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Percival Jenkins Ed.S @afrikanfengshui.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trying to prevent people from seeing her thoughts
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 8h
Stop telling niggas they got a sexy voice now this nigga in the car and the kitchen talking slow 4 times a day. We need more plumbers.
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LL Cool Ade @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 8h
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 8h
Auntie Kris! It's me! Todd Kraines!
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 8h
grief can really sneak up on ya.
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Henny Gesserit @nmjmredux.blacksky.app · 15h
I bind you Tyra from doing harm. Harm against others and harm against yourself
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is Tyra Banks okay? Her bangs form a bowl cut and...that's new
Tyra Banks
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Chat, look what I found in one of my Halloween groups. I need it!
a Halloween themed angry orchard pack
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Those loaded steak nachos were about to be magnificent with a crisp lil Baja Blast. Now they're just gone?! Taco Bell, you will crumble. I'm calling the Etsy witches tomorrow, buckle up
A Kirby plush toy holding a knife waiting outside for someone
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Free me from work. 🩶
Woman posing with her head in her hand
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Tré @tre.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
😂 this reminds me of when Doritos made those chips for Monsters Inc that changed colors in your mouth and my dad thought my mom was poisoning him
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about Backrooms. Wouldn't have been ya girl. I'm not walking through a wall, I'm going HOME!
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am coming to you today to discuss why we should decenter mayonnaise because it doesn't need to be in/on everything.
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Woman's Shocked Gasp
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Boute-en-Train @cookiebitz5.blacksky.app · 16h
this little girl in party city was behind us in line, all over the place one time. just moving and wiggling and bumping us. her parent was just letting her. after the third bump, i stopped holding what i knew was gonna be a bad one.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 17h
The OG social distancing method. BACK UP.
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never helps out in the yard @easydoesit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
screenshot of Don Draper in a conference room from Mad Men season 1. subtitle reads: "It's not a factory defect. It's Spooky."
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love using the bathroom and taking too much time. At work. Gotta eat up the clock 💀
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm greedy. I can't wait until Thanksgiving
Rev Al Sharpton feeding Foxy Brown a dessert and laughing
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This economy is hitting a lot of people hard right now. If you’re struggling financially, you are far from the only one. There is nothing embarrassing about trying to stay afloat when everything costs too damn much.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
5 different companies want to hire me and set up calls. I love money and love being recognized for my work but....
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Pancake Overload!
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know what's going on but I don't like his titties out all the time so I agree.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had to remind my coworkers that I am black as well cuz they mentioned Hispanic Heritage Month and everyone looked at me? I am not the spokesperson for all Latinas
Pelosi African meme
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you drunk as hell watching Olympic fencing
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Trey aka Norman Osborn’s 360 waves @trey-swindu744.bsky.social · 23h
What is that “The Three Musketeer dance?”
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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 19h
“A jiggaboo in my home!?!”
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 20h
Everyday I look forward to taking a nap.
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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 20h
Every time. This is my answer every time
Kirby with the guillotine
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Bad Bitches Love Infinity Song @play-on-verbs.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
people pay money for that
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𑣲𝓚 @sunkissk.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
some growth will require isolation
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 07/10/2026
First look at Mike Flanagan's ‘THE EXORCIST’ film, starring Scarlett Johansson, Chiwetel Ejiofor & John Leguizamo. The film follows a detective who watches the execution of a serial killer - only for his murder spree to continue in demonic ways. In theaters on March 12, 2027.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if he's doing something cool? Like this move. Streets need that.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Motherhood looks....not appealing. Stretching your cootermunk out for someone that's gonna rebel against you in 15 years seems upsetting
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rhi @rhi.party · 07/10/2026
RETVRN TO TRADITION
Struggle session photo with the big dunce cap
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My coworker said he asked ChatGPT something and everyone on Zoom boo'ed him 😭 I personally just put a thumbs down.
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Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two people said I look like a Bratz doll. Is that disrespect?
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Reaction Meme Stan Twitter
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had to remind my coworkers that I am black as well cuz they mentioned Hispanic Heritage Month and everyone looked at me? I am not the spokesperson for all Latinas
Pelosi African meme
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A private company invited Gov. Wes Moore to a Baltimore event. Trump had him removed as a speaker. A Moore spokesperson: "Governor Moore has always said he will work with anyone when it comes to delivering for Marylanders but bow to no one when it comes to standing up for them."
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A private company invited Gov. Wes Moore to a Baltimore event. Trump had him removed as a speaker.
The president asked Anduril Industries to remove Maryland Gov. Moore from the speaking program at an event celebrating a defense tech investment in a working-class community.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Omg guys look! Zaynah Bear made a deviled egg flight. THE INNOVATION
Zaynah's deviled egg flight
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning! It's turtleneck weather 💕🍃🍂
Brown skinned, black haired woman laying back on coach showing half her face in a selfie. She is wearing a black turtleneck, diamond earrings, hoop earrings, long nails and a diamond ring.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Robertas everywhere fell to their knees
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peanut butter legs @gotdatthyow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This shit is not sustainable at all.
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Nope Denied: It's Not Realistic Meme
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two people said I look like a Bratz doll. Is that disrespect?
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Reaction Meme Stan Twitter
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Phil Santiago @philthepill.online · 06/10/2026
Everything after "My Coworker" is incomprehensible to someone on 9/11.
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My coworker said he asked ChatGPT something and everyone on Zoom boo'ed him 😭 I personally just put a thumbs down.
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Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Motherhood looks....not appealing. Stretching your cootermunk out for someone that's gonna rebel against you in 15 years seems upsetting
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know what's going on but I don't like his titties out all the time so I agree.
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