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Jordan Vance (no relation)

@jvance.org
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Your honor, I'm a dog. Perpetually exhausted motion machine. Making things go beep boop.

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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 09/08/2026
I should mention that Pepper continues to be the most perfect angel.
A brindle dog lying on a bluestone patio
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 09/08/2026
Chickpea is watching the grill with me. She is barking at every passing dog.
A man in a blue shirt and a fawn dog sit in front of a gray house.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 23/04/2026
Amazing night last night listening to @praddenkeefe.bsky.social talk about being an incredibly compassionate human and reporter.
Patrick Radden Keefe on stage being asked questions about London Falling.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 17/04/2026
First tulip
A red tulip with three other buds ready to pop too
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 01/04/2026
Boogie woogie woogie
An MBTA bus with Electric on the top level.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 26/03/2026
Family meal
A dog looking at a fat orange cat on the arm of a couch. Also there is a brindle dog but she doesn't care about any of the goings on
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 13/03/2026
This was pretty neat indeed. This red-tailed hawk flew right in front of me, landed on a fence post and just showed off his dinner for a bit. #birds
A red tailed hawk perched atop a fencepost. In its left talon is a rat and a plastic bag. The hawk is looking over its right shoulder.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 02/03/2026
Our lab/greyhound mix turned out to be shepherd/viszla.
A fawn dog sitting in front of many plants. Spring is coming soon.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 21/02/2026
A glass with a goat logo on it filled 3/4 of the way with beer. A can next to it with Chick-a-dee English Style Bitter and a chickadee on the label
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 14/02/2026
Sorry for your loss @steventdennis.bsky.social
A great blue heron at the bottom of a spillway. A bird of prey on a leather glove5 pelicans on a fishing boatTwo kookaburras on a tree branch
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 11/01/2026
A fawn dog on a red couch covered in a red fox blanket. The dog is contorted in a seemingly uncomfortable pose, but such are dogs.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 27/11/2025
A fawn dog in the woods with a cascade of water running behind her. The dog is smiling. It is a good day.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 28/08/2025
Two good dogs, one brindle, one fawn, walking along a dusty path. The fawn one has a hat in her mouth. A brindle dog and a fawn dog lying entangled on some grass.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 11/07/2025
A fawn dog lying on a red couch with its head resting on the couch armrest. A fish cat toy lies between its paws.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 06/05/2025
Yup
A fawn dog resting it's head on green pants. She knows it's vacation time and she's not coming
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 19/04/2025
In.
Two dogs lying in the grass. One is chill. The other is an idiot.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 16/04/2025
Anyhow, here's Pepper
A brindle dog looking over is shoulder while lying on a teal blanket. One of its jowls hangs down comically
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 09/04/2025
Duolingo screen with the text:

Nous perdons beaucoup d'argent.

We're losing a lot of money.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 06/04/2025
Chickpea is not happy about being dropped from consideration
A snarling dog with its tongue between its teeth. She's really a good dog but gets super cranky when she is tired.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 21/03/2025
A fawn dog and an orange cat on a red couch. A snek dog toy is on the floor in front of the cat.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 13/03/2025
Boopable snoot
A fawn doggo, snoot extended and asleep, waiting for a boop. Boop that snoot for democracy
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 09/03/2025
Make America academics middling. What a bunch of stupid fucking smooth-brained assholes.
When President Trump and his allies think of the idealized version of higher education, they don’t look to the Ivy League or the revered universities of the United Kingdom. They look to Hungary, a middle-tier economy without a single college or university ranked among the world’s top 400.

Over the past 15 years, Hungary’s right-wing prime minister, Viktor Orbán, has installed political allies in leadership roles, slashed funding for independent scientific research, and cut support for the humanities in what he has described as a campaign to save universities from financial ruin and, crucially, root out the pernicious influence of left-wing radicals and globalists.

”I think his way has to be the model for us,” Vice President JD Vance said of Orbán’s approach last year.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 01/03/2025
Trump take egg
A Trader Joe's shelf with only 1 dozen eggs left and some organic blue and brown egg dozens are just in frame.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 26/02/2025
Ugh everything here is buried in snow and ice. Currently snugging Chickpea instead.
A fawn dog curled into a tight ball
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 01/02/2025
Current feeling
A snarling dog, upset about Ireland's current state of play
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 05/01/2025
This is a weird Encyclopedia Brown book
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 11/12/2024
Anyhow, it's exhausting. Everything is exhausting.
Scrunched-up face of a dog sleeping on another dog's hind quarters.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 29/11/2024
Hooded mergansers in the snow storm today
4 hooded mergansers
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 28/11/2024
This is incredibly pleasant
Two dogs walking on a snowy tree lined road. They are both wearing jackets. In the lower left is a thumb because every picture I take has my thumb in it.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 26/11/2024
Dubious
Side project goes viralCoffee keyboard disaster
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 26/11/2024
What a week, huh?
A brindle dog with big ears looking over her should at something
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 06/11/2024
Great names. We have Pepper, Chickpea, and Humphrey Deforest Bogart VanLoff.
A sitting down fawn dog, a lying down brindle pure bred mutt, and a hefty chunk orange cat on a bed.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 06/11/2024
Timeline cleanse with Pepper
A brindle dog wrapped in a teal blanket on a couch looking very warm and comfortable
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 06/11/2024
At least one of us is sleeping tonight
A sleeping fawn dog on a white pillow. Many cookbooks and recipe folders behind her.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 02/11/2024
A dog on a red couch with its face between its paws
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 29/10/2024
Chickpea is all in for naps @darthbluesky.bsky.social
A dog with its head between its paws on a red couch.
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 27/10/2024
This is some A-level trolling of Ted Cruz by the Princeton Alumni Weekly.
Every candidate from Princeton has a little blurb, including what they majored in. Ted Cruz's blurb says "The border state Republican has been consistently criticized for his refusal to certify the 2020 election and for social media posts that have been called racist."
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Jordan Vance (no relation) @jvance.org · 19/10/2024
Would that I could still my mind in this season
A calm lake with autumn trees reflected in it.
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