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@katiesaur.bsky.social
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It sure did unite people. The absolute worst people in existence, unfortunately.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
german porn is just so weird
A black Volkswagen Beetle rests atop an upside-down white Beetle.
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They can't delete it, but I think muting the person will keep them from seeing it. However, they also won't be able to see ANYTHING from that user and other people will still be able to see it.
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are they trying to organize a reunion? That happened to me when our 10th was coming up. (Thankfully I've avoided everyone enough that subsequent events have passed me by lol)
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me: one pill please pill bottle: 37 me: no just one please pill bottle: 37 me: please only one pi- pill bottle: SILICA PACKET
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Started reading "Between the World and Me" by Ta-Nehisi Coates. It's very good, so far. However, every time I set this book down, I think I somehow got a massive grease stain on it and panic!
A picture of the back cover of "Between the World and Me" by Ta-Nehisi Coates. The background is a pale cream, but over half of it features a grey-brown watercolor splotch that looks slightly like a grease stain. The cover also features the text, "This is your country, this is your world, this is your body, and you must find some way to live within the all of it."
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ay yo, grim reaper, we gotta put you on a PIP for who you been taking out and who you have left topside.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 26/08/2026
The future of Parton’s Imagination Library has become uncertain due to the quiet machinations of Republicans in the Midwest that have sought to unravel public funding for the cause. trib.al/Z9f1GpD
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mondayzc @mondayzc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*clears throat* *taps mic* criticizing the adult women who knowingly attach themselves to Trump - whether for his approval, proximity to fascist power, party status, or simply the joy of being evil - is not misogyny, no matter how much vicarious embarrassment it gives you to watch them do it
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Faye @inanhourofdreaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sorry but. This is just a boob?? A space boob.
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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@brendelbored.bsky.social
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go "you know who is the sexiest fucking guy l've ever seen?" and post this
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know nothing about legal citation, but I am ready to learn if you still need volunteers 🫡
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I just saw "S M O K E S H O W" at the bottom of my screen and I *should* have expected your wife and yet...I really thought I was going to see a picture of brisket lol
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Randy Milholland @choochoobear.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Someone asked why I don't post public pictures of my daughter. I assumed we all knew pedophiles exist and use social media.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.
Keanu Reeves
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Gotta love some werewolves
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I started weightlifting a few months ago and I hate how much better I feel afterwards. What do you meeeeean exercise is an effective tool for managing ADHD? It's bullshit!!
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
me but with the 2 lbs of kiwi I bought
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pretty sure the Pillsbury Dough Boy is composed of unspeakable evil
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is it meant to replace anything or just added for extra fiber?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@JacobOller

This is the hardest I've ever known someone didn't watch the thing they were writing about

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Other shows for which the occupation is not blue collar or is not specified are set in working-class locales. The occupation of Hank of King of the Hill (1998) is unspecified, but the setting suggests a blue collar suburb.
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phylan @phylan.website · 17/07/2026
I love the bird in the beginning that's like Y'ALL SEE THIS? THIS PILE OF POOP IS FUCKING MOVING
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Congrats! No second boob crushing for you!
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Merlin Ice Cream is a hell of a name
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 16/07/2026
oh man, i was so close
RE9 comic
Big spider going KYEEEHHH!!!
Leon: looks like the itsy bitsy spider… is all grown up
Sherry (in Leon’s earpiece): booo
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Leafeon room is super cute!
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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Scary Macy ⚔️🦇 @macydaisy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy steam summer sale, y’all.
An image from Pokémon of a squirtle running towards a group of squirtles in black robes. The squirtles in black robes have the caption “unfinished game 1,2,3, and 4” while the squirtle running towards them says “newly bought game”.
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Hugovicius 🐇 @hugopm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
vampires are all queer because whatever your orientation if you were immortal don't think you wouldn't try it with anyone yes you would
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Photo Mode Awards @photomodeawards.com · 25/06/2026
3 days left to enter The Photo Mode Awards! Once the window closes, that's it — no extensions, no do-overs! Don't leave it too late! Enter here 👉 photomodeawards.com/enter
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Pushing a stone up a hill the text on the rock says 
“The Fucking Dishes And
The Fucking Laundry”
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 11/06/2026
Obviously this is a terrible idea but also I think we need an immediate moratorium on LLMs using bi flag colors as they are not worthy of the aesthetic
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I would have one of those giant indoor playgrounds that existed in the 90s, but sized up for adults and in my house. Sorry guys, can't go to the board meeting, I have a miniature rock wall over a ball pit to climb.
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katiesaur 🎃💀 @katiesaur.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Did you ever do the zombie apocalypse running thing? It was basically about training to be a "runner" during a zombie apocalypse. I think the app is Zombies, Run!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a snail climbs up onto a frisbee laying in the grass. The snail says, “what a strange flower…” Panel 2: the frisbee is lifted off the ground by a person standing outside of the frame. The snail, still perched on the edge of the frisbee, remarks, “eh?” Panel 3: the snails eye stalks are blown backwards as it is suddenly thrusted forward. From the snail’s perspective, it looks like stars stretching radially from the center, as if traveling at warp speed.
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The Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 24/05/2026
In the beginning, the BlueSky is a Bubble takes were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one in Sydney was a week. In 4 days, we could be seeing a Bubble take every 8 hours, until they are coming every 4 minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within 7 days.
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