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Justin Whang 🐙

@justinwhang.bsky.social
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Not Steve Aoki. YouTube videos about pee and poo. I play guitar in a numetal band Jynx Beacons.page/whang

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✞ ⛧ Judas Apologist ⛧ ✞ @throwntohell.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
this is gonna make me look so weird eventually
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Kevin H Bell @kevinhbell.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Here you go
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 25/07/2023
one of the most underrated aspects of vampirism is that you don't have to do meal planning anymore
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
kids all roasting one of the neighborhood dads because he got a grilling apron with "HI HUNGRY I'M DAD" on it they're saying "that meme is so old" and he needs to "up his meme game" shit is brutal he's gonna have to drink another beer or two tonight
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 25/07/2023
there should be someone in the bathroom to show you the ropes if you've never been in one before
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
hello newskies 👋 since you're new here, check out these bluesky rules we adhere to:
family feud answers that say smoke, swear, drink alcohol and lie
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/07/2023
a great yiff army has assembled in the West
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Ahuhhhh metal… metal gear
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 25/07/2023
let's speed run discourse by picking a topic and everyone just yells GOOD or BAD at the same time and whichever gets the most posts in a 30 second window wins
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Justin Whang 🐙 @justinwhang.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Hell yeah now it’s finally starting to feel like twitter
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Jamie @smokeismedicine.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Ratio 👇
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 13/07/2023
paul just texted me, wants to know if everyone is "still mad"
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 14/07/2023
it feels like we're on a plane and the pilot and copilot have died but no one will tell us
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Julie 💫 @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
It would be an honor to be killed by a big cat
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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 13/07/2023
i’ll say it. cemeteries are a bigger waste of space than golf courses.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
so when is bluesky going to pay me for my low effort bad posts
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
The further we get from it the funnier it becomes that Ron DeSantis launched his campaign on Twitter Spaces
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
imagine seeing Threads, a website where a type of cereal asks you "Tell Me Something You Remember About The Past ????" and there are 80,000 replies to it, and you start sweating, because you bought Twitter and it's worse than that, it's worse than everything
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
date: I come from a broken home bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
There was an article about Kiss using backing tapes on stage and I said ‘even the tapes sound like shit’, and tagged Gene 😅
The gene Simmons twitter page that indicates he had blocked me
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/07/2023
I think minor crimes like letting your dog shit and not cleaning it up should be punished by summary execution but big crimes like murder and stealing cars should be legal
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
real
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
People who say piss and moan like it’s a bad thing have never pissed and moaned
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
i swear to you I'll be that loser
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Kind, Warm Steve Austin. Kind, warm Steve Austin reads Little Women to the elderly. He pets a kitten. He hugs an old friend. He waters some flowers.
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
hot girl locked in car
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 08/07/2023
Doing the Venom voice while going down on my wife
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/07/2023
i'm being sued by twitter for stealing the trade secret of "posting"
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
All your favorite influencers are on Threads: Mr Carpool. Bruce Visa. Big Shirtless Ron. The Toad.
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
just tried it for an hour and yeah this is what threads is like
office party where people are pretending to have fun
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
replying here to #disrupt and #synthesize
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Marjorie Taylor Greene was just kicked out of the far right Freedom Caucus for calling Lauren Boebert a bitch
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $295/$700 @garaktailor.com · 06/07/2023
Zuck goes for the Tiger Driver '91 on Elon with no practice and some how paralyzes both of them. 🤼‍♀️
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Justin Whang 🐙 @justinwhang.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Bluesky had tech bro marketing positivity guru guys like Thread is infested with but they eventually got drowned out and went extinct
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
👍
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🇵🇸☭𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣☭🇵🇸 @handle.invalid · 06/07/2023
No cussing on here guys they banned it
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 06/07/2023
WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 06/07/2023
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
“Ohhh I see what the problem is. The ribs you were eating were too big” - Fred Flintstone’s mechanic
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 05/07/2023
He's just like me fr
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🇵🇸☭𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣☭🇵🇸 @handle.invalid · 05/07/2023
What if we combined rap and rock. That would be epic
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