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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 3h
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Top left panel: Julian Bashir and Garak are together in the cockpit of a runabout. Bashir turns to Garak and says, "I must admit I'm getting rather excited for the spooky season!"

Top right panel: Garak looks up from his panel in confusion and asks, "The 'spooky' season?"

Middle left panel: Bashir fully turns in his seat to face Garak as he answers, "Well, it's an old Earth tradition where we sort of celebrate things that scare us."

Middle right panel: Garak gives the doctor a reproving sort of look and says, "What a bizarre concept."

Bottom left panel: Bashir adds as an addendum, "Though, mainly it's just an excuse for people to get together and dress slutty."

Bottom right panel: Suddenly, Garak's face lights up with wonder and he says, "You have piqued my interest."
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Jeff Goldsmith @yogoldsmith.bsky.social · 3h
John Carpenter (@TheHorrorMast) on They Live @AcademyMuseum : It’s about Yuppies The KKK, the white arian resistance, started the rumor that it was about Jews. And they asked me, was it about Jewish people taking over? I couldn't believe it. And I'm like these assholes. How dare you! Fuck you!
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phil @philjamesson.com · 5h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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6bg @6bghateaccount.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 6h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 7h
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Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
8:33 AM • Jun 9, 2025
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
live your life in such a way that you dont have to hide your company's swag
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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maud @peloriemate.net · 27/09/2026
its funnier if you know she's committing bank fraud in this screenshot
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jpost.bsky.social @jpost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm almost a year on full-time linux desktop. Generally love it and everything just works, especially video games with Steam But every now and then something goes wrong/weird in a way that requires intense searching, poking, and praying to solve So not something I would put on my family's laptops
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 18/12/2024
I'm about to rebrand all my cron jobs to AI agents and raise a $100,000,000 seed round.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
thank you, Bluesky, for being my pumpkin full of frozen raw meat in my enclosure
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Eric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since Elon Musk seems to hate this documentary about him from one of my favorite non-fiction filmmakers, Alex Gibney, figured it was my duty to spread a link to the trailer so you can see it for yourself. ENJOY: loom.ly/oA2_-p8
youtu.be
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
Musk
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I grew up expecting that 2026 would be grimdark cyberpunk, but I never had the audacity to imagine that the future would be this stupid: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/u...
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It’s Raining Boxes: Amazon Drones Overwhelm a Texas Suburb
In Richardson, a fleet of drones has started to deliver goods quickly. But the noise is drowning out life for some residents: ‘We can’t live like this.’
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Btw, here's "Luceros y Penumbras", the largest pop-up book ever created, currently on view at the Los Angeles Central Library. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-T-...
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS?
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
zerg rush. zerg rush. *shakes head* never zerg take your time. zerg you worth it.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meme: "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
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It’s Olive Time @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
comic from 2019 that either aged really well or really poorly, depending on your sense of humor
Mimi looks excited. 
MIMI: C'MON, RAE! LET'S LIVE A LITTLE! WE'RE IN OUR ROARING 20'S AFTER ALL!

Rae looks worried.
RAE: DOES THAT MEAN WE'LL BE HIT WITH A GREAT DEPRESSION NEXT?
MIMI: RAE, NO
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 03/04/2025
My favourite thing in this genre is the DVDs from the original Dead Rising, which until about a year ago were somehow completely undocumented online
Low res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Pulsating Garbage" depicting a disembodied eye above a garbage bag with a pair of crows silhouetted in the foregroundLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "My Dog, The President". A golden retriever wearing glasses and a suit with a red bowtie stands at a lectern in front of an american flagLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Laser Baron of Jupiter". A dorky guy in a weird ruffled pleather-looking jacket stands in front of Jupiter, wielding a bright purple ray gun in each handLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "I Married My Own Pants!". A sad looking blonde man cradles his head in one hand. Behind him, a pair of disembodied sweatpants
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Coulahan @eastenddad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes McSweeney's hits so hard I think they should rename it FuckSweeney's.
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
sammatey.substack.com
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i wonder if the people at flock see the irony in this.
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Nicole @cyn-cedilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the other people in the grocery store with you are simultaneously comrades and enemy combatants
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New: I wrote about the “privacy safeguards” that tech companies are putting on pervert glasses and other consumer surveillance devices, to obscure the fact that these devices violate consent by design My latest in @theverge.com (Gift Link) ⬇️ bit.ly/4dUwffE
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Everything is spying on you and there’s no opting out
A new wave of AI-enhanced consumer creep-tech disregards the privacy of everyone but the wearer. The people have had enough.
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CRSerenity2132 @crserenity2132.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As @johnrogers.bsky.social regularly says: "Because the companies. DO NOT. Play by the Rules. Visibly. Repeatedly. Pathologically."
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What all #Meta product announcements look like to me by now. #charm #muse
Fake Bloomberg post:
Meta Harm

Meta Debuts a Device that Liquidates your Internal Organs to Provide
a Sustainable Source of Protein for Mark Zuckerberg's Pet Salamander.

Meta Platforms Inc. just unveiled its new gadget, which is already proving popular among 
AI fans who are keen to relinquish not only all their human rights but also their lives...
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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William in Nevada 🍎🌅🌰🐿️🌻༄˖°.🍃.ೃ࿔*:・ @william-in-nv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For those of you who still celebrate the old ways...
A woman is being carried on a throne by four other women there are two women in front playing a flute and spreading flower petals. One woman has a light jacket up on a pole. The words above say ceremony welcoming light jacket season.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As someone said in my mentions, we already have a perfect tagline for the Civilian Conservation Corps 2.0: "Touch grass"
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Truly this thread is the best absurdist thriller novel I have read this year
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Tor Books @torbooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lick the sword. You know you want to.
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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
periodic reminder that analog appliances are now a luxury good but it is absolutely worth the extra $1500 to never ever have to think about a software update taking out your kitchen
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We wrote this 18 damn years ago.
A script from episode 102 of Leverage with the dialogue for defense contractor Dufort:”You know the great thing about Congressmen? Fifty, a hundred  grand well spent will get one elected.Once they’re in, they have an incumbency rate of over ninety-five percent. You get, on the average, eighteen to twenty years of use out of one. (beat) In these uncertain times, buying a United States Congressman is one of the best investments a corporation can make.”
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MaxMakesMagic @maxmakesmagic.com · 22/09/2026
thats_how_the_game_works.dec
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Mannie T'Chawi … (the “T” is silent) @mannietchawi.com · 23/09/2026
This story is a great example of when @prisonculture.bsky.social speaks on picking something to focus on, organize around it, and keep at it! You don’t have to do it all, but what you do, could make all the difference.
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Aaron Wherry @aaronwherry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Making it impossible for anyone outside Canada to know what time it is here is an important part of reinforcing Canadian sovereignty. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 22/09/2026
This is the country that four decades of "personal responsibility" politics have wrought.
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