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@clayplain.bsky.social
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
as a woman who’s often mistaken for being jewish,
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
google tip, power users only: append “reddit” to the end of your search. this helps you avoid SEO fluff so you can get real results from pedants who manage to be simultaneously obsessive yet entirely ignorant of the subject at hand. also they’ll still try to get you to buy something dumb
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
a magical evening with mystical brands
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
have you tried our lactic acid tasting menu?
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
The Truth Beam™ is new mechanism for achieving consensus on the state of physical reality, compatible with privacy-preservation and blockchain integration. It may be constructed in your garage from aluminum cans, foil, cracked marbles, and two or more digital projectors. ↗️ Promoted
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Hello, I am issuing a condemnation at this time. Thank you, Allie
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
a bedroom with a low human development index
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
im here to fill the void. just this once, for palestine ❤️ - soupy rice w/ lettuce, egg, and soy sauce and onions - 5 spice tofu celery peanut salad - broccoli w/ szechuan pepper and chili - strawberries w/ orange blossom water and a little superfine sugar
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
it only has situational uses, to be sure. but this is still a valuable macron to have in your arsenal
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
im a humanist. a specialist in humans. and i’ll tell you this for free: that’s no human, that’s a scarecrow
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
some love it, others hate it. however you feel, one thing’s for sure: our lives are made through violence
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degrowth entrepreneur @xoayquanh.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
The great joy of being a communist is to believe in history and see how it guides us in the present but also to believe that it's ultimately escapable. I sometimes struggle to imagine how it's possible to live otherwise
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degrowth entrepreneur @xoayquanh.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
to be a liberal is to experience each individual event as if it has neither beginning or end, simply a single point in time which can be evaluated isolated from everything else. it's to live outside of history, to believe that time is simply abstract mathematics
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
don’t even think about picking a fight with me. i have a masters in conflict studies
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
western-backed lunch today
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
a music festival dedicated to war
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
“I started reading Passionate Income newsletter, and now I’m happier than ever.” — Passionate Income reader thepassionateincome. com ↗️ Promoted
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
You have 32 unread notifications from: FEMA
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
the only reason i don’t have spotify is because i want to approximate the feeling of not owning a tv in the 1990s
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
attack and destroy suffering
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
this idea that congealed in a brain bathed in stimulants could change the world
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
most people are able to look good with a variety of different haircuts. but if i were to change mine it would be like cutting off the knuckles of a million fingers, blood would drip from every strand
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
happy friday 🥂
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
ways to monetize cat vomit. cat vomit as raw material
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
the evidence-based mutual
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
softblocks are a higher priority feature than dms
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Introducing NTS Gold! NTS Gold members will no longer see bad mixes on their feeds. Only $1/mo
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
in a just world all honeybees would be instantly obliterated from the north american landscape
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Heads up everyone! The flavor combo of the week is orange blossom and strawberry. Try some foods with orange blossom and strawberry this week💛
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
this carrot has been genetically modified to prevent the uptake of microplastics. enjoy!
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
treatments for your disease include alcohol use, cannabis use, sildenafil/tadalafil, botox
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
believe in yourself. you are real. you are real. you are real
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
guided meditation large sums of money
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
come sit cross legged with me at the booths on a 100° day, have some spiced green tea and melon that tastes like it was stolen from a god
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degrowth entrepreneur @xoayquanh.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
reality tv where fruiting trees compete with each other to win the attentions of one mammal. winner gets eaten and replanted
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
a terrible day for those of us who support lying for entertainment but can’t bring ourselves to ally with npr comedians
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
a drug with severe side effects that replicates the benefits of socks while allowing you to remain barefoot
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
will never be able to get over people saying “peacemonger” as an insult
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
yes we are a brand. but brands are created and run by people. fellow consumers, just like you
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
cacao nibs and fennel with jasmine tea. i keep the actual tea separate bc i only add it after steeping whatever herbs and spices im using in boiling water for about 5 min
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
you could probably teach most monkeys how to floss. it might even become an activity they look forward to all day
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
enriching sweetgreen puzzle feeders engage young professionals’ bodies and minds
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
a cherry-picked source, the best and most tantalizing of all sources
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
come dine with me, on the bridge between wakefulness and sleep
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david c. porter (read NTTN) @davidcporter.net · 12/09/2023
friendly reminder that no people have agency. Only forests, deserts, and oceans
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
forest entities have been increasingly desperate to get in touch with me today
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