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Kapitán Jack

@kapitanjack.bsky.social
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Retro gaming hipster. I emulated consoles before it was cool.

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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 15h
The term everyone is dancing around is "secret police", a hallmark of totalitarian regimes.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13h
truly there has never been a greater example of truth in advertising what a movie
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13h
@spreen_co

for anyone who's wondered what an apple intelligence summary of a breakup text looks like

[name redacted]
No longer in a relationship; wants belongings from the apartment.

@spreen_co

yes this was real
yes it happened yesterday
yes it was my birthday
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/10/2026
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 09/10/2026
Low on cash after being mugged, a Sonic fan conned a police sketch artist into drawing fan art of their original character. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Victim Clearly Trying to Get Free Sonic OC Fanart from Police Sketch Artist.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Harper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Technically Darkseed II but I think about this line constantly:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spend an inordinate amount of time wandering round the house doing Columbo impressions. "Just one last thing, Mrs Dishwasher, there's something that's been bothering me... this spoon right here. Its been through 3 cycles now... it's still not clean. I just don't understand it."
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is really annoying that all discussions of “restorative justice” have centered around a gaming youtuber and not a woman on death row with two botched executions
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gay person: I'm gay autistic person: I'm autistic that one gay and autistic friend: what do you think of the change to Magic the Gathering Booster Packs?
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Leesha Hannigan @leeshahannigan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My commissions are open! Please get in touch if you are looking for art :) leeshahannigan.com
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
Ran into two aliens from The Outer Wilds on the subway. Took me a minute to realize what they were. If you’re one of these people and you’re on this website I think you’re cool as hell
Two people on the subway in blue alien costumes with another set of eyes painted on
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 02/10/2026
TIL that this recurring TNG minor character was played by a stealth trans woman she’s in 43 episodes and several of the movies
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𝙑𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙍𝙄 : Blast Processed 🥑 @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
*ahem* THERE USed to be 3 guys in this shot but it was getting too crowded so one of them is missing in the final version
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/equati... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
10-panel SMBC comic update. All the panels are dialogue-less. Two researchers are writing equations on a chalkboard. A janitor watches them from afar. The researchers leave as the janitor is still mopping the floor. The janitor walks up to the chalkboard and writes on it with purpose, admires what he wrote, and leave late in the evening. The two researchers return at dawn, and are shocked by what is written on the blackboard. Over their half-erased equations, the text "ChatGPT, do a breakthru, no mistakes, thankx."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Speks Gump
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Flungle by Waboba
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Sensify by Brembo
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Wil Overton @wiloverton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Obligatory self-promo repost™ But it's a great issue, too. Learnt some Ultimate stuff I didn't know. Just need that big Tim and Chris interview, now.
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Max (VGCartography) @vgcartography.com · 30/09/2026
David Attenborough's Souls on BBC
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cockfosters en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockfos...
en.wikipedia.org
Cockfosters - Wikipedia
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This got me banned from the Joe Rogan subreddit. Fuckin snowflakes.
Someone comments "no. Edit: lol you're the guy that can't define what a woman is" 

And I reply "it's someone who covers their drink when you enter the room"
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Dana Fried @leftoblique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl who likes sports: D+15 -> D+40
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001)
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been messing around with Doom Builder
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[nodding] The Zip Lion
Zip lines move food across the lion habitat to encourage chasing behavior
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omg. Best ever
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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