Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 11hin the 1980's the soviet union was commonly mocked in the west as a gerantrocracy because it was managed by men in their 70's, don't hear much about that these days 0174
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 21/09/2026cat realized the water fountain is the matrix 150
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 21/09/2026how can we all get the same card on the same day? isn't that the opposite of how tarot cards work? 130
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026another great day on earth. fucking sucks sometimes but I guess it's better than waking up on Venus 092
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 10/09/2026it's so easy to become lost in the labyrinth of your own bullshit, feels great when something snaps you out of it 040
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 24/08/2026ah yeah there's just several years where no laws can be passed, that's democracy 0160
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here. 13676051413
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026I don't know how else to describe this guy's vibe except "alien researcher who materialized into an adult human body and is struggling to understand earth biology" 2314
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026everything is fucked up but you have to keep going 1235
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026I tried to remember what the daily wire was today, but I had it confused with the daily caller, and I was actually confused with the daily beast, all of which are competing in my brain with the daily mail. Make up better names 1140
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 02/05/2026social media discourse works like quicksand, the more you struggle against it, the deeper into it you sink until it completely consumes you. 1110
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 16/04/2026the veep being excommunicated would be the most "veep" thing I could imagine 0181
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 27/03/2026lowkey underrated snack: bowl of plums. really nice when chilled. great for breakfast 4280
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️my buddy eric @mybuddyeric.bsky.social · 26/02/2026helping my mom backup her old busted laptop and among many insane things, my favorite so far is this recipe for Onion Syrup (from Onion Syrup.PNG) 1204
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 11/03/2026fuck your cold ass plums 014324
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Some delightful bit arbitrage 128697
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 04/03/2026fake. this isn't real. we fooled you. it never happened. not this time. it wasn't real. made up by our authors. it didn't occur. not this time. wasn't real. 2211
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 28/01/2026the heart wants to cry "will stancil forever" but the mind remembers that he is not radicalized enough yet 2121
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 18/01/2026I apologize for previously referring to Will Stancil as "Will Stencil" 1100
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 28/10/2025the pope has been awake for 32 hours watching this game 1160
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 26/06/2025Late at night in an alley in Brooklyn: Jeffries jumps out saying, "We got you now!" as he fumbles his brass knuckles to the ground "The Baileys send their regards!" says Schumer, feebly waving a child-sized baseball bat 0231
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️Pixburghgrrl @pixburghgrrl.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The Sunspot Model Of Middle East Intervention by @onionweigher.hellthread.vet who needs to come back here because Twitter doesn't deserve them... 2212
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 06/05/2025cringeocracy with mid characteristics 0110
Reposted by Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️Shivvy 🎃 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 20/04/2025I can’t imagine what metric you’d have to hit to be labeled Nerd in my phone. there are so many of you 2101
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 20/04/2025looking through my contacts list which is filled with years of garbage and people I dont remember. best entries: Angel Taxi Chair Fabrizio Goose Jim Knife Max French My SHOES Nathan Cold War Nerd Test Results UFO Asian Food Vet Furryland Will Gnostic 1260
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 19/04/2025this is like a disney adult going to disneyland getting a lecture from goofy about the importance of having a healthy diversity of hobbies 05010
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 06/04/2025If you are trying to pull the bad damsels at the Ren Faire you don't need chainmail, you don't need a longsword; you need to be focusing on period appropriate footware. No lace holes! No heels! No soles! Toes as pointy as possible. You need to look like you tied a wet envelope to your feet 1303
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 06/04/2025cutting the stale baguette at multiple oblique angles to minimize visible surface crust while maximizing french-toastability 0330
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 06/04/2025on that shit that got me feeling insane 1758
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 04/04/2025nobody seemed to notice this before the election (which he lost anyway) but this sentence has an extremely specific number of words for a sentence that includes "race" and "the future of" and "western civilization" weird how that keeps happening 3395
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 04/04/2025The global market is not happy with me!! -- that's okay, I'll still keep exporting that garbage. 0150
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 04/04/2025at this point I'm 99% sure that they asked "hey @grok how can the US expand its territory without decreasing the percentage of white people?" and it told them to annex Canada and Greenland 0260
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 30/03/2025I've gone metric. They will never find me; I am already hundreds of furlongs away by now 0291
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 29/03/2025(high school track and field gym teacher voice) some of you need to stop yapping and yearning and start lapping and learning 092
Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 12/03/2025Tried to make a serious culinary lasagna. Accidentally made a comical Garfieldian lasagna. 102627