Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.sociallukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026People at work keep trying to loop me in but I’m too quick 922722
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.sociallizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 10/07/2026the problem with making my bed is that i then have to lay down on my nice comfy tidy bed 3501
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money 7175551836
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/04/2026raising kids is like watching the “reaping/sowing” tweet happen five times a day 583989175
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water theonion.com/report-every-place-on-… 4969701150
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics 86108581746
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image 1708337775
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school 140233535881
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 26/02/2026feeding my baby an escalating series of spicier foods to train her for her eventual appearance on Hot Ones 2660849
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialmcc @dryad.technology · 04/02/2026Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources 2985901683
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socials. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/01/2026I love it when we all stay up late having fun together in our jammies with our little snacks 284539501
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialBOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 19/01/2026who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters 411207693145
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialMichael Beveridge @tattieboy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026It's beginning to look like all of those guns Americans buy to keep government in check were only ever bought for school shootings. 27592072655
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialBrian @bside.foo · 13/01/2026I can dill even when im in a pickle 2964683
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/01/2026semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out 378268668136
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialVirus.py 💾「❄️🐦⬛」 @bytepaws.gay · 08/01/2026Generative ai users should be shoved into lockers like they're in fucking high school. 655953
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/01/2026"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon. 5133414013
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 31/12/2025if you start Before Sunset right now it will finish at 11:58pm, giving you a couple of minutes to stare at your disgusting reflection in the black TV screen 16130258
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialLindasHadEnough @lindawarner.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I do love your snark. 💙 3109533
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialrefried brains @tastedestroyer.bsky.social · 28/12/2025the worst part about male privilege is that ppl just assume competency give trust to men so easily when like WHYYYY !!!!!!! whyyy do u trust men so easily when history shows that’s like the worst thing u could do 2394612638
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialGreg Bush @gregbush.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Jake Paul coming to the ring to honor Hulk Hogan and then getting his jaw punched into his eyeballs by Anthony Joshua has to be one of the best moments in sports this year. Doubly so because I didn’t spend a dime on it. 1565634512
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025🎶 He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He’s gonna find out if you work for ICE 🎶 9813138
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient. 313238993942
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity. 1432783
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/11/2025This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers 312534513
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialDavis Bickford @davis.social · 07/11/202510/10 take. No notes. 206222175628
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage. 10213560513524
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 27/10/2025Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario 172180373
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialLily Du @lilydu.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I’m only five more years of watching the World Series away from learning all those abbreviations mean 6711
justdoittoem.bsky.social @justdoittoem.bsky.social · 27/10/2025pump this shit directly into my veins 020
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen 1207260305781
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 14/10/2025(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself? 4805164
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialdadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 23/09/2025once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system 6794182194
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2025From the makers of I can’t believe it’s not butter comes I don’t think these are medical professionals and I’m pretty sure this isn’t real life 11731106
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 22/09/2025As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft 9985431523
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Rich people, especially rich people in the media & entertainment industries right this moment: The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.media.tenor.coma rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above itALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it 434654954
justdoittoem.bsky.social @justdoittoem.bsky.social · 18/09/2025incredible alt text. thank you for your service. 020
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 18/09/2025if kimmel is edgy we are so fucked 503339430
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart 42590281252
Reposted by @justdoittoem.bsky.socialwhet moser @whetmoser.com · 11/09/2025if i get killed, you can quote stuff i wrote. that's why i wrote it 154313487
