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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Imagine how fucking rotted a person's brain has to be to submit a 50,000 line pull request and not perceive that what you are doing is *incredibly* embarrassing and antisocial. A vibecoder can no longer notice they're greeting people by spraying hot dogshit all over the place.

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 04/10/2026

we got little kids partying at the bassett creek dance stop on the DJ bike ride @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social

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Gary Hornseth @garyhornseth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Advertisement Minneapolis General Electric Co. Oct. 2, 1914 Minneapolis Tribune

Small display ad. The top portion features an illustration of a nighttime city street with storefronts and people out and about, highlighted by a large, glowing electric sign that reads "BAKERY" and a sign reading “SHOES” in the background.

Below the illustration, the main headline states in bold, capital letters: "SMALL STORES NEED ELECTRIC SIGNS". The body text promotes electric advertising as a cheap and efficient way for small establishments to make their businesses stand out, specifically noting that "Mazda lamps" have reduced operating costs. The bottom of the ad lists the company's address at 15 South Fifth Street, along with the tag, "Personal Attention to Every Customer."

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is lovely and perfect playlist inspiration for this Friday am

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Has everyone seen this??? I had not and I loved it!

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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026

Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now

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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Suzan the chalant goth @sillysyntax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good for her!

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026

"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6f

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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.

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Yale Stewart @yalestewart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The official Mister Rogers YouTube channel has been posting full episodes recently, and believe me when I tell you that watching one is a great way to take a break from the general state of things. www.youtube.com/@MisterRoger...

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Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Welcome to the official Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood YouTube channel! For more than 30 years, Mister Rogers created a relationship with millions of children, each of whom felt like they were visiting ...

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine

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harpy @harpy.party · 12/09/2026

Mark "Shania" Twain

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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025

dudes rock

Tumblr post from every-lemon
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Follow up tumblr post
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Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Attention Philadelphia! We're hosting a rally to demand that Drexel University maintain The Academy of Natural Sciences Museum open to the public. Join us on Tuesday morning at 10am in front of the academy. Please spread the word, we need all hands on deck! RSVP here: luma.com/1qwnrqz2

A dinosaur on a white background with the text SAve the academy of Natural sciences museum rally Tuesday Sept 8 10am in front of the academy 1900 ben Franklin Parkway. "Tell Drexel University "Keep the museum open!" with the logos for Philly Science Action, Skype a Scientist, and Green Philly

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

i'm a retvrn guy but for this

a gaming guide for RE4 with the game title made in ascii art

a gaming guide for chronotrigger with the game title made in ascii art

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I have started this new thing at work where I leave the game Hues and Cues out and have people guess what color something mundane is, and people are so nervous to guess and have a million questions. There's no prize and no shame but people take it seriously and it's honestly affirming

The gameboard for Hues and Cues with today's prompt which is "Which color is GRASS?" with a few brave guesses

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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026

the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss

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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain

Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Photos via Instagram riverreachconstruction, which has turned into a cat account.

There are four men in the photo, one of which is wearing a safety vest. The man in a safety vest is holding a small kitten, who is wearing a tiny hard hat.

The kitten in a safety vest and tiny hard hat.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Goooood morning! The 2026 Snail Facts Calendars are OUT! We've got 24 days of scratchable snail fact goodness, designed by Philly artist Kelly Nichols! Advent calendars are cute as hell, a delightful tradition, and keep @skypeascientist.bsky.social funded! Get one at SquidFacts.net Pls repost ❤️

An 11x14 inch poster featuring snails, slugs, nudibranchs, and other snails! There are 24 yellow-green snail shells that you can scratch off. There's a leaf sheep and sea bunny and sea angel and fire snail and banana slug and mystery snail and ramshorn snail and candy cane snail

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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

These posters just went up all over every courthouse in New York State, and, man, what an excellent policy.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

astrology is bs *looks at this chart* gdi

What Potato Dish Are You?
ARIES
Chili Cheese Fries
TAURUS
Loaded Baked Potato
GEMINI
Shoestring Fries
CANCER
Mashed Potatoes
LEO
Truffle Fries
VIRGO
Potato Salad
LIBRA
Scalloped Potatoes
SCORPIO
Patatas Bravas
SAGITTARIUS
Hash Browns
CAPRICORN
Steak Fries
AQUARIUS
Tater Tots
PISCES
Potato Soup williams sonoma astrology chart

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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.

There have been more school shootings in the 2026-2027 school year (which started last week) than there are transgender athletes competing. This is a nothing issue pushed by nothing people while the rich continue to rob us blind.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/08/2026

Apparently Lilly Wachowski does s tier alt text

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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

happy friday to those who celebrate

a beautiful orange golden yellow and dark rust brown centered black eyed susan

stock photo of a woman peeling off a mask of her own face, looking disgusted and disappointed, and underneath she is grinning sticking her tongue out and raising her eyebrows like ayyyyy w text over that says “live footage of the girlies thriving against all odds”

a beautiful orange w golden streak and dark red brown centered black eyed susan

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 12/08/2026

Democratic 'strategists': You guys we gotta just steadily erode trans rights because they're too divisive, too bad, so sad Democratic voters:

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This cruelty has no need but cruelty. Haiti remains deeply dangerous; a country in the throes of anarchy. Hundreds of thousands of people are SAFE. They are safe. They are safe here and the nation has decided to make them unsafe. We are embarking on a tragedy and we cannot look away. We cannot.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/08/2026

I check Facebook 1-2x a month for family stuff. Turns out a few days ago my dad made a long post begging for understanding about trans people by his fellow boomers. Last paragraphs are below. Dad doesn’t always get it 100% right. He doesn’t need to. He loves and defends me; that’s all that matters

H. I have a trans daughter. She struggled to learn who she was.
She finally " got it" several years ago and has transitioned into a beautiful adult woman. I've seen the struggle up close. She has been mocked and beaten for being herself. I love her.
Personally I dont think I have the strength of character to do as she has, should I have been in that circumstance.
G. And finally..l just had to get this off my chest as I read, see and overhear uneducated, bigoted posts, stories, and conversation. Here's a testimony of a parent of a beautiful child..there are more of us than you know.
Hope this helps.
If I offends you..buh bye.
If you learned something..youre welcome.
IYKYK. PEACE AND LOVE ARE THE ONLY ANSWERS.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

my god samuel wasn't kidding

screenshot of a retro Windows-style application window titled "Bluesky Social". The window has various sections with square bevel buttons filled with 90s generic clipart.

The sections and their buttons are:

1) Explore
- Home Feed
- Search Bluesky

2) Your Timeline
- Following Feed
- Discover Posts
- Custom Feeds

3) Post & Connect
- New Post
- Reply
- Repost
- Save Post
- Share Post

4) Discover
- Trending Topics
- Popular Posts

5) Notifications
- All
- Mentions

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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...

I am not joking: this is AOL era software. It's got clip art. IDK how it even works on modern computers

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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

New playlist THIS WAS SUMMER 1987, going back to the summer of pumping up the volume and feeling the heat with somebody! 🍉 Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/5gm... 🍦 Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/... 🌽 YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Alex Fernie @ferniecommaalex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Just thinkin' about the best film ever made. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_M...

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Sesame Street: Making Crayons

YouTube video by Sesame Street

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I love you too, Robocop

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

TGIF folks

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Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.com · 01/08/2026

my new out of office message

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

my feelings on this are pretty straightforward: if you have a problem with poor people having greater access to less expensive food then you’re a fucking psycho.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

a friend said "no spoilers!" while we were talking about The Odyssey and another friend said "you've had 2,700 years to read it"

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Some building entrances of downtown Saint Paul

Rossmor building entrance, two story stone outline

Skinny stone entrance also two stories plus

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Here's a thing that can be really hard to remember when engaging in online outreach: If a person is newly engaged in a topic and asking you a question, it doesn't matter that you've already answered that question hundreds of times. The person currently asking you has not seen your answer before.

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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

New playlist THIS WAS SUMMER 1998, taking you back to the summer when everyone only wanted that thing, that thing, that thiiiiing 👙 Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/2sw... ☀️ Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/... 🏖️ YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”

photograph of the relevant passage in Fitzgerald's translation of the Odyssey ("I make no bed of love with you upon it. Or swear me first a great oath, if I do, you'll work no more enchantment to my harm.")

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