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Justin Morgan

@justinmorgan.io
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Used to turn wrenches on helicopters for the Navy. Get paid to do computer stuff now. #Appalachian #Tidewater #NAFO

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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 16h
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Rachel Weeks @wachelreeks.com · 24/09/2026
Obligatory Public Enemy post
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 22/09/2026
How many Prime Ministers has Zelensky met since the war started?
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026
Went to see a bunch of ska/punk bands but had to settle for two due to storms. Despite that I got to see the Impossibles & Derrick Morgan. Truth be told, we had just as much fun if not more hanging out and sharing beers with a ton of great ppl in the parking lot after we were kicked out for weather.
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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With all this Weezer talk, I should remind everyone that the third best Weezer album is Return by The Impossibles.
The Impossibles - Return album cover
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 12/09/2026
Wrote off seeing The Impossibles 25 years ago lfg
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 12/09/2026
Walked into SuperNova Ska festival and had to immediately turnaround and leave due to lightning in the area. Just lucky I guess.
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Aidan @aidan94.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a good thing that John Ternus is used to announcing expensive Apple products in light of how much the fold might cost
John Ternus announcing that the ProXDR display stand is $999 lol
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Monday, September 07,1953
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN 
SLUGGO: I HAVE AN IDEA, NANCY 
P2- THEY WALK BEHIND A WOODEN FENCE 
SLUGGO: LET’S STAND BEHIND THIS FENCE 
NANCY: WHY?
P3- SLUGGO: THIS IS LABOR DAY ---
LET'S GIVE THE BOSS AN EASY STRIP TO DRAW
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 07/09/2026
Chaotic Evil/ Neutral Good / Chaotic Good / Lawful Evil.
FRANK BOOTH from Blue Velvet.Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.Sailor from Wild at Heart.Cliff from Cheers.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Reading about Japan's first astronaut, who was a chainsmoker and spent most of his mission being violently sick. He died earlier this year, RIP to a real one.
Akiyama was not a trained astronaut, scientist nor engineer. During his time aboard Mir, Akiyama gave live reports each day documenting life aboard the station, but his apparent discomfort led to him being described as the first "antihero in space". He described his struggles such as space sickness and craving for cigarettes. During training, he quit smoking cigarettes, having previously smoked four packs a day. Before liftoff, when asked what he looked forward to most upon his return to Earth, he said "I can't wait to have a smoke". His fellow cosmonauts later reported, in regards to his nausea, that they "hadn't ever seen a man vomit that much."
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 05/09/2026
Getting outta town
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 29/08/2026
Free Pennywise show on the beach tonight. Free @titus-andronicus.bsky.social show in Philly next week. Supernova the week after that. Endless summer 2026
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 23/08/2026
I just saw DEVO (laudatory+++)and now we're watching a shirtless Billy Idol sing his song he did with Avril Lavigne...
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 23/08/2026
One of these days I will see Josh Freese drumming for the Vandals. Today is not that day.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 20/08/2026
found another new type of guy
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The idea of AI “hallucinating” is one I wish I’d had!
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 12/08/2026
Feel good 🧵of the summer.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 06/08/2026
Made a meme about Mitch McConnell but it is relevant (yet). But perusing my homebrewed meme folder one I made from a couple of years ago that's evergreen. ifyyk
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Hourly Twin Peaks @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 04/08/2026
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S01E01 Pilot: Northwest Passage April 8 1990
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 29/07/2026
Elder Dragon Hoes
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Cato Young @youngocato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don’t know the first thing about equities markets in South Korea, but I do know the outline of the Commonwealth of Virginia when I see it!
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Smooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 25/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Generation Kill - Police That Moostache
ALT: Generation Kill - Police That Moostache
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 23/07/2026
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“t bell tolls for thee.”
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 20/07/2026
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 19/07/2026
I've knocked on doors without having a list of registered voters and soon learned that the Sadie's of the US are legion.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I want you to put the word out there that we ack up.
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i am just a goddam virginian
I got a tattoo of the classic Virginia license plate art of a male cardinal perched on a dogwood tree in bloom
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees
little bee sucking off a coneflower in the foreground, just guzzling that good nectar and getting nice and bee-fat
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cathy Rutherford tells a journalist that the late Margaret Thatcher did “not a bit of good” and says “ i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence
a screenshot of a facebook post of a photo of an rv with "THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!!" scrawled on the back. 

meta ai suggests:
- Baby-eating restaurants in Denver
- Denver's population
- Denver's unique food scene
- Restaurants that serve babies
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 09/07/2026
If you're in line to have 20 minute conversation with Senator Mitch McConnell,👏 STAY👏IN👏LINE!
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Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @ismcconnelldeadyet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No?
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
sub-zero halloween cosplay (1995) archive.org/details/vide...
kid dressed in black and blue robes with a blue thing partially covering his face. he is wearing sneakers. close by are cursed look stuffed creatures and some straw hay.
caption:
steven "sub-zero" seebode.
he's one cold-hearted kid.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 07/07/2026
Scott Jennings: I spoke with Mitch McConnell today. Mitch:
I turtle puppet.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 07/07/2026
[touches earpiece; stares directly into the camera] folks, i have just been informed maine beer co's dan kleban has a substack account and just used a brewing analogy to address the latest allegations against his one-time primary opponent graham platner: dankleban.substack.com/p/there-is-n...
If you use bad grain or dirty water in a brewery, the beer turns out terrible. Politics is no different. When the system relies on wrong inputs, like a lack of accountability and a toxic self-preservation culture, the results for everyday people are always wrong. True integrity means refusing to look the other way when leadership fails us on a human level, and it means relentlessly focusing on what makes life actually work for people.
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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 05/07/2026
There should be an asterisk or something.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
To the right of the angle, where no rebels broke through, MG Alex Hays of Pittsburgh kisses his aide, mounts his horse, grabs a captured rebel flag, and rides his line, dragging “treason’s flaunting rag” behind him, his staff doing the same 6,000 Rebels are killed, wounded, missing, or captured
Alex Hays and his staff dragging confederate flags through the dirt behind them as their men cheer the victory at Gettysburg
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 03/07/2026
No. Absolutely not. Bullshit.
Feels like 116°
High 97°-Low 79°
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
<while tasting my fingertips>: somebody sessioned here
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Irene Shin @ireneforva.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Today is July 1st, which means all Virginia laws passed during the 2026 GA session and signed by her ✨excellency ✨ Governor @abigailspanberger.com are now law! I was so proud of all we accomplished this year, with 20 of my bills sent to the Governor's desk, a personal best! (1/3)
HED: Energy Affordability 

HB1191:  Permits data centers to pay for their own substations, protecting residential ratepayers from subsidizing infrastructure 

HB1225: Encourages expansion of EV charging infrastructure while protecting private market competition 

HB1255: Raises the threshold for standby charges on residential solar systems
HED: Safer Communities

HB1464: Expands the Virginia Victims Fund to cover anonymous trace evidence collection kit examinations for victims

HB1492: Increases the criminal penalty for impersonating federal law enforcement when done with a face covering

HED: Safer Communities 

HB879: Notifies Virginians benefiting from public assistance programs when third parties such as ICE request sensitive information

HB909: Extends the perimeter where it is lawful to carry a firearm around a polling place from 40 feet to 100 feet
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 01/07/2026
Back in 2022 Alex Karp put up unlabeled video ads of himself on YouTube blathering about insane tech CEO bullshit. Took me a couple of weeks to figure out who this weirdo was.
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