Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialPat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 20053131377
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 226395127144
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialDjehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOMESTICATED CAT 137691832230
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I’m dealing with the weirdest issues today. 010
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialJustmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Office poop yesterday was so satisfying I added it to my performance eval 0217
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026early bird boyfriend, worm girlfriend 726274
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialr #FreeŁink @rifka.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Sisterhood of the Traveling Nope 071
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I’m such a slut for anything ube. I just NEED it in my mouth! 120
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026A vendor invited me to attend a conference (extended sales pitch) in a vacation spot with hotel, meals, and airfare all paid…. NGL, I’m quite tempted! 000
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Listen I know you don’t have to be that loud EVERY TIME you clear your throat. Every 5 min. What is your goal with this tomfoolery? 000
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialOpen Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I just heard that song Ring My Bell and you know what I don't think it's really about bells at all 285
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Ya know in Wayne’s World how Wayne goes up 2 Cassandra & asks if she wants 2 go somewhere 2 talk? She says sure despite his lackluster mullet. He tells her she’s pretty & talks about life 2 her in Cantonese. Well kiddo, Wayne had what yous call aura & it’s a very precious thing 23317
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialMadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025My superpower is to offend people effortlessly. 12010
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025wrapping presents is like performing cpr you want to be on a hard surface and hopefully not crack any ribs 713535
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialEric Schmeltzer @ericschmeltzer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me 676371197955
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialMachine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 18/11/2025If you're rich enough, you can saw journalists into little pieces. 1630064
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Pay attention to how Mike Johnson is trying to shift the narrative today - he’s saying some Epstein files can’t be released because they’re intelligence products and would harm national security. 100494753095
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world 1940993
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialdemotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Damn, even the cat voting? 16663001039
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025hey, i have good posts but you don’t know them they live in canada 414332
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 05/11/2025My husband just told me he doesn’t ‘feel like’ voting tonight. So, long story short, I’m going to need an alibi. 000
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialVioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Everyone ready for Santa Claus tomorrow?! 14417
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Happy Halloween!!! It’s my favorite holiday so please live it up tonight! 010
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialNetwork Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Its ‘ween eve. Putting out ‘weeners for the ‘ween fairy 13211
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Send urgent help. My colleague is clearing her throat every 30 seconds and we still have many hours left in our work day. 031
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialSkeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I'm not religious or a statistician, but between the afterlife not existing, and Trump being the worst person ever, I estimate there's a 0.00% chance he goes to Heaven. 031
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I’ve decided to choose violence. Please try me during these difficult times. 041
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I need a gym buddy. I do so much better when I’m at risk of embarrassing myself by losing a competition m 030
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 26/06/2025If I say something happened "the other day" that can mean any time between 1990 and yesterday 723076
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I’m going to suggest this for our book club’s July book. Fine literature is my passion. 020
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Ahhhh, fresh sheets on the bed. One of life’s simple pleasures. 010
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I’m going to put on my favorite outfit and spend a little quality time with some besties. #BlackBeltStrong #Endurance #InjuriesWontStopMeForLong 020
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I’ve been in a DEI training class most of the day because my employer isn’t a bigoted nazi pos 021
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialAndrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 24/01/2025“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943 13066022324113
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 04/01/2025They’re so cute! 🥹 Never mind that they are brother and sister. 020
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 17/12/2024“Kiss me, baby, one more time!” Me, making up my own lyrics. 010
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I don’t want to hear you’re working on it anymore. I only want to hear specifically what you’re doing to fix the issue. Me, just now, at work, to a guy above me on the org chart. #ImGettingFired #FixThisAlready 000
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Someone pointed out my triceps tonight as I was holding a plank so, if you need me, I’ll be flexing in front of a mirror or strutting. 000
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Someone talk me out of buying this. Quickly, please. 000
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024If he were orange, we’d have to call him Garfield. 121
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024*puts turkey back into the attic* 1044190
Reposted by @karatebarbie.bsky.socialTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Let's get jolly up in this motherfucker 25923
karatebarbie.bsky.social @karatebarbie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I just saw a cyber truck with a QR code on it and I can guarantee you that, if you scan that QR code, you’re getting herpes. 1263
