iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 06/07/2026

we finished our Delta Green game where we went back in time to stop or assist the JFK assassination. we decided to go against the plot and my agent shot Poppy Bush in in the head in a hotel room and another agent chased Oswald to the book depository roof and pushed him off. Best game in the world.

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I WISH TO BE IN THE GOOD GROUP CHATS

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

“My twitter is broken because gen-z is calling me the mother of kirkification,” i lament to an empty room. The electric heater hums

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Walked up on my friend playing a game, he got kinda weird so i did a scan y’know— disney shoes on an anime character. I kinda too-accusingly asked “you playing kingdom hearts?” So he said “no??” Too-quick, too-defensively. I point at his screen. “That says Gawrsh.” He didn’t say anything, gave me $5

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

oh so now liberals want to make it Illegal for Trump to have friends

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Look I know had some bad habits but he supported science and folks, he was one hell of a financier

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/11/2025

If I had evidence implicating the federal government and their rich enablers in a global scheme to sexually abuse children, I would not release that evidence in a series of strategic lore drops like it was an ARG

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

FROM: reporter@nytimes.com TO: epstein@pedophile.com SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I saw an ai ad for some type of ai porn, where the image unintentionally featured the pov of a guy with 2 dicks spaced 2 feet apart, and it made me laugh so hard i took a screenshot, but immediately deleted it because well, it was ai porn of a guy with 2 dicks spaced 2 feet apart

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

JD Vance arranging the body on the oval office sofa to finally watch Hillbilly Elegy together. “It’s great JD, you’re my favorite president,” he mutters from the corners of his mouth, forcing Trump’s frail, stiffened arms to clap

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Everybody asks how you’re doing, and we say “good” because we’re alive. Also could be awkward to say “I am post-nightmares!” “Comfortable doom spiral.” “Amalgamation of succumbing and suffering,” “Just mournin’ my innocence!” “Dissociated— saner than ever but cannot conceive of joy lol”

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

They should make a website where you’re allowed to say who you think should be killed imo

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

There should be a bluesky just for the ladies

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Fucking hate the [ℹ️ Blocked] quote-post killing feature, it’s dogshit

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/02/2025

Haven't posted the Jokerfied Watto in a few years. Enjoy!

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Andrew Hilary @andrewhilaryus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

FOLKS! We’re back and this week we were joined by our new pal @dianathirst.bsky.social to talk shark Jesus, tech dystopias, scams, schemes and the end of the fucking world. It was really fun, go listen! Worstweekyet.com

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Democrats say “we will not stand idly by” while standing idly by for entire decades. Republicans say “we will not stand by” while smashing everything around them in panic and rage, no ‘idly’ they don’t know that word

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Does anyone know this guy "Congress" everyone keeps mentioning? How do we get in touch with him?

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

(Smugly) satisfied, leftists? Now that everyone is suffering? Now that i am acknowledging there’s genocide and mass deportations and a public health crisis? And all because an irrelevant number of you refused to vote for genocide deportation preventable disease cop

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Actually 🖕🖕 is a roman gesture, it means 'luck to you.' This one? (I'm flicking my fingers towards you off my chin) a show of respect. And this (i'm doing a chopping motion off my thighs and thrusting), i'm sending my heart to you

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

beyond defense a price must be extracted. son of a bitch must pay

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

It’s my birthday! i’m old, but cute! Kinda melancholy, but getting some tacos! Have a good night, i love you

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Tomorrow im going to GM a Hallmark Christmas romcom ttrpg and i’m like 75% sure i can pull it off as long as i don’t smoke weed, even though that’s how i wrote it

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 03/01/2025

UnitedHealth CEO was killed 30 days ago on December 4. Luigi is now on trial Lancet reports that USA’s exploitative health system enables 68K preventable deaths ANNUALLY. 5589 Americans have died under this system since December 4. So—when do the CEOs who knowingly enabled these deaths go on trial?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/01/2025

NEW EPISODE where we talk about the great christmas groyper war online, laura loomers evolution, and adrian dittman x elon musk

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Family Matters Ft. Diana Thirst | Western Kabuki Podcast

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

@loomered.bsky.social loomering tonite 👀 Loomering tonight queen?? Loomering tonite 👀

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Fumbled Dolly Parton, bouta end it all..

Dolly Parton: Hello Diana. How are you doing?
Thank you for being a Fan liking my pages, supporting my and career. May God continue to bless you.
Diana: Hello dolly partion
Dolly: Thanks for r taking your time accepting my request and also I thank you for your support and for the appreciation you've offered over the years..
It's so nice hearing back from you honey and i really appreciate your love and support.
Diana: Any tiem dolly thank you

Dolly: You're sweet and amazing ...where are you from ? How long have you been watching my videos? Are you married or single
Diana: I will always love you. I'm form my tennessee mountain home and i have watched them nine to five years
Dolly: God has a reason for all purposes, the right person could be anywhere.You're quite interesting and lovable, we should get along but due to my tight schedule I dont get on here often.
Diana: Thank you dolly parton i understand

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

to all mages: stop trying to cast spells on me. i do not consent

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I really wanna go see Nosferatu but i haven’t seen Nosferaone

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

At a restaurant, just overheard a grown man say “what the FLIP?” and i choked on my food a little

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Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I am not regarding happy people with cute families and rich cultures and traditions who made good life choices today. Warm wishes to lonely and miserable unrequiteds who regret their life choices and loathe their existence ONLY

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Rhiannon @aywarhiannon.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

A nation state’s geography “shifting” and “shaping” like it’s a beautiful sandcastle on the beach and not an occupying colony slaughtering and ethnically cleansing and STEALING

Screenshot of ABC News headline: “Israel’s borders have shifted throughout its history. Action in Syria may reshape them again.”

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