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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

this is all true. I've been manipulative and creepy towards women now and in the past, and I take full responsibility for my actions then and now. I'm going to take some time away from bluesky to reflect and try to grow as a person, and I hope I can earn some degree of forgiveness from those I hurt

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

this is me. I've been emotionally manipulative and creepy. to anyone I've made feel uncomfortable or even unsafe, you have my deepest apologies. I'm going to step back from bluesky for a bit and try to work on myself and how I interact. I hope when I come back I can begin to earn your forgiveness.

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

say it ain't so I will not go turn the lights off carry me home

sign for a gift card section with different variations of the word nana

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

you can get away with going to target in a red shirt and not get asked where stuff is if you have no pants on like winnie the pooh

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

say it ain't so I will not go turn the lights off carry me home

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

A real one, two, three punch of leopards eating your face

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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 24/08/2023

if you even slightly think this is you, that's a great chance to check your behavior and how you go about making friends. lovingly, someone who likes having non creepy pals

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

this has to be one of the least true things of all time

Elon Musk post saying “I have overcome the desire to be liked”

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 24/08/2023

Fun reminder time 👈😎👈

Leftistgamermeme video game screenshot with the text It isn't a paradise if the locals can't afford it.
It's man-made purgatory.

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

lol I sincerely doubt it

screenshot of my twitter notifications trying to get me to click on something from elon musk that just says "interesting"

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

@realqrampage.bsky.social @corndad.wtf @jakepie.bsky.social and I present to you.... CorgiSky - The Feed for Corgi Pics This is all image posts/replies, by most recent, with corgi(s) or corgisky in the post text and/or alt text.

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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

It’s fucked that trans adults keep saying “I wish I could have come out and received care sooner instead of having to live with dysphoria for decades and pay out the ass to undo upsetting puberty” and the takeaway of the NYT et al is “Kids don’t know who they are or what they want.”

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

caterpillar: *walks* snake: okay what caterpillar: *grows wings* snake: OKAY WHAT

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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Reskeet if you are a drama free big account (Or new/small/midsize 👉👈)

Photo of kimberly sitting on a bed with legs crossed
Wearing a black shirt and skirt with hair up in a half ponytail with purple pastel hair in waves

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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

eating a string of christmas lights as a crunchy little snack

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

hey, you. yeah you. go follow my cool hilarious friend right tf now

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

caterpillar: *walks* snake: okay what caterpillar: *grows wings* snake: OKAY WHAT

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Today in Who Gives a Shit

LA landlords are mad they haven’t been able to jack up rent prices during a global pandemic and then massive labor strikes

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The House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

COVID cases are on the rise again so if you were considering wearing a mask to that indoor function or asking for windows to be opened at that gathering, but worried about what people would think, I’m telling you NOT to worry about what people think.

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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

[trying really hard to do a relatable viral tweet and i’m really focusing and my face is turning red and veins are popping out, i’m breathing real hard] anyone ever done laundry

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Absolutely brutal being late to something when your friends have this saved to their camera roll.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/08/2023

THERAPIST: We discussed your fear of large animals recently ME: [nodding] THERAPIST: But I want to address the elephant in the room ME: [spitting out drink] the what now

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

reskeet with a hot photo of yourself, to rebalance the universe by countering the influx of rudy giuliani mug shots

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

The fortune teller flips over the tarot card and looks confused. You lean forward to sneak a glance. “Is— Is that a flaming dumpster?” you ask nervously.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

"The man, yes! The child, no."

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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

the four genders

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

twitter users stone age in 2023 hunter-gatherers 🤝 mastodon attempt failed, turned to sky worship for sustenance

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 23/08/2023

hey guys check this out

a clock carefully designed in mspaint, however this clock is one that looks very similar to a US one dollar bill. notable features include my pfp in the place of goerge washington's, "THE KATIE TIGHTPUSSY NATION" where it would say "THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA", "TIGHTPUSSY RESERVE CLOCK" where it would say "FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE", and "ONE CLOCK" where it would say "ONE DOLLAR". there are other anti-counterfeit measures on the bill such as the expression "This clock is legal tender for all temporal debts, private and public", a bill code "K 123456789101112 T", "Niche Internet Micro Celebrity" in bold, "Series 117" in italics, "Transgender" in italics, and signatures from the Treasury of KTPN and the Secretary of Treasury as well. the clock has a pink border and two pink KT circular stamps in the center. the clock is beautifully designed and proportionally crafted.

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance

headline: single beaver caused mass internal, cell phone outages in northern b.c.

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

honestly I wish I'd done this without bashing myself but old habits are hard to break

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 22/08/2023

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

Hello, I am a dollar-store towel. I look almost normal but am made entirely of petroleum and repel moisture more effectively than a raincoat

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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

one time only face revea because I'm a gross lump but I said I would

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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Seattle! I would much prefer to have you work for me & get paid but if anyone is also looking to volunteer.... We really could use your help spreading the word! Volunteer! Learn more about the festival: kirklandoktoberfest.com But also if you're interested in working lemme know 👀

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10th Annual Kirkland Oktoberfest

Willkommen! We are excited to announce that the 10th Annual Kirkland Oktoberfest returns September 22-24! We have lots of fun volunteer slots at Oktoberfest in both the all-ages areas as well as wi...

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/08/2023

Federation does nothing but magnify drama and bullshit and intrude on the fundamental enjoyment of Posting

Two Mastodon posts complaining about federation drama

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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

will things ever stop happening

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