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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈

@kourge.net
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burnt out eng; texan transplanted in WA then CA; English/中文/🇫🇷/🇯🇵; learning 한국어, ייִדיש, español

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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 29/09/2026
Spanish autistic Covid conscious lesbians requesting a drink from a friend could potentially be: Basque masked mascs masking to ask for a flask
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 29/09/2026
we had this before the invention of memes but it’s called “four-character idioms” in chinese
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 28/09/2026
when you’ve literally never used a fridge in your life and then start wondering why all the unsealed stuff keeps dehydrating
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 25/09/2026
when i said this two weeks ago i had no idea that it was gonna get dethroned by greenfield massachusetts lesbian bar controversy
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 25/09/2026
my exception to this is alan wake’s obsession with coffee, which is an outlet for sam lake’s own love for coffee. i will never get tired of coffee world; don’t hate, percolate!
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 24/09/2026
"greenfield massachusetts lesbian bar controversy" is my new "shredded cheese fajita sad wife"
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 22/09/2026
Genuinely baffled. Like wtf are we doing here? Where was all this money for other distros? What you gotta have a racist run it and then slap on AI for a bunch of dotfiles to get the cash?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bit weird given the play is written in early modern English but I'd pay to hear Ēalā Rōmēo, Rōmēo, for hwȳ eart þū Rōmēo? Wiðsace þīnum fæder and forsac þīnne naman; oþþe, gif þū nelt, swere mē þæt þū mīn lēofa sīe, and ne bēo iċ nā lenġ Capulēting.
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Savannah Ostrowski @savannah.dev · 22/09/2026
my husband just interrupted putting dishes away because he wanted to show me something called a “jj megamerge”. i’m scared i’m losing my husband to jj.
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 21/09/2026
they say when you embark on a journey to revenge, dig two graves. that way if the first grave turns out too small you can put the extra parts in the second one
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 21/09/2026
unvaulting content is not a strong enough apology for me. release the dating sim prototype now, bungie
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Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pumping my dead game full of dark ether while looking back at my player base with a really sorry look on my face
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 21/09/2026
程式用 React 改寫成網站,網站用 Swift 移植成應用程式,應用程式添加成就、變成遊戲,遊戲灌滿數值成為試算表,至於試算表嘛,外掛自動化,成為程式。
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nat alison @tesseralis.site · 10/09/2026
the Programs are rewritten in React and becoming Websites. the Websites are ported over to Swift and becoming Apps. the Apps are adding achievements and becoming Games. the Games are filled with numbers and becoming Spreadsheets. and the Spreadsheets? they're adding automation and becoming Programs.
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 21/09/2026
> Remember this? It came out in 2021. No? Point proven. i GUFFAWED at this bc the exact same shit happened when i hit up wikipedia for the 2026 movie’s running time. tfym this was the “second reboot”? [clicks link] wait this was NOT the same as the netflix series that name dropped nyaatorrent?
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 21/09/2026
destiny is not simply a game with content. for bungie to rebuild player trust, this also means bringing back many artists and devs. among the various feelings of betrayal, few outranked watching management cast aside the souls that lived and breathed destiny into being
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 21/09/2026
apart from the known standard model of novels, novellas, and novellettes, we are yet to find evidence of the hypothesized novelino, noveletto, noveluccio, noveluzzo, or noveluolo. a great deal of work remains to be done
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 21/09/2026
first he's working at lumon and then at umbrella corp, my dude truly cannot catch a break
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 20/09/2026
legit had to ask “do you know who sunny balwani is? let’s start there” to a friend seeking context i’m and glad that this is how she found out. there are worse ways to find out “this is our year we can never forget this tiger”
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 20/09/2026
huge fan of cregger’s Resident Evil packing 90 minutes of action (tentacle zombies) comedy (being bad at shooting a gun and getting defeated by padlocks) and horror (living in colorado)
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 19/09/2026
control resonant will be out just in time for gay halloween. what do you mean you’re going as the cunty dancer resonant
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Gordon Little @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 18/09/2026
just tried to yank a usb-c cable crazy style, like it’s magsafe 😳
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 17/09/2026
nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, e d'ogne ben il prezzo era salito
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Drews Clues @andrewsilver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cartastrophe or mapocalypse. Cartastrophe takes it
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André Arko @indirect.io · 16/09/2026
Me sewing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me seam ripping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 15/09/2026
Convert To Subtask is Jira's version of the windows 3.1 era Add Font dialog that you can still find in windows 10
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 14/09/2026
screw it. i'm increasing my cursor / pointer size by another notch. yeah i'm getting old idgaf
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 14/09/2026
literally my life rn
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 14/09/2026
her gesture for “no it isn’t conscious until after” goes crazy
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 12/09/2026
[blowing on my Enter key like a superstitious gambler] c'mon... c'mon..!! yes!!!! JACKPOT!!! an ssh public key data with the word "gay" in it
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 12/09/2026
nobody: hiss: [hiss] jesse faden: [speedruns a ritual of binding]
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 11/09/2026
are you a "self-organized criticality of the synthoneural terminus" kind or warlock or are you a "no one knows what that means, asher" kind of warlock
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 10/09/2026
why y’all doing free PR for xicoia?? embarrassing
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 10/09/2026
getting hyped up about control resonant every day but especially looking forward to ahti, played by martti suosalo, whose beautiful song sankarin tango wakes me up every morning
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André Arko @indirect.io · 09/09/2026
I just had my mind completely blown when I learned you can in fact export passkeys from 1Password to Apple Passwords! but only if you do it on your phone. @rmondello.com is the best everybody rmondello.com/2026/09/07/swi…
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Switching Password Managers in 2026
Important Note: Although I work at Apple in the password management and app/website authentication spaces, in this post I am speaking only for myself, personally. There is no “news” in this post or any kind of “inside scoop”. Please do share this post, but if I see “Apple’s Ricky Mondello” anywhere…
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 09/09/2026
wanna feel old? shredded cheese fajita sad wife was ten years ago
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 06/09/2026
swedish is already in 3026 with a word for boypile
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/b%C3%B6gh%C3%B6g
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 03/09/2026
someone asked Wile E Coyote about this happening, and how it made him feel in the AMA he did, and he replied with this:
Wile E Coyote holding up a sign saying "We cannot judge our worth on the work of others"
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 31/08/2026
hi this is to make you aware that I've just coined "lolp" it's like welp but for lol okay carry on
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 30/08/2026
coyote vs acme was great. nothing made me laugh like seeing a character casually grab a can of acme canned lion, open it, and chuck it behind
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 30/08/2026
Recently it was “oh no DEI.” Five years ago they were obsessed with willfully misunderstanding Critical Race Theory and using it as a catch-all for giving a shit. Ten years ago it was just Diverse. Ten years before that it was Political Correctness.
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 27/08/2026
wow tonari no yokai-san really just lets middle schoolers drop bomb-ass lines like this one
A still from the animated TV show “My Neighbor Yokai” (“Tonari no Yōkai-san”). A cat is conversing with another character, who says:
You can’t make a job of something just by liking it.
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 26/08/2026
i love @blockedforthispost.bsky.social because each disembodied post's reply section automatically turns into a space for subtweeting the mfer who originally wrote it
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 25/08/2026
"mad is the sword who severed tomorrow" is actually about sony
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 24/08/2026
the way Otai’s dad always misremembers his name as a different name that rhymes with his name is such a good bit in Jaadugar
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 23/08/2026
one of the best kuchiki rukia gags is you think she talks weird and archaic bc she’s from soul society, and then we get to see soul society and they mostly just talk Normal
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 22/08/2026
they are playing a track from the bleach ost at the swan’s market in oakland
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