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King of the lonely internet. I stream what I want, when I can, usually vintage games, indie games, or DnD/ttrpg. Come hang out! Suggest a game and I'll try and play it 🌱 www.twitch.tv/sproutemoji_ www.youtube.com/@sproutemoji_

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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Don't ask me why but I think all Modrons are from Wisconsin. Look at the little guys
Modrons from dungeons and dragons planescape
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
two wizards, one goofy one serious, under the words you vs the dm she tells you not to worry about
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When I say "I will be there in spirit" this is what I mean
Concept art for lord of the rings 1978 by Mike ploog
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Visualizing the man I want to become but it's olimar from pikmin
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
A young guy who kinda looks like Shai Gilgeous-Alexander lying in his bed pleasantly smiling and looking at his computer. Whatever he’s seeing has him Very Entertained. Perhaps even Horny.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 01/05/2026
The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
We have a NASA mission that even in the current climate of everything has everyone cheering and excited and talking about how neat it is and I find it hard to to understand how that can happen and then someone goes “you know what’s even better than this? A rich bored guy sending Katy Perry up there”
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Whenever you join a new friend group, there will be a little voice that tells you "start a DND group with them. Lock them into a 6 month campaign. Then they can never leave." It is important to resist that voice
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Do you smell that???
Me neither. Start farting.
jared leto meme
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
its fucking nuts that heroforge charges $16 for you to download the STL file for the models you make on there. It's $20 for a physical plastic model of your character that they have to injection mold and mail to you, and somehow that's only $4 more than the file for the 3d model you make yourself
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Mind flayer quincinera
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
gotta save this for when i run Curse of Strahd again 😈
the redhead from stranger things complaining that strahd from the dungeons and dragons module curse of strahd just wins
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The fact we never got a series of the Mike Mignola created Civil War era pulp spy thriller with Paul Giamatti, David Hyde Pierce, and Molly Shannon after such an incredible pilot is an absolute travesty.
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The Amazing Screw-On Head (2006) HD Upscaled & Subtitled
YouTube video by Ogrebaffley
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
doing an Eternal Sunshine on all the players in my ttrpg group so I can be sure they haven't read the books I'm basing my campaign on
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Ok this is the coolest fucking concept I've ever seen
Comic of Jesus preaching in Aramaic, seeing a time traveler in the crowd, and saying "go home now" in English
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
anyone have any good form fillable google sheets for dnd 5e characters?
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
two wizards, one goofy one serious, under the words you vs the dm she tells you not to worry about
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Fishman @asianfisherman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
hornet
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
for such a cozy wholesome game, this thing makes me want to tear my hair out.
screenshot for Terra Nil video game
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
well, it finally happened. I made a post on the DnD subreddit that people are mad about.
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
omg New Cousins! 69 New Cousins! Nice!
screenshot from the upcoming new katamari damacy gamescreenshot from the upcoming new katamari damacy game
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/08/2025
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

And give me some coffee. Black as midnight on a moonless night."
Harga looked surprised. That wasn't like Vimes.
"How black's that, then?" he said.
"Oh, pretty damn black, I should think."
"Not necessarily."
"What?"
"You get more stars on a moonless night. Stands to reason. They show up more. It can be quite bright on a moonless night."
Vimes sighed.
"An overcast moonless night?" he said.
Harga looked carefully at his coffee pot.
"Cumulus or cirro-nimbus?"
"I'm sorry? What did you say?"
"You get city lights reflected off cumulus, because it's low lying, see. Mind you, you can get high-altitude scatter off the ice crystals in--"
"A moonless night," said Vimes, in a hollow voice, "that is as black as coffee.
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John Henderson @jhenderson.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Imagine walking into an established writers room with a list this vague and acting like you just saved TV. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Don't ask me why but I think all Modrons are from Wisconsin. Look at the little guys
Modrons from dungeons and dragons planescape
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
All wizards, regardless of gender, have long white beards. It's like a Santa Clause situation.
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
IF YOU BUY A PHYSICAL RULEBOOK FROM WIZARDS OF THE COAST, YOU SHOULD RECEIVE DUAL ACCESS TO THAT BOOK ON ALL WOTC WEBSITES. WHY AM I PAYING FOR THE SAME BOOK TWICE
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Pink Guy is attending an interview with the chief exec and CEO of a company.
CEO: “Our company does not adhere to DEI hiring practices 

Panel 2:
CEO continues: “We believe in hiring based strictly on qualifications”

Panel 3:
Pink Guy interjects and says “Actually, DEI is about addressing a systemic imbalance in-
CHIEF EXEC butts in: HEY

Panel 4:
CHIEF EXEC: Don’t talk back to my dad
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
ʰᵒᵒᵗᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃʳᵉ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᶦˢᵗᶦⁿᶜᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒʷˡᵇᵉᵃʳˢ. ʰᵒᵒᵗᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᶦⁿ ⁿᵒ ʷᵃʸ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵒʷˡᵇᵉᵃʳˢ. ᵃⁿʸ ˢᶦᵐᶦˡᵃʳᶦᵗᶦᵉˢ ᵇᵉᵗʷᵉᵉⁿ ʰᵒᵒᵗᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒʷˡᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᶦˢ ᵖᵘʳᵉˡʸ ᶜᵒᶦⁿᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ.
page of monsters called hootbears, which are not dungeons and dragons owlbears
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
me when my players attack the weary traveler and ignore the seven gold canaries fluttering around him #dnd #ttrpg
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a cartoon of grinch with a blue background
Alt: a cartoon of grinch smiling evilly
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I'm a half elf, but just the bottom half 😏
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
my biggest issue with dnd's Keys to the Golden Vault is that there's no instructions on how to level up the encounters. The level 1 heist is a museum heist, which is cool, but who the hell wants to play a level 1 character
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Ok I need to try daggerheart yesterday this looks rad as hell
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How to Play Daggerheart! | Get Your Sheet Together
YouTube video by Critical Role
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
baldurs gate 3 needs a mod that drops all of the juiciest Ed Greenwood Faerun Facts into the loading screens, like all the breastmilk facts!
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Surprisingly in Baldurs Gate 3 there is not a "fuck your way out of it" option for every problem, so you're not REALLY getting the full DND experience, but it's pretty close
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
happy anniversary to the Destruction of the One Ring, which happened on this day in TA 3019 and caused the defeat of Sauron and the destruction of his armies, the Black Gate, and Barad-dur. Also two years later Elanor the Fair was born to Samwise Gamgee and Rosie Cotton
the one ring floating on lava from lord of the rings movieelanor the fair and samwise gamgee from the lord of the rings movie
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
honestly man shoutout to Steam Returns for being reasonable. Two hours playtime or 14 days from purchase (whichever comes first) is long enough to figure out if you're going to keep a gain and ive never had a return refused for any reason
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Seeing Satine Phoenix pop up in any old ttrpg stuff is always a fucking jump scare now lmao
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Manda @mandaamsbt.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
melinoe fanart i did back in may 2024! #artpost
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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
black text on a white background: “this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda. corvid haters unfollow immediately.” the text is on the right and on the left is a crow
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Gygax really put a lot of thought into the original dungeon master's guide, huh
a table from the 1979 dungeon master's guide detailing how likely you are to trust a prostitute (harlot) along with a subtable for what kind of prostitutes you might encounter.
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
my friends playing DND: "wait is this just the plot of My Big Fat Greek Wedding?" me, the DM: *smiles evilly*
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
learned today that the older editions of the dnd handbooks had a short list of historical figures with high charisma but low physical attractiveness: Caesar, Napoleon, and for some fucking reason Hitler
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AD&D WHY!? (Animated Spellbook) #adnd #dnd #dndmemes
YouTube video by Zee Bashew
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
KETHERIC THORM WAS GOING TO BE A PLAYABLE CHARACTER??????? LARIAN WHYYYYYYYY
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Major Baldur's Gate 3 Villain Was Once Playable
Larian reveals that one major Baldur's Gate 3 villain was once meant to be a playable character, in addition to disclosing some other cut content.
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Róisín 🏳️‍⚧️ @roisin.northsky.social · 08/01/2025
This gif is very related
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a man with a cartoon character on his head stands in front of a sign that says " comedy center "
Alt: Jacob Wysocki going super saiyan
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
i love video game mods because you'll get something like "my Wholesome Hat Options mod REQUIRES scrungyd4ve's SEXIER NAKED FEET AND TITS framework"
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
tis the season
blue pikmin meme wearing a santa hat saying im jolly?
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
This shit goes hard as fuck
A bridge over a waterfall in a forest but the bridge is a huge sword being held by a giant statue and leads to a huge stone door. It looks very cool
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