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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 9h
Look at this guinea pig I found online.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 10h
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 14h
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're the nonbinary Twitter user who wears a hijab-inspired secular accessorization and threatened to firebomb the COVID-conscious lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts?
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 10h
You used to be able to get chased by a cities worth of leather clad hooligans, baseball jersey wearing misfits, and mimes all the way back to Coney Island. But not anymore, because of Woke.
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 15h
"I'm supposed to be a tough guy," Curtis confided. "I can hold your hand," the mayor offered "What happens if I faint?" Sliwa asked. "I've got you," Mamdani assured him, grabbing his hand as Sliwa received his flu shot. abc7ny.com/post/nyc-may...
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Mayor Mamdani holds hands with one-time rival Curtis Sliwa to get flu shot
An apparent bromance has continued to blossom for the one-time political rivals.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 18h
Elon Musk has broken up with baby mommy 9/10/12/14, announced via Twitter unfollow alert post sponsored by Kalshi
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 20h
Dave Brubeck’s 1960’s Connecticut home was as cool as his music.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 19h
i don't think yud is jesus
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw the spoilers but still seeing Brian Danielson coming back for the tribute show, after everything thus far, I got tears rolling down my cheeks on a Thursday afternoon.
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Catching up on Dynamite. God that Hangman interview was heartbreaking❤️❤️❤️
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/10/2026
I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...
Me peering through a little magnifier at a tiny watch mechanism connected to some monitoring equipment, while making adjustments with a small screwdriver
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
second guy from the right no, i am not back, i just couldn't not say this
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Impactful stuff from the Dominator: www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
washingtonpost.com
Opinion | Alexander Ovechkin advertises Putin’s evil on American ice
The Capitals star’s campaign ad makes the NHL a partner in Russian propaganda.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in woke 2, we’re gonna to get a handle on the term “soulslikes” very strongly. if it is first-person it is not a soulslike. if it is a side-scroll it is not a soulslike. if there are cutscenes in the middle of the fight and that weird slow-mo shit they do in sonyslop games it is not a soulslike
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senate staffers need a “what not to talk about loudly on the bus” training. As someone in the industry you’re discussing, I shouldn’t know your talking points for your meeting with Senator Sanders. Don’t overlook dudes covered in tattoos reading scifi if you want to play in tech policy kids.
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Funny that all the write ups I’ve seen about Pheobe Bridgers playing Del Harvey in Primetime just mentions that Del Harvey was a decoy for Perverted Justice and not how she like…you know…later went on to be Twitter’s first Head of Trust and Safety. www.wired.com/story/del-ha...
Pheobe Bridgers as Del Harvey
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stoicism is the Neil deGrasse Tyson of philosophies. Send tweet
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump, Bibi, MBS, whomever is in the bunker in Iran right now. Lot of chill guys. Nothing to be worried about they’re listening to Phish and hashing whatever just fucking happened over Saudi Arabia very calmly right now.
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Avishay BSG (Ben-Sasson-Gordis) @avishaybsg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are y’all on top of the fly-Dubai flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv that got hijacked by one of its pilots this morning and may yet (re)start a Middle East war? You should be
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A very common reaction sadly
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
26 pages??
Alexis de tocqueville
which I am sure most americans have read
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you’ve lost Karl Rove
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lyra Valkyrie and Iyo Skye putting on an absolute graps clinic in the middle of a normal ass Monday night. We live in an age of wonders.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marine Le Pen is in a strong position to win the French presidential race next spring, unlike anything we've ever seen in past election cycles. Today, she's up 14% & up 38% in a poll against 2 candidates who are, seemingly at this stage, her most likely runoff opponents. www.rtl.fr/actu/politiq...
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.
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Eighth @eighth07.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC was the ultimate under rated guy. He always felt like he'd get a world title run one day but other guys seemed more likely in the immediate. To me, PAC had the perfect in-ring mindset for a heel. He'd always change his approach to the face he was against. Orange Cassidy is the most obvious.
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Conspiracy confirmed
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the fuck you mean there’s a new Morphine album!? pitchfork.com/story/morphi...
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Morphine Unveil Lost Album Cocoon
The album, led by the title track, was completed from recordings shelved soon before the death of frontman Mark Sandman
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 28/09/2026
worthwhile read. super depressing. smartest thing in the whole piece is what kemal says in the beginning about whose war it is.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
The GOP is an opposition party even when it's in power, the idea that they are the perpetual underdog is central to their internal mythology and can't be disturbed by facts or the results of elections. It's also why they're bad at, you know, governing.
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the fuck!??????Nooooooooooooooo. Just one of the most talented people to ever do it. Will be greatly missed.
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok so here’s what happened. I told your ex to come over cause I noticed you check her profile and look through old messages. When she got here I unlocked the door and told her to come in. She held me and I just listend. Really listened. Which you never did. I’m dating your ex now, and that’s on me.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Agents calling agents is fine. Humans calling humans is fine. I do not ever want to be called by an AI agent
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
11/ Finally, I decided to set in-app limits on how much I could deposit and how much time I could spend on the app. I then received the first of four promotional push alerts just half an hour later.
Four phone notifications sent on 12:06 p.m., 3:04 p.m., 6:31 p.m. and 8:08 p.m. on May 29. 

First notification: “MLB All-Purpose Boost Pack! Get 2 Profit Boosts to use on MLB bets: 1. Pregame Single, Parlay, SGP or SGPx Boost. 2. Live Single Parlay, SGP, or SGPX Boost. OPT IN NOW.”

Second notification: “Daily MLB BOOST: You’ve unlocked the MLB reward! STEP UP TO THE PLATE.”

Third notification: “Looking for more exclusive…Find our most exciting games in the ‘Exclusives’ tab! Plus, don’t forget you can refer your friends!”

Fourth notification: “MLB PROFIT BOOST PACK: Don’t miss out on your 2 MLB Profit Boosts for tonight! OPT IN INSIDE.”
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Adam @adam35.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
Ian McShane as Al Swearengen in Deadwood.
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lmao oh boy.
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Trump administration gave a high level security clearance and unprecedented access to your sensitive PII and financials to a kid who ran foreign CSAM boards, was fired from his only prior real job for stealing company data, and was linked to a Russian cybercrime ring.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Alex Holt @skatingtomato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
See now THIS is antisemitism!!! ejewishphilanthropy.com/sunkist-frui...
ejewishphilanthropy.com
Sunkist Fruit Gems, a colorful staple of synagogue celebrations, discontinued
The kosher confection appears to be the latest victim of private-equity firms acquiring classic candy brands and then shaping them for the mass market
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AP Pictures 2032: Victorious Saudi general ponders his career options while securing the suburbs of Sanaa
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I believe that AI, like any other tool, can and will generate art when used interestingly, and also that almost nobody is using it interestingly yet
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality
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kahaykeypants.bsky.social @kahaykeypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are not 20+ shows better than Deadwood. One to four shows better? Doubt it but can see arguments. But there are not 20+ shows better than Milch’s masterpiece.
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