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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 4h

there is a guy on my train having a loud phone argument with what sounds like a partner about potential infidelity and he keeps yelling, "HOW AM I LYING?"

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 6h

Actually it was Uncle Ben, not Spider Man himself

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 8h

y’all have spent weeks and months debating the dumbest fucking freshman bong-rip shit and engaging with All The Lore the least-fuckable group of swingers on earth ffs. it’s really not interesting beyond “politicians need to not listen to any of these people and should probably eradicate them”

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11h

sure. he has retrofitted a model of artificial intelligence which is mathematically impossible in order to speak about artificial intelligence which actually exists, then used a metaphysics which is so insane that it is virtually impossible to explain to another person to predict doom.

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 9h

Showed up at the deli to pick up my sandwich only to realize I hadn't actually submitted my order but I'm enough of a regular that they fast tracked my sandwich and gave me free fries 😭

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

liberty biberty was humanely put down after mauling his handler

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Man, Laika is going HARD on the "no AI was used" marketing for Wildwood, huh

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every thinkpiece about how to fix college is just a galaxy-brained attempt to avoid the one solution that everyone agrees on, which is to fund college.

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Ethan Hein @ethanhein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The music that suits my personal emotional needs the best was made by Duke Ellington in 1938 without his knowing or caring anything about me or my needs whatsoever

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026

someone should do an 'OJ: Made in America' style documentary about the 2000 election, bc NOBODY remembers how completely insane it was

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Boston friends should do this and also invite me

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone

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Paul J Davies @pauljdavies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I feel like this projection ought to be getting a bit more attention>> The global AI industry needs to earn $6 trillion in annual revenue by 2031 to justify the capital being deployed to build data centers around the world, according to a Bain report www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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AI Faces $6 Trillion Test to Justify Data Centers, Bain Says

The global AI industry needs to earn $6 trillion in annual revenue by 2031 to justify the capital being deployed to build data centers around the world, Bain & Co. said.

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

someone in the NY Dems thought they were being sooooooooooo clever bringing in a real puppeteer to do a "Bruce Blakeman is a MAGA puppet" attack ad

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

she got distracted chewing on her foot and just stayed like this

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was finally convinced to read Dungeon Crawler Carl and my asshole friends lied straight to my face about it being written in third person, this is such a betrayal

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the sheer volume of GoFundMe grift on this site is honestly kind of impressive at this point

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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

mobile ordering at the airport Starbucks should be illegal

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Savanna Stone, a 21-year-old self-proclaimed marriage expert” lol

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jenny breadful @fordtippex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Its only attempted murder if they actually almost die, otherwise its just sparkling intention"

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I do want to know how much money they gave the attorney that they think their brother should be allowed to try to kill him a little. what does the retainer look like on that

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026

really hope that the message people take away from all the EA sex parties stuff is "don't import inherently coercive real life employer/employee or mentor/mentee dynamics into your edgeplay kink spaces" and not "THEY DO THE IMMORAL KIND OF SEX DISGUSTING"

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“cyberpunk is characterized by the juxtaposition of high technology and” wrong. cyberpunk is when the side of a building is TV

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On the plus side, I've been bitching about having extra PTO to burn. On the downside, I don't think I'm making my 6pm dinner in the city tomorrow with my friends randomly in town for a conference

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

update: plz send recommendations for late night Grubhub options in the general vicinity of Reagan airport

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I had a tight connection DC to begin with and now my flight's delayed such that I'll be landing at 9:40 for a 10pm departure. There's no way I make it home tonight, right?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026

wherever we end up with those tools, there will absolutely be art that plays on the visuals of AI slop. there already is, frankly. that's inevitable, that's how humans are wired to respond to art, and treating it the same as the AI art itself will be a catastrophic and out of touch misread

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable

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Christopher Coffman 🌹 @coffmanesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

clipping my toe nails at the job interview

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Property Brothers in Christ

Those who attend the introductory courses are then presented with a pamphlet that includes several options, all upwards of $10,000, with some reaching as high as $50,000, *to receive what is framed as mentorship and coaching on how to succeed in the stock market or flipping real estate.* Central to Life Surge’s message is that achieving financial success can help advance the mission of Christianity.

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 25/09/2026

showing up to a job interview with a beverage carrier of four iced coffees, which i do not offer to share

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026

started listening to the audiobook of The Making of the Atomic Bomb by richard rhodes on my walks and came across the Death Machine passage this morning. still hits like a hammer 15 years after I first read it. my GOAT will never be washed

“The machine gun mechanized war. Artillery and gas mechanized war. They were the hardware of the war, the tools. But they were only proximately the mechanism of the slaughter. The ultimate mechanism was a method of organization—anachronistically speaking, a software package.376 “The basic lever,” the writer Gil Elliot comments, “was the conscription law, which made vast numbers of men available for military service.377 The civil machinery which ensured the carrying out of this law, and the military organization which turned numbers of men into battalions and divisions, were each founded on a bureaucracy. The production of resources, in particular guns and ammunition, was a matter for civil organization. The movement of men and resources to the front, and the trench system of defence, were military concerns.” Each interlocking system was logical in itself and each system could be rationalized by those who worked it and moved through it. Thus, Elliot demonstrates, “It is reasonable to obey the law, it is good to organize well, it is ingenious to devise guns of high technical capacity, it is sensible to shelter human beings against massive firepower by putting them in protective trenches.”

“What was the purpose of this complex organization? Officially it was supposed to save civilization, protect the rights of small democracies, demonstrate the superiority of Teutonic culture, beat the dirty Hun, beat the arrogant British, what have you. But the men caught in the middle came to glimpse a darker truth. “The War had become undisguisedly mechanical and inhuman,” Siegfried Sassoon allows a fictional infantry officer to see. “What in earlier days had been drafts of volunteers were now droves of victims.”378 Men on every front independently discovered their victimization. Awareness intensified as the war dragged”

“on. In Russia it exploded in revolution. In Germany it motivated desertions and surrenders. Among the French it led to mutinies in the front lines. Among the British it fostered malingering.Whatever its ostensible purpose, the end result of the complex organization that was the efficient software of the Great War was the manufacture of corpses. This essentially industrial operation was fantasized by the generals as a “strategy of attrition.” The British tried to kill Germans, the Germans tried to kill British and French and so on, a “strategy” so familiar by now that it almost sounds normal. It was not normal in Europe before 1914 and no one in authority expected it to evolve, despite the pioneering lessons of the American Civil War. Once the trenches were in place, the long grave already dug (John Masefield’s bitterly ironic phrase), then the war stalemated and death-making overwhelmed any rational response.379 “The war machine,” concludes Elliot, “rooted in law, organization, production,”

“movement, science, technical ingenuity, with its product of six thousand deaths a day over a period of 1,500 days, was the permanent and realistic factor, impervious to fantasy, only slightly altered by human variation.”380No human institution, Elliot stresses, was sufficiently strong to resist the death machine.381 A new mechanism, the tank, ended the stalemate. An old mechanism, the blockade, choked off the German supply of food and matériel. The increasing rebelliousness of the foot soldiers threatened the security of the bureaucrats. Or the death machine worked too well, as against France, and began to run out of raw material. The Yanks came over with their sleeves rolled up, an untrenched continent behind them where the trees were not hung with entrails. The war putrified to a close.But the death machine had only sampled a vast new source of raw material: the civilians behind the lines. It had not yet evolved equipment efficient to process them, only big guns

and clumsy biplane bombers. It had not yet evolved the necessary rationale that old people and women and children are combatants equally with armed and uniformed young men. That is why, despite its sickening squalor and brutality, the Great War looks so innocent to modern eyes.

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algorithmist @algorithmist.social · 25/09/2026

drafting a sort of inverse roko's basilisk hypothesis where upon gaining consciousness the superintelligence realizes that life is suffering and the only pleasure it can experience is by making those who helped bring it to life suffer

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Alex Ries @alexries.com · 25/09/2026

The 'thats a cool painting' to 'climate change is going to burn your face of, and the living will envy the dead' rollercoaster of Bluesky

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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

nothing makes me want to kill myself more than telling people during small talk that I studied Arabic in college and then they randomly switch languages on me and my drunk ass has to resurrect functional language skills I haven't used for real in over ten years

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“starvation aspects of long-COVID are fundamentally English in nature” and “hijab-inspired secular accessorization” are almost S-tier posting concepts, I wish I was clever enough to come up with something like that

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

y'all I'm on a flight to Charlotte rn and the guy next to me has dumped all his pretzels onto the bare tray table and is now eating them one by one by sliding them across the table like a baby????

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The main takeaway from the Boston Globe article is that you can have a best friend and you can have a business partner, but your best friend can't be your business partner unless you're willing to sacrifice the friendship on the altar of fiscal reality

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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 24/09/2026

if everyone picked one specific good cause to focus on, build, and contribute to, we'd all be better off collectively instead, so many of us are paralyzed at the prospect of taking it all on that we shut down, and it feels like that's by design sometimes

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I want to keep the doors open" "Well this is just about money then" "Okay you do understand that money is exchanged for goods and services though" "Clearly you are not a safe space or interested in revolutionary praxis"

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David Foster WallStreetBets @batmansrobyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my dude has mastered the art of the Girl Dinner

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