Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Tired: tip of the iceberg Wired: nub of the fire hydrant 010
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026These Millennials and their heckin’ neutrinos 010
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026FaceTiming Ellie the Elephant to declare her head of the Brooklyn Democrats 020
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Judges only type in all caps when they are in extreme distress, etc. 2166
Reposted by Nina IppolitoPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952513665
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Are there any jumping spiders in the spiderverse? Like you get bitten and then you need to dress in sequins and do little jazz hands over your head from time to time.static.klipy.comPeacock Spider Mating DanceAlt: An animated .gif of a peacock spider doing a mating dance. It’s waiving its little arms as it scuttles back and forth on a branch and its shiny blue and red abdomen is sticking up. 020
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Class action settlement terms are also increasingly ridiculous, like: Trade Offer -Our law firm gets $7.7 million for arranging this settlement. -You get your data stolen, are paid $5, and relinquish the right to complain about it ever again. 120
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All these manhole mysteries and still no ninja turtles 😔 000
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s pretty frustrating to see conversations about AI as a cure for drudgery led by men who probably already get to avoid the most quotidian tasks in their workplace. So what are we taking about? The drudgery of repetition? Attention? Accuracy? Human interaction? 130
Reposted by Nina IppolitoKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/09/2026honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or carearstechnica.comUnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit allegesFor the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug. 7944651582
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026youtu.beAdriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973YouTube video by Rai 001
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Borough Park, you say? What park? Where is this park? 011
Reposted by Nina IppolitoMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22. 392793502
Reposted by Nina IppolitoChance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4645471568
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 21/08/2026[Voiceover] Our customers told us to bring back bullying and we listened. Today, we’re pleased to announce 010
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026NYC Dem Establishment: Progressives don’t know what they’re doing and can’t be trusted! Also the Dem Establishment: [shambling around under a tablecloth to avoid an interview] hellgatenyc.com/bkdems-2026-... 030
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I fell into a rabbit hole reading about the family dynasty behind Taylor Farms. The diarrhea parasites may have been imported from Mexico, but the family’s story is nothing if not American. It involves lettuce, land, labor movements, lawsuits, feuds, and innovative uses of plastic. A thread: 120
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Does anyone know why Collect Pond Park is full of datura? I guess it fits the cursed toxic swamp vibes? 000
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 20/07/2026100% agree. Also it should be a Muppet movie in which he’s the only human 010
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Missed the halftime show. Did it explain what “NYNJ” is? 000
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Maybe Frank Seddio can finally wander off and sink into whatever hole that other guy’s $2 million disappeared into 020
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Has anyone done a bit where someone travels to a foreign land and rhapsodizes about how the place is bathed in golden light only to find out it’s air pollution? 000
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I hope folks near the Great Lakes are hanging in there. The air quality numbers are insane. 030
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 13/07/2026If the US doesn’t want to be bothered by the ICC it should avoid committing war crimes and crimes against humanity in the countries where the court has jurisdiction. Don’t want Americans imprisoned thousands of miles away? Stop sending them to do horrific shit thousands of miles away. Simple. 031
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is going to be like the purge but for sensible early dinner reservations 030
Reposted by Nina IppolitoMaj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026I have never seen this many people struggle to come to terms with backing the wrong horse & I worked at an OTB on Staten Island from freshman year to graduation from college. 46415
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It gets worse. DSA may even have a group chat where people talk shit about the people in the group chat that talks shit about the group chat. 040
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Cheating and still losing. Feels about right. 010
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It’s almost as if it’s better to nominate someone who’s vaguely normal and exhibits good judgment than a guy who fulfills some kind of fantastical macho stereotype about the white working class. 000
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Brits and Europeans: if you want to ask Americans complaining about the weather why they don’t just use air conditioning, now’s your chance 000
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Voilà le pape d'Avignon, L’on y tance, l’on y tance. Voilà le pape d'Avignon, L’on y tance, tous en rond. 000
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Protect the dolls? No. Unleash the dolls. Unleash them and let slip the dolls of war. 010
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I wonder how public services shape people’s feelings about government. I might feel differently if I lived in a city that privatized everything and occasionally patched potholes. But I get to live in a place has government-funded pools, schools, transit, housing, parks, hospitals, libraries, etc. 100
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 25/06/2026@oldenoughtosay.com At the risk of adding to the air con fracas: do you know if the UK considering any climate-related changes to water treatment? My UK colleagues hated US tap water for tasting like chlorine, but it kind of has to because it is warm here, and Legionnaires’, and brain amoebas. 100
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is an especially wild thing to say in the wake of NYC’s primaries. NYC’s Democratic machines weren’t known for turning out volunteers but for backroom deals and uncontested elections. All that door knocking and mobilization is being led by progressive orgs, not by the party. 020
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’m glad that Lander won, even though that means I’ll be complaining about him regularly for the next two years. 020
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I bet anyone who has ever taken someone else to Bangladesh is feeling pretty smug right now 000
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Not a huge fan of that Taylor Swift song, but what if: “II got a hundred guns a hundred clips, We’ve been waiting for you! I got a semi-automatic that spits. We’ve been waiting for you!”, etc. 000
Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Yesterday, a guy sitting across from me on the train kept pulling shoes out of his backpack and putting socks over them. If the shoe already had a sock on? He added another. I will be thinking about this for the next six months. 020
Reposted by Nina Ippolito#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Bert is running around Sesame Street with his shirt off and he was about to kick Oscars can until Oscar said, "Aht!" And he thought better of it. Cookie Monster just ate a stop sign. 121426
Reposted by Nina IppolitoChi-Chi's Mexican Restaurant @mexicanrestaurant.bsky.social · 14/06/2026My entire feed is people from all across the country suggesting someone named James Dolan to "eat shit and die" more or less and I think that's an America worth fighting for 82014255
