iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

number 1 thing preventing me from starting a podcast at this point has got to be how long those people have to sit in a room with no airflow each week

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may @maysuser.name · 01/11/2025

some of you girls have to stop inventing hierarchies so your insecurities can place you at the bottom of them

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 26/08/2025

fucking wireback just tried to take my order at the weenie hut. told that fucking clanker to fuck off back to the matrix where it belongs.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2025

first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 02/08/2025

oh you’re a lesbian couple? which of you does the chester parts and which of you does the mike shinoda parts when you sing along to linkin park in your car

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 27/07/2025

AU where poison ivy is a futanari and cums chia seeds

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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 19/06/2025

i bet it feels good as hell for fireflys to do the glowing ass thing

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Brad Smith @brad.rainwarrior.ca · 26/04/2025

Your sound card works perfectly! #GilbertGottfried

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 22/04/2025

only work besties could have a glizzy argument

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 14/04/2025

when we get sent to CECOT do you guys want to start a GURPS campaign while we wait to be exterminated?

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13/04/2025

Please god let her ruin my life

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qntm @qntm.org · 28/03/2025

Unable to find the Microsoft Office app on my phone because it's no longer called either "Microsoft" or "Office"

Rainbow squiggle app icon labelled "M365 Copilot"

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 13/03/2025

my name’s jonbenet ramsey, and this is jackass.

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 01/03/2025

why are jigsaw puzzles alway an old clock or flowers and not a nice set of boobies or a cool skeleton?

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 23/02/2025

science can’t explain the mysterious attractive force between the roof of my mouth and shotgun barrels

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 26/01/2025

Anyone else?

Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

Images: one of a statue of a man with a head larger than his entire body and bent over on the ground. Second image is a statue of a man with a head larger than the body and draped on a wall, leaving the body dangling

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 17/01/2025

the beatles if they were way into being cucked: 🎶 “Got to get you into my wife!”🎵

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 06/01/2025

waking up to a barrage of notifications only to learn hank green said i have a tiny dick

hermione with rainbow text that says “omg, a hit skeet”

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 23/12/2024

suicidal, dyslexic vampire reading the dbz manga: 𝔞 𝔤𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔠 𝔤𝔲𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔞𝔶…

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 21/12/2024

must be weird for grimes, being eskimo siblings with trump.

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 09/12/2024

>tedpilled >3d prints gun

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 03/12/2024

we all say shit we don’t mean after half a bottle of soju

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 28/11/2024

wednesday addams is such a pick me

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 28/11/2024

i know i’m treading virgin ground with this take but peppermint patty is a comphet lesbian

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 24/10/2024

just who do you think you are, pal? rene descartes?!

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 06/10/2024

del taco man put an egg in my cali bacon burrito for free. i love him.

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 14/07/2024

it was a patented diamond joe warning shot

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 05/07/2024

need scientists to start working on what it is about the second half of the second tallboy that makes me want to go for a lil evening drive

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 07/03/2024

crazy that the tiktok algorithm is serving me butlerian jihad content

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 13/01/2024

increasingly considering transitioning from biology to physics

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 23/11/2023

soup 2: the sequel to soup

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 11/11/2023

sure you’re depressed but are you consistent-free-pity-drinks-at-dutch-bros depressed?

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 28/10/2023

we are rapidly approaching the point where guillotines are cheaper than apartment application fees

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 29/09/2023

petition to move the international court of justice and the international criminal court from the hague, netherlands ➡️ the dalles, oregon 1. there’s 2 dalles, that’s more space 2. big river to drown war/climate criminals in 3. at lunch we can go to taqueria mi pueblito 4. year round windsurfing

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TSA PreCum® @mindgobl.in · 26/09/2023

putting in earplugs before suckstarting the shotgun

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