Reposted by kDuncanGDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(Cam Skattebo barges into the MRI tube) “what are they doing to you in here bro” 2091170
Reposted by kDuncanGwillYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026tickets available now to see my gross ass in 70mm 011
Reposted by kDuncanGJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I enjoy hating things, but this is ridiculous. 36111
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Crap Tops: the new gen z trend where you shit in your shirt 74110
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026they should let you draw dick and tiddies on it and that's it 5668
Reposted by kDuncanGdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/07/2026poop is the money of the butt (i have a shirt of this at drewtoothpaste.com) 028941
Reposted by kDuncanGslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/07/2026[guy eating the potato salad at his wife’s funeral] she would have hated this 217220
Reposted by kDuncanGBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/202620 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea. 1264185510
Reposted by kDuncanGIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit 4358971067
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026they are right. i don't care about them. they are grifter crabs in a barrel of poisoned milk trying to elominate decades of scientific progress so they can sell everyone vitamin enemas and "neutracuticals." fuck off 4 good 1019628
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026WEAK ON CRIME 1043886
Reposted by kDuncanGPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...youtu.beSCTV - Lola's Love SpiritYouTube video by The Second City 6234041013
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026feds do NOT read this, this post is NOT FOR FEDS, ok now rhat all the Feds are gone: i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener 1336945
kDuncanG @kduncang.bsky.social · 31/01/2026[my first day working as book critic for the new york times] the only book in the english language that has ever mattered is dr. seuss' “the sneetches” 001
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026the bad things we're experiencing in america right now they are the costs of selling out the rights of others in the service of white supremacy yes, this includes throwing trans people under the bus 4558
kDuncanG @kduncang.bsky.social · 29/01/2026when you’re in utah the proper pejorative term to use is “soak you” 000
Reposted by kDuncanGI said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal. Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job. 1444057841
Reposted by kDuncanGJordan Arnold @jordanarnold.me · 17/12/2025On a livestream yesterday, Puka both: - Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and - Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score Suspend him tbh 92839141
Reposted by kDuncanGderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/12/2025MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours° Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang" 698157553882
Reposted by kDuncanGRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Using AI is like slathering yourself in hamburger juice so your boss can feed you to his dog 430844
Reposted by kDuncanGAaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Every single country music song sounds AI generated 262
kDuncanG @kduncang.bsky.social · 15/11/2025my guy is probably like "you know what? today's the day i finally change my name to john smith or something" 000
Reposted by kDuncanGdawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 12/11/2025is this is the sign we've been waiting for 410219
Reposted by kDuncanGregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 15/11/2025do you think monica lewinsky is talking to her therapist about this or 824814
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025poo poo pee pee dick wiener 1331
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Plur1bussy. is this anything 6453
Reposted by kDuncanGsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025i think more writers should cause billionaires to have nervous breakdowns 420736
Reposted by kDuncanGevil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby · 13/06/2023hey sorry for being a huge bitch earlier. i was only acting that way because deep down im a huge bitch 545696
Reposted by kDuncanGSean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss. 24987013541
Reposted by kDuncanGJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/11/2025as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though 097139
Reposted by kDuncanGShawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Dear Seattle friends: 0251166
Reposted by kDuncanGC.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Jesus, Joyce, that man had a family (who left him) 318317
Reposted by kDuncanGGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Hamburger helps those that help themselves 621370
Reposted by kDuncanGPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Schumer shot himself in the dick twice, the second time by giving every single person involved in the dem victories on tuesday a very clear idea of what their next organizing goal should be. 422827
Reposted by kDuncanGThe Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Joyce Carol Oates with a HALO dive from an orbitally placed top rope 312421
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together 14833117
Reposted by kDuncanGalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025i think they should let Ms Rachel design a squid games for Mr Beast specifically 121011102
kDuncanG @kduncang.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I'm very sorry to hear that Dick Cheney died today; I wish he could've died tomorrow just so he could see Zohran Mamdani become mayor of New York. 0241
kDuncanG @kduncang.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Thank you, Joe. You're too kind. I promise to bring me and Matt down for an episode of Tabletop Jocks sometime so you two can beat me senseless! 010
kDuncanG @kduncang.bsky.social · 02/11/2025This dude is such a fucking loser. This is crybaby snowflake bullshit. Everyone who voted for those coward is stupid as hell...get fucked, you idiots. 000
kDuncanG @kduncang.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Ah yes with ties to the Portland, Oregon Mafia...who control all of the queer-owned cat cafes and the gluten-free matcha houses. 010
Reposted by kDuncanG👻 “Frightening” IrishOutsider 👻 @irishoutsider.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Oh no, Chauncey Billups has to play right field for the Barons now. 27223
