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Justin Thomas

@justinthomas.bsky.social
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Made my fortune in the pog boom of ‘93 but lost it all in the beanie baby crash of ‘99.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Justin Thomas @justinthomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It happened on September 10th. What does the turtle version of Dana Carvey know? Why didn't he do more to stop it?
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dudes rock
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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mgobronxblue.bsky.social @mgobronxblue.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A really good article about how the web is used, and by whom, has changed dramatically recently and the impact this has had on a lot of the little sites that are the glue for the internet. stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-...
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What just happened to TheNumbers.com should worry us all
If you work in or around the film industry, there is a decent chance you have used the work of The Numbers this month, whether you realise it or not.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The answer to the daylight savings debate is to use rockets affixed to the earth to eliminate seasons altogether, we cannot be defined by this Leaning Tower of Pisa-ass axis
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 13/07/2026
This is pretty well known, but the Australian flag Sam Neill wore on his uniform in Event Horizon was designed at his request to show the Union Jack replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because he hoped in the future this is how it would actually look. A proper fucken ally in every way, this bloke.
Sam Neill on profile in EVENT HORIZON, with a patch on his jacket that shows the Australian flag but with the Union Jack replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because fuck colonialism and Sam knew that this always was, always will be, Aboriginal land
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 05/07/2026
A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026
anyway i think the proper takeaway here is that a bare majority of the court thinks the plain words of the 14th amendment mean what they say, that four members believe there is a secret hidden meaning only recently discovered by hack lawyers
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
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11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

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You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I hate people saying “act like you’ve been here before” to sports fans who get too excited or wound up about their team finally being good. Take it from someone who knows: it’ll never feel better than when you’ve never been here before. There’s nothing like it.
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Justin Thomas @justinthomas.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Finally got there with Ben Simmons and some other guys...
82-0 projected record with Ben Simmons at point, Luka Doncic at shooting guard, Larry Bird and Magic Johnson at forwards, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in the post.
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Justin Thomas @justinthomas.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Probably because I'm midwestern like da Pope!
Your Closest Neighborhood is Roman Catholic at 42%
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
When the world gets you down, just remember the wonderful variety of dumplings out there...
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
john roberts has fulfilled his life's work and fully dismantled the crowning achievement of the civil rights movement. these fucking neo-confederate freaks need to be driven from power forever
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Justin Thomas @justinthomas.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
www.edsbscharitybowl.com Run the damn ball, no matter the sport
Donation of $37.03 for Michigan’s 37-3 record.People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026
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Txnewsprincess @txnewsprincess.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I thought this point Eric made about how libraries are early introductions to a social contract was really interesting, too:
“And what I think is so amazing about that is not only do you start to feel like you you are welcome in and belong in this place, the public library, but also you start to learn what it means to be part of a community. Because, let’s say you love Curious Georgebooks and you take out a Curious George book. You get the generosity of your society because it’s like “Here, take this Curious George book home, it’s free. Just bring it back and keep it in good shape. Don’t tear out the pages. Don’t write in it.” And you learn that you want to do that—not only because they tell you—but also because when you return it, you want to get the next Curious George book. And you realize that if the other kids in the community don’t return the book, or don’t take care of their books, you won’t be able to take it out. So, you learn mutual obligation and reciprocity from an early stage.”
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 18/04/2026
I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/04/2026
i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI. bsky.app/profile/apne...
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brain @littlebluecouch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
teaser image for Dune 3, except it's called Doug, and Paul and Chani are replaced with Doug and Patti
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold
i already described it
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Justin Thomas @justinthomas.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Umm @mgoblog.bsky.social's most recent article is about Moussa Diabate and he immediately fights half of the Pistons. Who is the SEO witch working there @mgoseth.bsky.social?
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Justin Thomas @justinthomas.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
How I was introduced to "Messy", 12 months later, she wins a Grammy. Thanks Hank!
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Justin Thomas @justinthomas.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So sad that Tom Izzo was born 50 years too early to join ICE.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
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🥈72 dogs 🐝 @careycuprisin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The US should not be allowed to host any international competitions in any sport until we stop doing this. This includes the Olympics.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 06/01/2026
Would you folks like some pictures of some spectacular door knockers from around Italy?
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nine Delights 2026
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
Inventing a new lifestyle philosophy called "The Nine
Delights" where each day you try to experience at least three of the nine delights
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Brooks Otterl... @i_zzz... • Jun 26, 2021
Replying to @i_zzzzzz
THE NINE DELIGHTS
Walking Around
Fellowship
Deliciousness
Transcendence
Goofing
Amelioration
Coitus
Enthrallment
** WILDCARD *
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 24/12/2025
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 06/12/2025
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
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matthew @pahuski.com · 13/10/2025
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”“If the car’s gone,”“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”“because I love you.”
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
1) pic of Melissa and Mark Hortman 2) pic of Melissa Hortman and dog Gilbert
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
did you know gmail now has a subscriptions page where it lists all your subscriptions and you can unsubscribe from them????
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Justin Thomas @justinthomas.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
These are amazing!
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pausa de hateration @thatguywasfly.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Embed it deep into your brain that "youths" existing in public (and you know which children and young people they do and don't mean by this) is exactly what the fascists mean by "crime," and what they have meant by "crime" for a long time.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Morning
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 25/06/2025
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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