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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hatters will say it’s fake 🎩
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
Follow up tumblr post 
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Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
when you witness a dog turn into a man
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You're The Man Now Dog - Iconic Movie Quote
Alt: that scene from Finding Forrester where he says the thing
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
frickin’ love this
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it me
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A reminder: this is the least experienced version of Victor Wembanyama that we’re going to see
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Alonzo Mourning & Gary Payton's Disappointment
Alt: the Alonzo Mourning head shake nod gif
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W. Brian Lane (he/him), PhD @wbrianlane.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Before anyone gets any ideas, please know the meme has reached perfection and is therefore closed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
youtube.com
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
got a much needed long laugh from this
a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: 

"Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hello my name is Alex Goldman and I used to host the Reply All podcast. A lot of people liked that show. Now I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social which if you liked reply all you’d probably like well. The thing is that a lot of people who liked Reply All don’t know my new show exists.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A real tour of the Hall of Fame in here.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ebert

me: can you dust my wets?

server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese

me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
dudes rock
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
HLEP
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A message for you all to carry through the year
Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
When people ask me why I didn’t do absolutely anything I’m responsible for.
the reason the Wet Man is able to leave his space
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 04/10/2025
hey man you don’t know me but i saw you posted something on social media and i’m gonna get reeeeeaaaaaaal weird about it
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Some of you only draft posts while listening to the Wet Bandits music from Home Alone and it shows.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Pretty sure I would have got some of these wrong. Not sure how to feel about that. 😐
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
this is cannon
a Canadian cannon

(not canon)
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“The Clown Paradox” will be the title of my memoir. (No one steal that please.)
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Maybe I’ll just post some of my tree pictures until the bots and brands get here. 😌
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