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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
all I know is that taking money from battlers and directing it to bank shareholders fixes inflation
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
why the fuck would it being 26ºC and sunny deter the fans??? lol
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 4h
lol the entire online shop has packed it in
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Demon King of the New Platform @clothedvillainy.bsky.social · 4h
I think this is where a lot of the nerd bro tech leads us: isolated monads who never, ever have to accept not having things our own way.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
I don’t think I slept enough last night, clearly
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
One of the interesting details in the background of the Joey Johns reaction cam for the final play of the preliminary final is how they have paper cards on the wall that some bloke pulls off to hold in front of Gus when he has to lead in a section with “The Harvey Norman replay” etc, how low tech
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
oh yeah this definitely sounds like a good thing
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 6h
If this story about the "Jai Arrow tribute" for the NRL Grand Final is true it would be a stomach-turning embarrassment for all concerned. Which of course won't stop it from actually happening.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 6h
well, it was nuclear-capable, probably not now though hey
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 7h
I have discovered hectic fred’s NRL reels on instagram, omg 😂
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 7h
This will be quite something
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 7h
$2.80, load up again (gamble responsibly, load up on this one)
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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 8h
Oh thank God
A graphic saying “THOR AND ANT-MAN WILL SPEAK TO EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME ON SCREEN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY” accompanied by photos of the two characters
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 17h
Smells Like Elvis’s Hound Dog’s Spirit
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 19h
Slay? What, like the Santa one?
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 20h
Cardi B has had ENOUGH of italian food
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 23h
Ive heard PVL has gotten the World’s Skinniest Magician Super Hubert in as the surprise GF pre-game entertainment, so iconic, the fix is in
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Chris O'Regan @chrisoregan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagining a highly specific gunzel who is outraged by the idea of postponing track work for the benefit of rugby league
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
walking around the streets of Sydney wearing Knights paraphernalia and getting “go the knights” from random passers-by, how good
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
labour market so tight you need a confined spaces work permit
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
“increasing the cash rate” sounds ways cooler than it actually is
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
SURREAL
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
Imagine being only 190cm, how embarrassing
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
I am also pledging funding to fight my own posts
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No one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amazing. We're all very grateful Sam.
Fin Review headline: OpenAI apologises for hack, pledges funding to fight rogue AI agents.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
The results of the Wallabies game was fantastic but fucking hell watching the ref constantly on the mobile phone was a punish
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
Fuck me dead! I was straight in and everything!
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Governments and the media need to call PVL out on this bullshit. It's going to be NSW, it's always in NSW. End of story.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
Good morning
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U-turn by Tegan and Sara on Apple Music
Song · 2016 · Duration 2:58
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
Danger Mouse would be Safety Mouse these days because of Woke
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
People are crying now that Andrew Johns did a segment on TV last week suggesting that the knights should test Nathan Cleary’s injury. Yes hello have you watched rugby league before.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
This anything?
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
Watching the Wallabies game on replay and in this sport you get to watch the on-field referee talking to the video referee via an actual mobile phone for about 10 minutes. Like he is getting on the blower to sort things out about six times.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
I really can’t take a sporting team that has the “Cadbury” logo scrawled on top of a bright gold jersey like they are a fucking walking crunchie bar
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
you can’t just put “It’s wharfie time” on everything I say, tears welling
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
why do replays on 9Now look like a ‘90s vintage bootleg AVI
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
🤔🤔🤔
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net · 28/09/2026
Did they cut off his other leg?!?
Nafan Cleary on the good drugs in hospital
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
HALP Storm supporters are calling us a Sydney based team 😡
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s happened. We have made contact with aliens.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
Pretty good thanks for asking!!! How was yours???
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
Good afternoon
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Steel Town (Knights Version) by Morgan Evans on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:22
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
Ok it appears that I was exceedingly lucky to get even just one GF ticket
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
The Knights kept a 27 expected point field position side to 14 points with 12 men, and outscored their own once again
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
I love this woman with all my heart, but I’m glad we won
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LeagueUnlimited NRL & Rugby League @leagueunlimited.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
⚠️ Everything you need to know about the 2026 NRL Telstra Premiership Grand Final - every day this week. - Open Training - Fan Events - Live TV - Transport to the ground READ HERE: leagueunlimited.com/news/44772-2...
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
“Kalyn Ponga can’t defend” Kalyn Ponga:
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
Transport for NSW getting on top of potential riots
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 28/09/2026
wait we’ve had two 13th men through the season? That seems unfair and against the rules imo
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