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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
urging all my homies to wake up and consume
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The my body is a machine meme template changed to show the text "my body is a machine that turns" then a picture of some weed and then text that reads "into" followed by a crop of a Bluesky post showing it has one repost and 25 likes
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the ceo of standing normal
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Thomas @djamesalicious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
windows modal box:
title: Error - Chigurh.exe
picture of Anton Chigurh "Call it, friendo"
3 buttons: "heads", 'tails", "you don't have to do this" the last one is disabled so it can't be clicked
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the dying's finally done and the suffering subsides All the suffering gets done by the ones we leave behind
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me and my friends would’ve killed this mf with hammers I can tell you that much
the plush liberty mutual mascot that look like a temu muppet
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry babe the iced coffee stays in my hand during sex
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Any criticism of Democrats is de facto endorsement of Trump” has to be the stupidest idea that a plurality of liberals actually believe
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THREAD. Did you know that Minneapolis police deployed 101 personnel to a 7-person vigil held one morning at Renee Good's memorial? The cops generated $1.92 million in overtime cash for themselves.
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slipping the mcdonald’s cashier a crisp $20* make it with grimace meat
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Terrorism is when you blow up a bus or kill someone from up close. When you lob missiles from 50km away to massacre an entire city block that's not terrorism.
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
justified “FUCK ICE” chants in Hangman’s homestate of (Norfolk,) Virginia!!! #AEWDynamite
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out.
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pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wait fr??
Governor Abigail Spanberger quietly ended a rulemaking process initiated in the waning days of former-governor Glenn Youngkin's administration. The rule would have limited transgender students' ability to play sports and use facilities.
But Spanberger said over the weekend the rule is now dead.
Governor Abigail Spanberger told a crowd at Virginia Pridefest Saturday she was moved by the story of a transgender child and the issues their families face.
"And I tell you I burst into tears because of the fact that I want to make members of the
LGBTQ+ community know that you have a governor that values your community," Spanberger said from the Pridefest stage.
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bob kraft sell the team bitcj
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
posting vs posting while high
Bobby Hill from King of the Hill yellingBob Hill from King of the Hill laying on a green couch in a T-shirt and underwear with a pile of potato chips on his chest he looks very serene
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s that special day when I get to post the 9/11 beanie baby
a beanie baby bear decked out in a Uncle Sam-ass outfit with a button on it that says I remember 9/11
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
of course we all love to joke about ol' chucky kirk, but it's always sad when someone with so much to say dies without the chance to see the GTA VI trailer and have a bizarre meltdown over rockstar like, digitally trafficking illegal immigrants or normalizing interracial femdom
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
donald trump can give me $5000 but I’m gonna shake my head so everyone knows I don’t agree with it
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lethal Shooter has Ms. Rachel on fire.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My favorite Labor Day tradition is watching people pretend like it’s yet another holiday to honor the troops. It’s so pervasive in red states that I genuinely think most people don’t know labor day is meant to celebrate laborers
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Our society's unfathomable cruelty to homeless people is not just morally unjustifiable, but more expensive than housing people would be. Cruelty against the homeless is an unaffordable luxury. Abandoning homeless people to avoid offending the Protestant work ethic is an unaffordable luxury.
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
can check
a large and powerful hand (mine) holding a beer named Lucky Buddha that is in a green bottle with an impression of a Buddha in the bottle
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my dialect quiz reveal is offensive to me and I will not be sharing
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Democrats have been fucking petrified to admit they think government should help people my entire life because they let Republicans set the terms of the argument. Of course red state and rural people want the government to help them. Fucking loser Democrats won't even take credit for it when they do
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 02/09/2026
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the two genders magazine
a magazine I saw at the dentist that is called Garden & Gun
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 29/08/2026
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This puts it succinctly - let’s not forget how many Democrats openly mourned and eulogized Charlie Kirk less than a year ago
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Put Hasan aside. It should concern you that the Democratic Party has launched a coordinated smear campaign based on nothing he actually said against a private citizen who is not in or running for office. This reveals how comfortable they are with just lying to the voters.
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Dylan Storm Day @DDayMovies • 8h
This is something they have also not done for actual hateful (and more famous) pundits like Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, or Ben Shapiro. Many of whom have broader reach & are actual antisemites and some of whom are just Nazis of a different variety.
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Dylan Storm Day @DDayMovies
Back to Hasan specifically, the Dems were fine inviting Hasan to the DNC in 2024. Most of the controversial stuff he's actually said was before that, and they didn't care. They're not attacking him now for what he's said. Be serious.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🏘🫂🤗🙏
ff7's aerith saying "every single person shouldhave comfortable housing before anyonecan havea mansion" in a ps1 scene
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 21/08/2026
honestly the best way to tell if an image online is fake is to introspect about whether looking at reinforces a sense of superiority over some group towards which you already feel contempt
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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[ELEANOR MARX ON HER FATHER]
•.. For those who knew Marx, no legend is funnier than that which portrays him as a morose, embittered, unbending and unapproachable person, a sort of Jupiter Tonans, ceaselessly hurling his thunderbolts with never a smile on his lips, enthroned alone and aloof in Olympus.
Such a description of the merriest, gayest person who ever lived, the man bubbling over with fun, whose laughter irresistibly won one's heart, the most friendly, gentle and sympathetic of all companions, is a constant source of amazement and amusement to all who knew him.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i am so upset about cuba right now. embargo? blockade? no no, im upset because theyre not democratic enough. unlike my country where my tax dollars are being used without my consent to massacre as many people as possible
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 16/08/2026
9/11 should have happened to hogwarts
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
leaving my wife for computer washingtonian.com/2026/08/11/h...
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How AI Chatbots Are Wrecking Some Marriages Around DC
More people are confiding to AI chatbots instead of the their partners, leading to the end of the relationship.
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Emily Higgs Kopin (spooky) @ehkopin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Good morning to the dreamers
White and brown tabby cat standing on a table with his head stuck inside a glass with a little bit of water in it. His little tongue is sticking out but he can’t quite reach
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
➡️🙀🤳🪞
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy Friday to you guys
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kDuncanG @kduncang.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You: how long are you gonna be on the ferry? Me:
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
did a baby write this?
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
it’s chicken cutlet night in america
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
look at this #ally I saw on the train
A man wearing a black t-shirt that says BUY WEED FROM WOMEN on the back
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