Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 6hThis morning I spoke with Anne McElvoy of @politico.eu on BBC Radio Scotland about the U.S. death penalty, the Cornell University investigation and child marriage in America. From 1 hr and 17 mins in www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...bbc.co.ukThe Sunday Show - 04/10/2026 - BBC SoundsNews, discussion and interviews from politics and beyond. 000
Reposted by Bethany ElliottMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 12hYou shuddered as you gazed 28628
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Southend. The restaurant is closing around us to the extent of turning off lights. There is no one else here. It’s 9.15. 110
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everyone in my room at work has shown up wearing jeans today and I said “do you remember Jeans for Genes day? Whatever happened to Jeans for Genes day?” 020
Reposted by Bethany ElliottRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Claudia: This is a game of duplicity, double bluffs and mind games. The traitors will sit amongst you, like cuckoo's eggs in the nest of a mother bird, impossible to identify Richard E. Grant: *Cackling like the Joker and stroking a cat* #CelebrityTraitors 2809
Reposted by Bethany ElliottAriadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Truly didn't have Ross Kemp being driven to madness this easily on my Bingo card. #CelebrityTraitors 515910
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They don’t need to run. The producers can’t actually let a celebrity be killed on an exploding pirate ship. Walk at a leisurely pace if you want #traitors #celebritytraitors 000
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’d love to know more about the insurance for all this #traitors #celebritytraitors 010
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can’t wait to find out which of the celebrities is secretly the mum of one of the others #traitors #celebritytraitors 110
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jerry Hall there with that knowledge of men‘s characters that saw her married to Mick Jagger #traitors #celebritytraitors 010
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026WHAT WAS THAT #traitors #CelebrityTraitors 020
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think Acaster’s going to end up like one of those people who falsely report themselves to the police as a serial killer. #CelebrityTraitors #Traitors 030
Reposted by Bethany ElliottCarol @carolly7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Acaster is marvellous #CelebrityTraitors 111
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If they don’t make James Acaster a Traitor what is actually the point? #celebritytraitors 000
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026From Reginald D Hunter live yet now my father and I both do it wordlessly- when someone says “bear with me” or “bear left” a little clawing motion with both hands. Also, whenever I’ve mislaid anything, doing the full Prigozhin “Shoigu, Gerasimov, where’s my ammunition?” bit about whatever I’ve lost 010
Reposted by Bethany ElliottJames Vaughan @equusonthebuses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#OnThisDay 1946: David Low in the Evening Standard on the Nuremberg Trials verdicts... 03712
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To be fair, Ginsberg’s later stuff wasn’t far off www.facebook.com/reel/1191933...facebook.com 110
Reposted by Bethany ElliottCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 02/10/2025For National Poetry Day, a personal favourite of mine and one I think about more and more in these troubled times. 1318552
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026youtu.be/Xb82v7wh1Fw?...youtu.beReginald Perrin anarchy sketch DVD qualityYouTube video by mitsymagicful 100
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fella opposite me on the tube is reading Mein Kampf. I did of course know Hitler wrote a book but that didn’t stop me having a jump scare when I sat down and the photo was staring straight at me. 130
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nearly emailed the below image to my Korean teacher instead of a picture of my homework because someone WhatsApped it to me and it saved in my photos. 030
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you are this woman, message me PLEASE. 000
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At lunch my colleague told me that his single flatmate matched with a girl on Hinge who invited him to her place for the first date. When he arrived, there were already 8 other men there and she explained that she was hosting a version of The Bachelorette, where they’d all have to compete for her. 130
Reposted by Bethany ElliottPolitics UK @politicsuk.com · 29/09/2026🚨 BREAKING: The Times reports that the suspected bomb attack on RAF Fairford was foiled by one of the suspects who called 999 himself 151
Reposted by Bethany ElliottScott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/202610/10. No notes. 036480
Reposted by Bethany ElliottThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman theonion.com/area-dad-sure-knows-a-… 897066
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That said, I did nearly kidnap Terence Stamp at Heathrow a few years ago because my Dad was driving a black Bentley out of the car park and Terence was waiting for his ride and we slowed down to go over a speed bump and Terence stepped forward expectantly. 000
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m increasingly convinced they’re making up the fun introductory facts on #OnlyConnect 000
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I always love the Bill Bailey story that he went to see Marilyn Manson in Milton Keynes and thus they were all treated to the sight of a 6 ft man in a rubber corset and with different coloured eyes laying on the stage and chanting ”Milton Keynes…Milton Keynes…MILTON KEYNES”. 142
Reposted by Bethany ElliottAidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yuge day for American Bluesky, as many are getting their first experience of the quaint and traditional British rural pursuits, "dogging" and "flytipping" 29787155
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was supposed to go to a K-pop festival in Hackney tonight but everyone else has dropped out and I can’t go by myself to that. No. They’ll all think someone brought their mum along. 000
Reposted by Bethany ElliottAndrew Mueller @andrewmueller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have no more idea than anybody else, but it would be magnificent if it turned out that our most seething, swivel-eyed, flag-chewing culture warriors have been sent into such picturesque paroxysms by an ill-considered stag do. 3305
Reposted by Bethany ElliottIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 231026380
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nobody: …. Me… … … … … I still want to talk about the Lindy West throuple. 020
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Watching the Call my Agent film and I feel like the guy playing Matthias is a French Roger Allam but to be fair I do automatically compare every man to Roger Allam. 4121
Reposted by Bethany ElliottMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love Miss Piggy. But I don't trust her. 49712
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Holiday in Vienna is booked! I don’t speak a word of German. At school we had to choose between German and carpentry and I selected the latter, so if anyone talks to me I’ll just build them a table. 210
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me for @thespectator1828.bsky.social on the history of Welsh nationalist terrorism. No, really.spectator.comAre Welsh nationalists the ‘Postman Pats’ of international terrorism?The notion, therefore, of actual terrorism associated with Welsh nationalism has generally been regarded as a punchline 000
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Asked mum if she wanted to see the new De Gaulle film, fully aware of the fact that the only people she despises are General de Gaulle and Cat Deeley. 120
Reposted by Bethany ElliottElisabeth Hungría @helisabethhh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For today's #OnlineArtExchange, we step into the Belle Époque with Charles Hoffbauer's "In the Restaurant" (1907). A canvas breathing with metallic light: shimmering gold sequins, a veil of sheer silver, and amber whispers of bronze. (The Hermitage Collection) @artukdotorg.bsky.social 38014
Reposted by Bethany ElliottJohn @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me. 0672165
Reposted by Bethany ElliottViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/10/2024The interview was going great until my puppet started screaming 841190
Reposted by Bethany Elliottceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 913301395
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The long German word for the betrayal when a friend invites you to an event just because they’re romantically interested in someone who’ll be there and need you present as cover. 100
Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A woman held a door open for me so I did the compulsory little jog and she said “you don’t have to speed up”. You expect me to walk, at normal speed, when someone ahead is holding a door for me. Like a sociopath. 020