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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you use ai to generate thumbnails, you’re doing a bad job. if you use ai to generate thumbnails for food reviews, you are an absolute monster
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
always, and, forever
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you can steal my ideas, but you can never be as cute as me ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards donuts
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m a panda, I have a soft tummy, ask me anything
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no one ever throws me a pity party :/
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is inhumane and unacceptable. And how were these workers thanked for enduring these conditions? Many were laid off. This is why we're organizing. A better industry is both possible and must come to pass if our artform and dignity are to survive.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 25/08/2026
Urgent: Los Angeles folks, can anyone foster this puppy for a couple days? She's less than two years old, she was found in DTLA today suffering from the heat. As best we can tell she's a female German Shepherd / Malinois mix, she's sweet and high energy. Might have burned her paw pads a little bit.
A young Shepherd Malinois mix with a long black nose sititng in the shade with her water bowl and foodThe same cute dog looking down her long nose inside a warehouse office space
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we’re in a bad way, we’ve been in a bad way for quite some time. look for the helpers
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
take a dip into the reporting on the bears stadium relocation. more than half read as press releases, the other blandly recite interested parties. virtually none examine the supposed economic benefits of massive tax breaks for sports venues
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
stretch that protein as faaaaaaaar as possible. get some oatmeal in there, keep that tummy from rumblin’
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love how even the obvious corpoganda is behind a paywall these days. cheap, dumb bastards
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
waluigi and wario are lovers, right, that’s cannon?
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
remember when we could afford beef? wild times
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
funny how they said english degrees were worthless and yet now the entire economy seems to run on technology that writes essays, badly
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
we used to need to buy shoelaces, because shoes would last too long
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the problem with attaching financial value, or duty, to climate change is that the planet being habitable is worth more than all the money in the world for all of time. at least for the narrow window our civilization and species operates under
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Megan Gallagher @megangallagher.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read." Happy birthday, James Baldwin!
a headshot of James Baldwin smiling - he wears a button down shirt, tie, and pendant necklace (I think?)
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Porco Rossolini @porcorossolini.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Could use help with dinner tonight as groceries have ran out and I didn’t get dinner for my birthday.
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
yes but I also want a watermelon demon to hug and to own
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Doctors TARDIS @doctorstardis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a black cat. The text above the cat reads, "For a long time, black cats were said to be evil and working with the Devil."
The second panel zooms out and shows Sarah, the protagonist, next to the cat. The text above the pair reads "But now we know that's not true."
The third panel shows Sarah hugging the black cat.
The fourth panel shows an orange cat behind Sarah, standing with its arms reaching up as a fire blazes behind it. The text reads, "It's the orange cats."
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A new game of find the moustache. Go!
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
outside rn
james from silent hill 2 surrounded in dreary fog
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
sometimes the deep boops back
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Jon Adcock @jonadcock.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#booksky
My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
if your perception of reality depended entirely on tv tropes, women would only vomit when pregnant
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I love how virtually every guy on tv is auspiciously handsome. like this combination of facial features and stubble just might lead to future success
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the road from twink to twunk is paved with protein princesses
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
HOW WILL A BILLION PPL AFFORD YOUR HARDWARE, ASHA?
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
at least applebee’s loves me
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 26/06/2026
Become ungovernable
A fake coyote with a sign Fake Coyote Goose Deterrent next to it, some geese are walking by nonplussed
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onefinekitty.bsky.social @onefinekitty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
#Caturday Just a reminder
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 11/05/2026
Web history disappears when it can’t be preserved. Today, many publishers are blocking the #WaybackMachine from archiving parts of the public web, putting decades of digital history at risk. Tell publishers: don’t block the Wayback Machine. Sign the petition ➡️ www.savethearchive.com/newsleaders/
savethearchive.com
Tell New York Times, The Atlantic, and USA Today to keep the crucial work of journalists in the Wayback Machine!
The news isn’t getting preserved in the Wayback Machine anymore because major media outlets are blocking it.
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Meet my newest fabric art creature: Dorble Dorble the Semi-Magnificent. I designed him, hand-sewed his eyelids and mouth, and I machine-sewed his outer edges. Dorble Dorble strives to become semi-magnificent in all things. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of Dorble Dorble. He's a fabric art purple creature. He's purple with bulbous wide set eyes, a wide frown with sharp teeth, and two tentacles of different sizes. His longer tentacle is curled around his eye. His head is wider than his body. He's rather amorphous. There's a beautiful marbled paper in the background. Here's another lovely photo of Dorble where he's resting on my palm.Here's another lovely photo of Dorble with one tentacle curled upward and one curled downward.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 17/04/2026
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
seems to me that a whole lotta ppl objected to being a little less rude in favor of daily chaos and rudderless cruelty. how’s that going?
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I had a fledgling die in my garden apartment staircase. thoughts, endlessly, what did I do wrong?
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Nazi from Downfall, sweating and gritting his teeth, says "the whistles are relentless".
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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grandmaster vole @grandmastervole.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I got really into mascots a few years ago and namejiro (the mushroom for the ‘eat more mushrooms’ campaign) was always my favourite. He was once told if he reached 10,000 followers his boss would buy him two cheesecakes, but they got him bean sprouts instead 😔
Namejiro in the distance in a building
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
there has to be an enemy, any enemy, because, without one, the depravity and ineptitude take centerstage
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.
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Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
A meme of Willem Dafoe from The Lighthouse with a hurt look on his face saying “Look at ye. Postin’ cringe.”
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Swolesome is tired 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @swolesome.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
It is time for millennials to pass the torch. Or take turns carrying it because who tf can afford a new torch these days.
"Pls throw?" meme template. 

Dog labelled "Capitalists" and holding money: "Pls spend?" 
An arm labelled "Gen Z" reaches for the money being held. 
Capitalists: "No wage! Only spend!"
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