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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 02/10/2026

This may be an unpopular opinion. You should at least have to leave CONUS to get wasted on the regualr and collect wads of Per Diem cash.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 02/10/2026

Apologies for the delay. I was busy this week or else I would have made this sooner.

A smug as fuck Eric Shit who is so proud of his sign that is telling the world that he just shidded his pants.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 02/10/2026

But at least you have DEVO.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 01/10/2026

This is awful in every aspect that you could possibly frame it. But... I love it.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 29/09/2026

Schmitt thinks he had him lol.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 27/09/2026

Former Democrat, Oxford educated, able so speak without sounding like Foghorn Leghorn, Senator John Kennedy?

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 26/09/2026

Their response plans for almost every type of event are automated and FOIA'ble.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 25/09/2026

So there's a whole "median voter" fashion trend going on now?

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 25/09/2026

I'm loving this commitment to the bit.

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Rachel Weeks @wachelreeks.com · 24/09/2026

Obligatory Public Enemy post

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 22/09/2026

How many Prime Ministers has Zelensky met since the war started?

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 19/09/2026

I first heard it in an old Eve PvP video back in 05 or something.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 19/09/2026

IT was the 80's so I'm assuming SP.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 19/09/2026

They've probably had their brain cooked in the "Not white but Slav" Internet stuff. I used to spend a lot of time with a bunch of Euros spanning from UK to Moscow and this was a theme.

static.klipy.com

Squats Bissen: Squatting Intensifies

ALT: Squats Bissen: Squatting Intensifies

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 19/09/2026

Rookie mistake. you should have went with apples or pears. At least you can make cider in a pinch if you are out of barley.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026

I'm blaming it on the algorithm for not seeing this, but just swooping in to confirm that despite ReLoad being a good album. Master of Puppets is still the best Metallica album of all time. Right?

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026

ALSO WTF I CANT TAKE A FERRY TO THE TIDE AND WALK HOME. BULLSHIT!

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026

CORRECTION IT'S 2AM THATS TODAY

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026

Went to see a bunch of ska/punk bands but had to settle for two due to storms. Despite that I got to see the Impossibles & Derrick Morgan. Truth be told, we had just as much fun if not more hanging out and sharing beers with a ton of great ppl in the parking lot after we were kicked out for weather.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026

Long story short, the @theonion.com got in the AI Flavor-Aid train.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026

Hopefully one day you and a bunch of middle aged dudes will tear up as they play Never Say Goodbye. (This totally was not what happened to me today.)

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026

Rumor mill is that there's a new album in the works and hopefully a tour outside of Texas/midwest.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026

Had this same convo today while waiting for a thunderstorm to pass before seeing them live.

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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

With all this Weezer talk, I should remind everyone that the third best Weezer album is Return by The Impossibles.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 12/09/2026

Wrote off seeing The Impossibles 25 years ago lfg

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 12/09/2026

Walked into SuperNova Ska festival and had to immediately turnaround and leave due to lightning in the area. Just lucky I guess.

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Aidan @aidan94.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s a good thing that John Ternus is used to announcing expensive Apple products in light of how much the fold might cost

John Ternus announcing that the ProXDR display stand is $999 lol

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 09/09/2026

In the spirit of giving and a gift to the fellow reply guys enjoy a "cool Quark" that has been one of the premier emotes in many a slack/teams/discord channels that I frequent and have rights to add stuff to.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Monday, September 07,1953

P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN
SLUGGO: I HAVE AN IDEA, NANCY
P2- THEY WALK BEHIND A WOODEN FENCE
SLUGGO: LET’S STAND BEHIND THIS FENCE
NANCY: WHY?
P3- SLUGGO: THIS IS LABOR DAY ---
LET'S GIVE THE BOSS AN EASY STRIP TO DRAW

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 07/09/2026

Chaotic Evil/ Neutral Good / Chaotic Good / Lawful Evil.

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Reading about Japan's first astronaut, who was a chainsmoker and spent most of his mission being violently sick. He died earlier this year, RIP to a real one.

Akiyama was not a trained astronaut, scientist nor engineer. During his time aboard Mir, Akiyama gave live reports each day documenting life aboard the station, but his apparent discomfort led to him being described as the first "antihero in space". He described his struggles such as space sickness and craving for cigarettes. During training, he quit smoking cigarettes, having previously smoked four packs a day. Before liftoff, when asked what he looked forward to most upon his return to Earth, he said "I can't wait to have a smoke". His fellow cosmonauts later reported, in regards to his nausea, that they "hadn't ever seen a man vomit that much."

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 06/09/2026

1. A few of my cousins went there 2. Fuck Liberty ( and fuck Regent too)

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 05/09/2026

That's one of those degenerate 250 card decks. They deserved it.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 04/09/2026

Also born in a dying Appalachian company town. High five?

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 04/09/2026

Of course you're not a bot. You're just a bigoted twat.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 02/09/2026

On your way to the Hustler Shop?

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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.

Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.

The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”

Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.

“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 30/08/2026

Just amend the constitution. nbd

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 30/08/2026

I wonder how pissed are the people in this hotel?

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 29/08/2026

Free Pennywise show on the beach tonight. Free @titus-andronicus.bsky.social show in Philly next week. Supernova the week after that. Endless summer 2026

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 27/08/2026

Carville with the jump scare

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 23/08/2026

Just a weird story about him hanging out with some of the Rolling Stones and then a bad cover of Hot in the City.

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