Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is it me or does Bluesky video never fucking play through without endless buffering? 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Man she had me until here. What is this mealy-mouthed shit? 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026God damn does this album hold up. Some of the lyrics are sloppy and clearly written by an angst teenager trying to act cool, but you cannot deny the tunes. Thanks Tom Cruise movie for reminding me of this gem 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Damn, never seen a guy with a cleft non-chin before. That 8-day growth beard isn't helping either 100
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026These WNBA in-game interviews gotta go. Interview them at TV time outs and pretend it's during game time, like they do in the NFL. They should all just do what the girl on the Mystics just did and be like "oop coach is calling me, gotta go" 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Update: made it 10x worse this morning when attempting to move a basket of laundry, and I can barely move. CT scan shows a herniated disc. Lots of drugs and PT are in my future 010
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026music.apple.com/us/album/the... This is a great throwback to several eras of the good parts of ska/punk history. I'd really like a deep-dive on the songwriting process here. If I had to guess, Jesse Michaels had a cluster of songs that were half-written and he assembled this team to finish them upmusic.apple.comTHE FAMILY BUSINESS LTD by THE FAMILY BUSINESS LTD on Apple MusicAlbum · 2026 · 10 Songs 120
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I voted Nader in the first election in which I was eligible to vote, and I have zero regrets. 080
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One technological innovation that has improved my life is the ability to give a thumbs up to an email. Finally, a polite way to express the idea of "shut the fuck up now, we're all done here" 001
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I haven't been aware of the #1 song in the country for like 25 years. I am either the coolest person alive, or I am the most stuck-up, sheltered, individual who has ever lived in his own bubble. Maybe I'm both. 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Threw my back out doing side shuffles while trying to get my daughter's 10U softball team warmed up. Death is next. 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I found an old mixtape on cassette that I made when I was probably like 16 when music stabs you directly in the aorta and I can't listen to it because I don't have a working cassette player 210
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think this is a sign that things are going well 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This was fantastic. I watched it mostly because of the Mark Proksch connection, but now I would go to war for these dudes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2qC...youtube.comChop & Steele | Full Documentary | ComedyYouTube video by Drafthouse Films 000
Reposted by Guy ShammguyMatt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh 1617935
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My man's joyless face. "Well, I guess I'm doing this now" 010
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That latest Elephant Graveyard video got to him 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm a pretty big Knicks fan. But not big enough to consider them signing James Wiseman an emergency-level event 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I pray that Judd Apatow's Norm documentary portrays this side of him: the smartest man in the room playing the dumbest man in the room. 100
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Man, if we could all be as happy as present-day Mitch McConnell 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Literally first thing I thought of when I watched Coyote vs Acme. 100
Reposted by Guy ShammguyGuy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026These 60 Minutes commercials with the downed pilot are goddamn hilarious. The gravelly "In a World" voice. The closeups of his 494th Airborne patch. Hey man, sorry that happened to you, but they're probably gonna pair your harrowing experience with a fluff piece about a dog that walks backwards 112
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why would anyone bother making another OJ documentary after Made in America 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026These 60 Minutes commercials with the downed pilot are goddamn hilarious. The gravelly "In a World" voice. The closeups of his 494th Airborne patch. Hey man, sorry that happened to you, but they're probably gonna pair your harrowing experience with a fluff piece about a dog that walks backwards 112
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Motherfucker did a "Webster's dictionary defines hiking as..." and got published in the Washington Post. 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Upon review, we have no clear indication what was in Jared Goff's heart of hearts, and so we cannot in good conscience call a penalty against him." 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Does anyone still refer to themselves as a "foodie" in 2026? 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Goku summoning a Spirit Bomb for 6 straight episodes but immediately taken out by the kinetic rage of a child being asked to brush teeth before bed 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I resent the fact that I have to use the phrase "prep step" when coaching 10U Softball. 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026With all this Weezer talk, I should remind everyone that the third best Weezer album is Return by The Impossibles. 231
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just wait till we face MIT. Rutgers is gonna take out all of its fury on those nerds. *Loses 51-3 to a team coached by a Johnny 5 looking robot* Well shit is the Atlantic 10 still around? 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you are a boss, don't forget to write a long, solemn email to all of your employees that they will skim and ignore. 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Shout out to the Delete All Google Photos extension. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has hit 100% storage and refuses to give Google money. Instead, I used Google Takeout to save all of my photos onto a hard drive addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...addons.mozilla.orgDelete All Google Photos Extension – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)Download Delete All Google Photos Extension for Firefox. This extension allows you to bulk delete your Google Photos since Google won't allow you to. 100
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Between this and The History of Concrete, it is Awkward Guy Autumn and I couldn't be more excited 010
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How do you live in this country and not have a psychotic break? 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I keep getting this ad served to me. Explain how a Nas song produced by DJ Premier is an ATCQ tribute 100
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Shouts to @plaintextsports.bsky.social for adding US Open scheduling and for also never dropping a single post here on bluesky. Thats the Plain Text difference 000
Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Scheduling a COVID vaccine is fun because first you have to register all members of your family and then they tell you there are no appointments available. It would be too easy to do it the other way around. The extra pain and suffering is good for you. 000
