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@justjordnz.bsky.social
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talk Valentina! Aly @alyraejepsen.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
New article, by me: open.substack.com/pub/transcar...
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Trans Healthcare Isn't Good Enough. Let's Fix It.
We can, and must, do better.
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
this reads exactly like the alt text discourse from the other day. people on here don't want systemic reform that improves things for everyone if it means they get less opportunities to feel morally righteous
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
at T+15 seconds of creating an "AI journalist," her boss sexually harassed her
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
HE'S ELECTABLE IF YOU F*CKING VOTE FOR HIM
cardinal benitez from conclave
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Momentous day for rabid homophobes who converted to Catholicism as adults and also gay people who loved conclave
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/04/2025
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
tim walz to elon musk if he was cool:
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I'm CRYING he was speaking FRENCH
Dumbfuck livestreamer Viva Frei posts a video of Mark Carney speaking French with the captions like (UNINTELLIGENCE, SATANIC MANTRA) overlaid. He tweeted it with the words: "It seems @MarkJCarney is a Satanist."
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/03/2025
i'm just gonna say it. you wouldn't see the government allowing the editor in chief of the atlantic to hang out in a war planning signal chat if they hadn't fired all the trans women in the military
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 24/03/2025
critical support to pete hegseth
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/03/2025
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Doesn't matter who you are, this type of follower gap is unacceptable. We don't support clout-chasing influencers, whatever their resume looks like. Do better.
The bluesky profile for Barack Obama. Circled in red is his follower count of 31.6k followers to 0 following.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 24/03/2025
She has Harvard Brain, which doesn’t always mean you’re actually smart but does always mean you’re extremely confident that you’re right.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
"anyone else plotting against their sultan ? 😳"
You have been kicked from grand vizier chat
You have been added to grand vizier chat (secret)

From @mardiroos.bsky.social
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Jordan @justjordnz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
calling my conspiracy broker and telling them to put EVERYTHING on blueanon immediately
a poster named "Cindy Hale" saying "He hires people to boost his account in any game. Why doesn't his companies require him to be in office instead of playing with his chain saw on our government."

a poster named "MPus" with the handle "mad pussy.bsky.social" replies "Because the KGB replaced the real Elon with this fake plastic surgery one. Elon's plastic surgery scars doesn't match up with his old injury scars.
Putin has the real one locked up most likely."
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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Just seeing what Qanon is up to
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Jordan @justjordnz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
dordt university director of gaming dr. brad hickey
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
They should make a website where you’re allowed to say who you think should be killed imo
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Jordan @justjordnz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
i'm actually losing it how is THAT your takeaway
a post by user "the serfs" quoted below:

"Israel slaughters 400 civilians (mostly children).
Variety: We should interview Israel defender Gal Gadot.

A recording leaks with Jonathan Majors admitting to strangling a woman.
Variety: We should interview Jonathan Majors on being a good man"

underneath are two photos attached: screenshots of variety promotional tweets about their puff profiles of gal gadot and jonathan majorsa user whose name has been cropped out's reply to the previous post, quoted below:

"No wonder they gave Hazbin Hotel's first season a 4/10

Valentino's actions made them think of Jonathan Majors.

It made them uncomfortable that Valentino's actions were portrayed as a Bad Thing That You Should Not Fucking Do.

Because they're vehemently defending Jonathan Majors doing exactly that."
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Jordan @justjordnz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
holding my wife's hand in a way that's definitely not meant to be threatening or uncomfortable while she carefully reads the exact script i wrote about how horny she gets when i send weird dms to e-girls: just another a day of having fun on the internet
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Shannon Strucci @strucci.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
this is just Q drops for bluesky users
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 19/03/2025
People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in firebombing Tesla? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning elections" and then not win an election.
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
anarchist puppygirls be like acab includes the mailman
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 18/03/2025
Stay woke or go broke
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Jordan @justjordnz.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
oh yeah that's the good stuff
a user named "anarchistnoa" posting "I'm going viral on the other app because I posted l "acab includes teachers" i'm facing a lot of verbal abuse & mockery from people that haven't read a word of school abolition theory or even watched a video or read a zine or article."

the post has 10 reposts, 188 quotes, and 94 likes.a user named "char" replies to the previous post with "acab includes my parents for taking away my playstation", which has 274 likes.

the same user "char" replies to their own post with "omg if anyone thinks this is for real lol"

a user named "dawnlight melody" replies to "char's" previous post with "i knew you were being sarcastic, but you were correct. acab 100% includes parents"
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
boomers get a lot of bad pr but you're not gonna see a millennial using their actual phone number to threaten to cut a senator's head off
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Joshferatu Scare @joshscherr.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Democratic Party messaging, 2025
A sign that reads "JUST DO IT" "NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE," but the way the sign is laid out makes it possible to read as "JUST DO NOTHING" "IT IS IMPOSSIBLE"
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Daniel Roberts @drobertsimg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
COL. JESSUP: You want answers? SCHUMER: I think I’m entitled! COL. JESSUP: You want answers? SCHUMER: I WANT THE TRUTH!! COL. JESSUP: You can’t handled the truth! SCHUMER (defiantly): No further questions, you honor.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 14/03/2025
the republicans are laughing at Schumer before the vote even happens but he’s gonna stay the course, they aren’t even saying “Schumer did the right thing.” This is like 24 hours after Trump declared he’s not a Jew anymore. He may actually be the most pathetic man in America right now bar none.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Jordan @justjordnz.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
i won't be satisfied until kim petras is the only artist played at all form of gay bars
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/03/2025
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
"HOLD UP!! 
HIS WRITING IS THIS FIRE???"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
it's crazy how the left got sports and the right got electric cars in the national divorce
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My name is Zohran Kwame Mamdani and I approve this message.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/03/2025
we must keep discriminating against cybertruck owners
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
the top-down movement to remove trans people from public life has cost 10 years, millions of dollars, several elections and the credibility of the nyt and now that it's succeeding all liberal pundits can say is "wow it sure seems like the more people know about trans people the less they like them"
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
In America, there is no rule that a dog can’t play basketball, but there are multiple states that have passed laws prohibiting trans kids from playing sports.
North Korean defector woman on Joe Rogan saying outrageous things
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