Reposted by julianae @aelkus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Anxiety: what if you're not good enough Depression: everyone hates you Figma: Your Figma Agent is Ready to Build! 0453
Reposted by julianpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124642658
Reposted by julianmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends 71015168
julian @juliangraham.me · 25/09/2026Watching a British genealogy show DIANE MORGAN, ON A BUS: A went to a séance in that buildin. (Pause) No one cam through 011
julian @juliangraham.me · 18/09/2026www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...mcsweeneys.netWe Must Create the Shit Machine“For as long as humans have created SHIT with our BODIES AND BUTTS, we have been asking this FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION: What if there were a COMPUTER that could A... 000
julian @juliangraham.me · 17/09/2026once again i am In Trouble for something i did with a Cool Bug 010
Reposted by julianCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Pills and drug? Kills the bug. Sleep at night? Rester's delight. Health and safety? Help you greatly. 5414
julian @juliangraham.me · 12/09/2026Cubital nerve more like Cute little nerve I love that Lil guy 010
julian @juliangraham.me · 03/09/2026Feeling like Dan Dority after he killed Captain Turner cuz I mashed up a mouse-sized roach in the middle of the night last night 100
Reposted by julianNina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The Girl With the Dagon Tattoo 011
Reposted by julianvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 09/08/2026slime world, print ad, lynx (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/17206/t... 211928
julian @juliangraham.me · 09/08/2026Getting booched to the gills and streaming an actual play campaign 000
Reposted by julianDaniel @escargotpro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Cea Weaver is a person who has thanklessly dedicated her entire adult life to making sure hard working people have quality housing to call a home and Bill Maher is a guy who had to apologize to Ice Cube for calling Ben Sasse the n word 0131
Reposted by julianIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/07/2026If you're worried about communists infiltrating the United States, I have good news for you: we are going to put you in a special zoo and keep you there 862671
Reposted by julianDiana Moreno @dianaforqueens.com · 20/07/2026BREAKING: Following the killings of two innocent immigrant fathers, I co-authored a letter with @juliasalazar.bsky.social and @cmshahanahanif.bsky.social and signed by 100+ NYS elected officials calling on Schumer, Jeffries, and all congressional Democrats to demand the abolition of ICE. 🧵 1/6 28441
Reposted by julianchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 252192133781
Reposted by julianCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/07/2026it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao 3354891069
Reposted by julianceej @ceej.online · 09/07/2026being in the DSA is fun because you get to spend most of your time helping people with social anxiety canvass for democratic school board candidates and then go online to see people with blue wave emojis in their bios compare you to pol pot 807806993
julian @juliangraham.me · 05/07/2026In the cartoons I watched growing up pranksters were always giving someone a "hot foot." Don't see that too much in Real Life 000
julian @juliangraham.me · 03/07/2026Heatwave thought: really hate the sensation of picking up a household object and finding it to be warm 110
Reposted by julian(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Bro, did you make this turd? Bro! This turd is exquisite! 0131
julian @juliangraham.me · 01/07/2026Batters should have to like wave or say hi to the pitcher when they step up to the plate. Be nice 000
Reposted by julianrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 27/06/2026climbing in to the tube: "congratulations" "its right for you to enter" "imagine what one might experience in a tube" "i'm envious i've no tube" climbing out of the tube: "you ought remain in the tube" "go back" "we think you belong inside" "go back" "go back and stay" "we will use force" 213129
Reposted by julianTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180875569
Reposted by julianJW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Some very smart observations from the very smart Michael Kinnucan in this week’s New York City primaries. (thread, all quotes from him) 6445132
julian @juliangraham.me · 24/06/2026Time for the sober analysis of last night's results and how they impact the rankings of my "lucky t-shirts" 010
Reposted by julianDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Like many people who have worked in politics for decades, I am baffled and upset to see candidates who say they are going to try to make things better defeating candidates who say they are trying to make it more or less like it was in the years before things tipped over into Oaf-Style Fascism. 595440748
Reposted by julianDaniel @escargotpro.bsky.social · 15/06/2026dsa.nyc/votedsa.nycVote DSA — Find your poll site and DSA-endorsed candidatesEnter your NYC address to see your poll site and the NYC-DSA-endorsed candidates on your June 2026 primary ballot. 095
Reposted by julianfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 06/06/2026he just pooped out an ENTIRE basketball! directly into the net! 1151
Reposted by juliankourge the jafnhár 🏳️🌈 @kourge.net · 12/05/2026enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences 302577664
Reposted by julianMichael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge. 243922709
Reposted by julianACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Air to Ground Message: ID LOVE TO GET BURNS THANKS Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a831c0fcb1a F: #f9856514ebb 021
Reposted by juliankat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit 5185741941
![That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.
I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.
That’s great advice for life.
It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvbszlkc7d75ixkid5g2zmw7/bafkreiar4z6n6pfk7wob2gznv6l6euw7ltxbetgto5drfd4wqzjalldp5m)
