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Jordan Vance (no relation)

@jvance.org
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Your honor, I'm a dog. Perpetually exhausted motion machine. Making things go beep boop.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Jourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There were many NFL Week 5 standouts, from touchdowns to sacks. But you can argue that Jaguars holder Logan Cooke had the most elite individual performance of them all. From London, the unsung heroes that totally swung a game took me inside every incredible detail: www.nytimes.com/athletic/768...
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The inside story of how unsung heroes flipped a Week 5 NFL game on its head (Gift Article)
A former pitcher, a soccer dreamer and a fill-in snapper collaborated on some special teams magic for the Jaguars.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE GREATEST PLACEHOLDING PERFORMANCE IN NFL HISTORY
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE JAGS WALK IT OFF
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s an NFL Sunday, which means it’s the perfect time to confirm your voter registration status. Or to register to vote. Or to request your mail in ballot. Then, vote early. Drop your ballot off in person. But, vote. Like your life depends on it. Because in so many ways, it does. 🗳️
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Too soon/late
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no one's doing it like college woso
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thursday Night Football needed an adult in the room when discussing Deshaun Watson yesterday.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feel like we need folks to really speak out in unison about this Watson whitewash.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 28/09/2026
Doink
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Sitting in stunned, jealous awe cos my eight year old nephew just earnestly referred to the famine as a "potato outage".
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/09/2026
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wel...
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Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01
For 24 years now, we’ve wondered what might be appropriate on this day, and we can never think of anything more appropriate than this piece, which John Hodgm...
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 09/09/2026
Chalk lettering on the sidewalk reading TRANS CARE IS SUICIDE PREVENTION
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We’re also 2% of Americans and mostly Democrats, so if you think Republicans are doing all that pro-Israel shit to court our votes, think again. They’re doing this to court the votes of other evangelical Christian republicans. It’s never about actual American Jews. They only like us as pawns.
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's too bad we already had "oh no disaster what a bad idea" because it was made for that moment
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This guy went to the JD Vance school of Acting Normal
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 09/09/2026
Run commute home from the new office is about as fast as the walk to the bus/wait for the bus/ride the bus route.
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Ari Ofsevit @ofsevit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Some Youtuber made an AI slop video about Boston traffic which includes this AI hallucinated map and … wow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTi9... (10:31) @universalhub.com
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Air to Ground Message: YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP Area: Louisville, KY, USA A: #a236c6ce84d F: #ffb6c6aa8cf
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 03/09/2026
Who’s going to tell me how many squares of toilet paper to use?
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Dr. Katherine Haenschen @drkath.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
List of municipalities where Ed Markey is leading over Seth Moulton #mapoli
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Three Guys from Boston (Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Jimmy) Say Every Town and City in Massachusetts
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
RESULT: Wow, the AP has already called the U.S. Senate race in Massachusetts—just 20 minutes after polls closed. Senator Ed Markey has defeated Seth Moulton.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's not the only reason he fucking sucks but all my Massachusetts homies love and support trans people and rightwing Democrats can eat shit with this losing strategy.
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 02/09/2026
VoteHub projects Ed Markey to win the Democratic primary for Massachusetts U.S. Senate.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m telling you - the default position of this administration is fear. Fear of questions, fear of transparency, fear of being found out, and fear of the American people.
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Treasury Bars Some Reporters From G20 Finance Meeting
Specific reporters from The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg were not granted credentials to cover the meeting of financial leaders next week in Asheville, N.C.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“While Picasso was living in Nazi-occupied Paris during World War II, one German officer allegedly asked him, upon seeing a photo of Guernica in his apartment, ‘Did you do that?’ Picasso responded, ‘No, you did.’” via pablopicasso.org The horse (loon) represents the people of Guernica (Minnesota)
Photo of the 1937 original of Picasso’s Guernica
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pearl Jam’s “Ten” turns 35 today. “I think we spent about $25,000” making it, bassist Jeff Ament said. “We didn’t expect the record to be a huge deal. But it guess it kinda became one.” “Even Flow” 🎸
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NBC news projects that Dan Sullivan Jr will advance in the Alaska Senate race. This means there will be two Dans Sullivan on the general election ballot.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Read it to the end.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is a related and expanded graphic which emphasizes an important point: Higher speeds reduce your visibility and reaction time, making it more likely you'll hit someone or something, and then when you *do* hit them, it's more likely to be fatal.
A graphic that says Why Speed Matters

Below that are two stats:

Drivers yield 75% of the time while traveling 20 mph
Drivers yield only 17% of the time when traveling 37 mph

The next line shows that drivers have a much wider field of vision at 15 mph as compared to 30 to 40 mph.

Finally, there are three stats:

9 out of 10 pedestrians survive when hit by a car traveling 20 mph
5 out of 10 survive at 30
1 out of 10 surive at 40
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/08/2026
90% of news articles now are just "rich dipshit says some stuff"
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You there! Boy! What fresh hell does the day bring
Michael Caine as Scrooge in the Muppet Christmas Carol, the best Christmas Carol adaptation of all time
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 12/08/2026
Incredible. When E—n M—k & his crew obliterated USAID in a weekend, they deleted a vast trove of publicly-funded knowledge: the Development Experience Clearinghouse. A Canadian high school student (!) happened to have downloaded the entire thing for a project. AidData has now posted it for all.
aiddata.org
Before reimagining development data, remember what we’ve learned
Why we’re publishing a free, searchable, and ungated archive featuring a quarter-century of USAID evaluation reports.
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 08/08/2026
Can't wait for TACO Sunday.
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.
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