned 

it's always motherfuckers with no magic trying to tell you what to do with yours
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AMP @sonofpootietang.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Vidjagames. #nintendo #legendofzelda #videogames #retrogames
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Dave Keating @davekeating.substack.com · 25/11/2025
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Shout out to all the single people traveling back to their hometown in the next day or two to visit their parents for the holiday. Just do it. Text your high school ex. See if they want to go hit up the bar the night before Thanksgiving. What could go wrong.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I don't know about anyone else, but in terms of my life, this is some impactful shit right here. Thank you, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, and Jim.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 24/11/2025
Abolish ICE is the absolute minimum acceptable policy.
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Sam @sammc.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
Sign reading "he sold you flowers and ICE took him."
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It would be so helpful if you could RT my post above about my Etsy shop. I haven't been able to work for more than half the year due to severe depression/a breakdown. If you see this & could spare a few moments for a RT it would help me put my designs in front of a few more eyes. Thankyou so much🌿
My blackbird necklace design. I hand-sculpt each of my bird necklaces individually in recycled silver.
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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
That nyt piece going around ignores one important fact- there is no good or lasting art coming from the transgressive illiberal crowd. None. Their comedy is one note. The music less than that. The movies are forgotten before they come out. The cultural revolution is so busy being anti it isn’t pro.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I think one of the things that makes me the most Unhinged is that the government is dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night, ramming people with their cars and shooting them for fun, and everyone is just doing the same discourses we always have Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Marcelius Braxton @marceliusb.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
We don’t need to reform ICE. We don’t need alternatives to ICE. We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE. ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
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nicole froio @nicolefroio.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
hey guys, bolsonaro is currently in prison 🥰
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Infrogmation @infrogmation.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
A friend here in New Orleans writes: "Went to grab a quick dinner and the restaurant had a "NO ICE ACCESS" sign was in the door window. They were serving in to go containers. " 1/ #NewOrleans #ICE
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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a young boy wearing sunglasses and a blue jacket stands in a dark room
ALT: a young boy wearing sunglasses and a blue jacket stands in a dark room
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 21/11/2025
I was inspired
Drawing of a mystical looking orange cat with a third eye wearing a DBZ cape while floating with its arms stretched out and crossing its legs.
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Boooooooooch Rosser @colonizedeez.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
🎶 Drive boy dog boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy 🎶
A picture of Pope Leo speaking with a thought bubble put over the bottom part of it.  Just imagine him singing "Born Slippy" by Underworld.  Why would you ever not imagine THE POPE singing Born Slippy by Underworld?!
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Jesus. I watched ONE movie with my wife and kid and we missed Christmas?
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 22/11/2025
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
Sign outside an oil change shop in Brooklyn that reads BROOKLYN LUBRICANTS
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 19/11/2025
They conditioned y'all to be like this with them Nextdoor accounts
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Mark @realmarkd.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
*smirks in Californian*
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
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Roy Keen @keenroy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Started cleaning the kitchen, but abandoning that mid-task to go to the gym. If my *me* time is gonna be targeted, it's coming out of *our* time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/11/2025
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
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