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cluesan al-gaib

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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 3h
can’t stop muttering “we are super primordial” 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
my page is a great place to be if your favorite subject is me and the things i am thinking about
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 4h
haha! yay!
@clueless.bsky.social
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 4h
(find art and make treasure)
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 4h
goddammit i’m gonna do ecommerce
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 18h
we can do this discourse tho bc i really do need some answers. many people do this, and i need to know why
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 19h
i can’t handle even one more discourse
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 20h
i cannot have the chain until at least march 🥲 but i can have it before a hoop so hooray
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just smoked out our housepainter lmfao
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
at my piercing checkup they suggested amazon bc no local stores have their favorite saline & i was like “oh i don’t order things online. if I can’t drive to go get it, i don’t need it that bad” & she was like “oh…” i just realized i made it sound like i have an ideological problem w the Internet lol
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if this isn’t part of the goal for some of these bitches, I’ll eat my hat 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i said i’m gonna go sit right there a min and i did
a little patch of clover and moss on the edge of a woodland area in a vaguely people sized patch of dappled sunlight that clue is pointing at
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you ever sit down and say to yourself it would be fine if I saw a little varmint 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
saw someone in Instagram comments asking if an autumn leaf was AI and got really scared
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meant to record a peaceful clip of me stretching/easing back into my body after weeks of herrible flareup, but the whole thing focused on the chair arm. it’s kind of a vibe anyway 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sincere question and I’m not trying to be mean, but what is wrong with u people that throw away the toilet paper roll when there’s still a few full wraps of paper left on the tube 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not to brag or anything but this is going to take another week that we did not plan for 🤪
clue’s hallway that is taped and patched and plastic’ed to hell but not yet painted clue’s living room that is taped and patched and plastic’ed to hell but not yet painted
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why did the young man working the dunkin drive thru just compliment my nails

clue car selfie she is holding up her left hand in front of her face and it is absolutely busted ass chipped, red nail polish like nobody could call this a manicure. It is a mistake.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall wanna know something. i’m not even making anything
clue holding up a section of crocheted fabric made of white yarn speckled with rainbow colors. there’s a crochet book open underneath it
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
talked to the bedbugs, they said fuck yall
screenshot from ig account karolinasteinerova_ on instagram. she is an animal communicator who talks to bedbugs. it’s a picture of a bedbug and the text 

I asked if they know that everyone hates them.
Bedbugs: "We don't give a f*ck. We really don't care.
We are super primordial.
And honestly, it is your fault that built the perfect living space for US.
That is your problem, not ours."
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
plans within plans for my holes
Check nostril piercing healing and downsize, install a chain enhancer if possible based on consult. Check conch and flat piercings healing and downsize posts. Rearrange lobe and helix jewelry (redesign/curate ear). Planning to purchase a chain and a seamless ring depending on redesign advice and use existing studs, I may need to also purchase new posts for existing flat back studs depending on piercers advice.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey ladies who wants to learn about POISONS
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i know I’m the only one who cares on this website, but I can’t stop watching katseye they really r down two members and said we never speak of this again. sophia and manon should join forces with some other hype dropouts & destroy them
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my kid just goes, “dad if mom was a fast car would you give her a ticket”
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i was kinda drunk at the bugs bunny symphony earlier lmao
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
rich white people really do only have like 5 talking points
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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PEAR IS THE RIND KILLER hey that's a good slogan
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i know i already have 4 copies of dune but i needed this one too
dune book with “fear is the mind-killer” printed on the pages which have red edges with some eyeballs on either side
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kid at this park is called “aldo” and i got questions
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
love saying no to the kids at the park. “will u push me” no
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my mother is trying to get a complicated hernia surgery that is extremely urgent (half her stomach is in her chest) and they tried first scheduling her in NOVEMBER bc there’s nobody in the area who is qualified. she was like soooo… should i just die???
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wish I could pay someone to poop for me 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sometimes when rachel the cat looks at me all annoyed bc the kid is being loud or annoying, i like to shrug and say, “hey, it’s your kid”
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we’ve normalized naps in our family
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My grandfather spit the cum of generational trauma into my dad’s mouth and my dad spit it into my mouth but I can choose to say no and spit it on the ground rather than pass it on to my own son. That’s what therapy is all about it’s lit
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fuck my chungus tummy
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it makes me feel like a bad sick person every time i try something and give up…. but it wasn’t a total loss. i found out foot massages kinda help my dysautonomia lmao
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in my one wild and beautiful life, I do not wanna hear movie opinions from somebody who thinks ChatGPT is giving him new insights into spiritual matters. even if it comes with a rly good foot massage 
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I’m going to ghost my chronic illness energy worker Because I can’t listen to him Talk about AI anymore and other 2026 stories
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i like posts that say what day it is
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
wednesday morning

A zoomed in screenshot of an extremely cursed mascot character based on a pepper with shiny blank eyes and a gaping black maw. he is smiling but it’s sinister. his facial structure implies jaws or bones despite being a vegetable. I would say he longs for death, but I don’t think the thing in him can die.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scorpio: Scorpio: All that bad shit they say about us is because of the worst Scorpio ever, Brian. He was a real asshole. You don't hate Scorpios. You hate Brian.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
even school pictures are a scam now lol
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it may be easy to stay the same but i love adapting
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cryptid 🤩
rueben the fluffy black cat looking at the picture taker with his precious little front paws on the edge of a fake fig tree planter pot stand and his lil back paws are so cute and his fluffy black tail is extended and he looks caught in the act
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
stop explaining movies to me
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A brief reminder that RoboCop opens with a news broadcast showing us just barely parodic horrors, then cuts to a commercial for PRIVATIZED FUCKING HEALTHCARE youtu.be/p5OtobyuksE?... bsky.app/profile/clue...
youtu.be
RoboCop Opening
YouTube video by NEOMORPHEOUS
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
a still of marty from season one of true detective saying “i just want you to stop saying odd shit” he is standing and talking outside a car with his hands making a gesture and his face fed up. caption has been edited to say “I just want you to [keep] saying odd shit,”
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
not to brag or anything, but I can comprehend the incomprehensible. easily
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
not apologizing to yall to be clear i was apologizing to the path and the adjacent paths and the surrounding areas
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