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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

culturally, all of gen x grew up to be pat smear lighting up a cigarette while krist novoselic prattles on about authenticity at the mtv video music awards on cbs.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

watching a scene in the americans where they dig up a coffin, and u guys... i just can't unforget that my dad was a grave digger for 6 days when he was a teenager because an older coffin slid into his dig during a storm, and the way he described the casket seam as "bubbling" when it cracked open

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

fall hump! fest was only ok. loved vagina paddle pool, excessive strip tease and quebecois noah's ark shorts. tired of bisexual lighting iphone cam and strangely ubiquitous "someone from berlin submits medical kink" shorts. favorite kink piece as always is something i'm not into and can barely watch

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

having a cat is like ohhhh my sweet baby stinky angel i love you more than all the stars in the sky you’re perfect you’re the best thing to ever happen to me please stop shitting under my bed 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

also I have to break up with my therapist bc she didn’t like widows bay. girl how are you supposed to manage my mental health crises if you don’t get Patricia

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the weirdest part of long term living in close range of a major international airport and air force base and Boeing field has been regularly seeing planes since trump took office and thinking “plane isn’t supposed to be flying there”

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

enneagram but it’s just hot sauce (I’m cholula with a tapatio wing)

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

WE ARE ALL CITIZENS OF PATRICIA NATION HERE AT THE EMMYS

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

once again back at the office coffee shop where every barista is clearly on some kind of HRT and realizing half of them also have day collars on and am starting to wonder if the entire staff is in a polycule

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the character of daniel molloy has me entirely convinced that anthony bourdain just unwittingly became a vampire and someone wrote a show about it

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

just started watching Interview with the Vampire. you guys heard about this show??? pretty good

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

realest sign of the times being my most comforting form of media is 90s recordings of Iron Chef on Food Network with the ads

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i hate going to the vet but i love the schedule notifications. oh scrambles has an appointment???? because he's a little person??? because he's a little man who needs an appointment??? scrambles???

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I DO think it’s funny I bump into NHL players whenever I come home from Montreal. Last time was Burkie, this time was one of our D-Men showing up for pre-season. 6’9” and he brought his acoustic guitar I’m so soft

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

accomplished horniest movie date night run ever, which is: volcano (1997), dante’s peak (1997), twister (1996), twisters (2024)

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

as long as we're making a big fictional meal out of a small nonfictional chapter for a biopic, Tony (2026) would have been better if they had made Anthony Bourdain's origin story working one summer at a haunted crabshake on Widow's Bay

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I did not stop drinking Bloody Caesars and head to my gate at 8AM for this on my birthday!!!!!!

Text notification that reads: Your flight AC304 to Montreal is delayed because we need to complete scheduled aircraft maintenance. It will now depart at 09:40. We apologize and are working to get you on your way.

To check your trip status, or to learn more about your rights when there's a disruption, visit flyac.ca/4qdjmeii

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Sunil Agnihotri @sunilagni.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Amazing.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

ok but the most important Ludwig Göransson soundtrack is "greendale is where i belong" and i will die on this hill

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

the Gilmore Girls reboot would have been good if Stars Hollow suddenly had a Widow’s Bay curse

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Widow's Bay asking and answering the important question (would you kill and/or die for a basic white girl named Patricia) (yes)

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six @fourtwo-ohsix.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

“Verify your age” I had a Livejournal

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

showed up to the pride block party early to read fic and drink vodka tonics in the shade away from the stage with my fellow geriatric faggots

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell and he told me he's banning straight marriage in kentucky

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

being a bisexual man means for every hour of sex i've had with a man i also watch an hour of history channel programming

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

every day they’ve closed a new street in my neighborhood for construction but they aren’t opening any back up. theyre trying to skinamarink me

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

the thing is: Human Pretzel in the most recent jackass movie IS in the upper echelon of grossest jackass bits SADLY 4 ME i just survived 4 traumatic days in the hospital from butthole surgery complications, so i have to live with the knowledge i could beat them all. i would win human pretzel.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

All Tacoma parks are essentially the French catacombs. Huge. Elaborate. Haunted. You can and will get lost. You are in the heart of a city and there is no sign of city. There is hidden treasure. You will casually sometimes run into a secret society doing something harmless but wildly illegal.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I know in my heart another team had him designed in a lab to ensorcel and distract sid

Screenshot of instagram post on first round draft pick Liam Ruck that says “role model: Nathan MacKinnon” and “favorite food: peanut butter”

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

happy 70 Tony, I would drink a Negroni in your memory but they are fucking gross 💚 miss you every day

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Lyft should have a setting where you don’t get drivers with a specific kind of car (Tesla)

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

finally home alone for the first time in 3 weeks after getting surgery, time to watch a spooky ghost movie that will have zero impact on me falling asleep in an empty apartment tonight

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

oh they got hot guys showing off the showcase items on price is right now???? time 2 extend my medical leave

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

so you'll answer this question but when **i** drunk e-mail you several years ago asking for your analysis on tom delonge from blink-182--

youtube screenshot of a professional accent specialist answering question "is there a lesbian accent"

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

at parents' house for hospital recovery and accidentally time traveled to 2002 by turning on bauhaus in my old basement bedroom

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

my iv and catheter were removed and i’m feeling real Harrison Bergeron around it

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

days like this i miss peak hockey twitter the most because i need to see what kind of exquisite mess the carolina hurricanes have found themselves in

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

hell YES you hand that cup off to freddie anderson first

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

more and more i'm thinking this carolina-vegas series is part of john tortorella's long con to deeply humiliate carter hart, which is so brave and sexy of him

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

you got mamdani and a knicks win in 2026…… real selfish behavior coming out of new york

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I DID get discharged today despite the lynchian horrors that happened inside, outside, and in the immediate vicinity of my butthole between the hours of 3AM and 7Am this morning

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

the coach for the spurs always looks like a guy who just rear ended you in traffic and is asking “why did you let me do that”

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

the daytime crew keeps thinking I want to be discharged because they don’t see me turn into a gremlin at midnight

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

third time in the hospital in 7 days. send good recs and good vibes

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Now HERE'S a guy who knows how to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

ngl I’m getting a hemorrhoidectomy on Wednesday and: 1. am terrified of the recovery process 2. did think “this would probably be easier if I was an omega”

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