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Justin Morgan

@justinmorgan.io
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Used to turn wrenches on helicopters for the Navy. Get paid to do computer stuff now. #Appalachian #Tidewater #NAFO

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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 02/10/2026
Apologies for the delay. I was busy this week or else I would have made this sooner.
A smug as fuck Eric Shit who is so proud of his sign that is telling the world that he just shidded his pants.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/09/2026
Went to see a bunch of ska/punk bands but had to settle for two due to storms. Despite that I got to see the Impossibles & Derrick Morgan. Truth be told, we had just as much fun if not more hanging out and sharing beers with a ton of great ppl in the parking lot after we were kicked out for weather.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 12/09/2026
Wrote off seeing The Impossibles 25 years ago lfg
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 09/09/2026
In the spirit of giving and a gift to the fellow reply guys enjoy a "cool Quark" that has been one of the premier emotes in many a slack/teams/discord channels that I frequent and have rights to add stuff to.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 07/09/2026
Chaotic Evil/ Neutral Good / Chaotic Good / Lawful Evil.
FRANK BOOTH from Blue Velvet.Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.Sailor from Wild at Heart.Cliff from Cheers.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 05/09/2026
Getting outta town
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 30/08/2026
I wonder how pissed are the people in this hotel?
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 23/08/2026
I just saw DEVO (laudatory+++)and now we're watching a shirtless Billy Idol sing his song he did with Avril Lavigne...
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 23/08/2026
One of these days I will see Josh Freese drumming for the Vandals. Today is not that day.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/08/2026
You mean this dipshit was not paying attention to the lyrics of his favorite band, Rage Against The Machine? And not putting down his well worn copy of the Fountainhead to read anything on the book list the put in the liner notes?
Paul Ryan being a dipshit.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 10/08/2026
Sunday evening where I should be getting a good night's sleep but it's too nice out just one more drink.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 09/08/2026
Jack Quaid as Lt Beumller(?) performing the Riker maneuver on the display saddle owned by Cpt Pike and his amazing hairdo.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 06/08/2026
Made a meme about Mitch McConnell but it is relevant (yet). But perusing my homebrewed meme folder one I made from a couple of years ago that's evergreen. ifyyk
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 23/07/2026
So it was like this but all farts?
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 20/07/2026
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 07/07/2026
FTFY
Screen shot of OP with all the redundant shit crossed out.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 07/07/2026
Scott Jennings: I spoke with Mitch McConnell today. Mitch:
I turtle puppet.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 07/07/2026
"this is my hole" "it was made for me"
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 04/07/2026
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 03/07/2026
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 03/07/2026
No. Absolutely not. Bullshit.
Feels like 116°
High 97°-Low 79°
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 02/07/2026
Totally impartial coverage bro! Just check out these push notifications from 20234.
Push Notifications from The Guardian and the New York Times during the Biden Administration.

Guardian: US adds 175,000 jobs in April in 40th straight month of gains as unemployment stays below 4% in longest streak since 1953.

NYT: U.S. employers added 175,000 jobs in April,, a downshift in the pace of hiring. The unemployment rate ticked up to 3.9 percent.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 01/07/2026
Back in 2022 Alex Karp put up unlabeled video ads of himself on YouTube blathering about insane tech CEO bullshit. Took me a couple of weeks to figure out who this weirdo was.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 25/06/2026
I usually see satellites a bit later but these look like super bright stars or planets. Moving just a bit faster. Pics are bad but best I can do
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 24/06/2026
🦀 See a crab, post a crab 🦀
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 19/06/2026
A lot of these people in these comments.
The People's Front of Judea (PFJ) is a satirical group depicted in the 1979 film "Life of Brian," created by the comedy troupe Monty Python. They are portrayed as a faction of Jewish resistance against Roman occupation in Judea, characterized by their infighting and absurdity. The PFJ is led by a character named Reg, who is often rude and dismissive towards others, particularly those from rival groups like the Judean People's Fron
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 19/06/2026
lol. lmao even.
Napoleon crowning himself Emperor of France.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 18/06/2026
I'm ignoring all the context about whatever this post is referring too and just sharing the fact that I am looking forward to visiting Vancouver, BC, VA.
A map showing the original 1609 and 1611 Virginia grants that cover almost all of the continental US and Western Canada.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 13/06/2026
Granby Street this could be us. But guess we're gonna let Hampton show us how it's done.
W Queens Way street in Hampton VA. Closed off to cars, people are free to enjoy themselves.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 07/06/2026
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 05/06/2026
"There is the theory of the Moebius. A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop in which there is no escape"
Will Stancil‬
 ‪@whstancil.bsky.social‬
· 9mo
Obviously I hope someone beats Collins and if he does it, great. But a senate seat is a significant thing and I do think there’s more to winning and governing than being a dude with a blue-collar aesthetic using a couple of left-coded buzzwords, to be honest.‪cnm.bsky.social‬
 ‪@cnm.bsky.social‬
· 9mo
Jesus christ, you don't have your finger on the pulse of anything, do you?
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 ‪@marsupial.lol‬
· 7mo
this aged like cat barf
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 03/06/2026
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 03/06/2026
I know right? Look at these cringey losers with their flags.
Mother Jones staning in the middle of a group of striking workers.United States Army General Alexander Hays and his aides riding down the Union Army  lines dragging captured Confederate Army flags behind them.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 30/05/2026
Little known fact: A new law passed in VA this year says if you're seeing Old Crow Medicine show in Richmond if they don't play James River Blues you can throw stuff at them until they do.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 27/05/2026
lol
Some guy named esoteric something, he’s not the really bad guy named esoteric something but he’s also bad. 

He writes: So Twitter sucks.

Then I log into Bluesky and the first post I see under "What's Hot?" is "welcome new users! here are the four key blocklists to immediately install to filter out everyone from Nazis to centrists."

I have no home.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 26/05/2026
People have been saying "so and so is a Nazi" since before the internet existed and you decided to highlight some rando reply guy saying the same stupid thing. All in the defense of your boy below. And you think else is able to speak the plight of the Palestinians except for this asshole?
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 25/05/2026
Almost there... Regrets? Some.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 24/05/2026
Still here.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 24/05/2026
I do
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 24/05/2026
This is some bullshit.
Large metal pot on outdoor burner.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 24/05/2026
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 23/05/2026
Me hearing that some people have opinions on beer.
Dennis Hopper as FRANK BOOTH from David Lynch's film Blue Velvet.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 22/05/2026
Was lucky to somewhat be in the biz and working night's shift when The Late Show with Stephen Colbert first aired. Just remembered I took a picture of our production monitor the on night his show premiered. (that caption is a bit ominous) Looking forward to see what he does next.
Broadcast monitor screen showing the first episode of the The Late Show with stephen colbert.

The closed caption displays "I could do this show forever".
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 20/05/2026
Loaf spotted on the timeline. Was lucky to see them in RVA a few years ago. The Broadberry POLE is sadly just out of frame.
Archers of Loaf at the Broadberry in Richmond Virginia Dec, 2022.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 20/05/2026
This could have been us.
The Tide light rail train.
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Justin Morgan @justinmorgan.io · 15/05/2026
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