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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Solved a Hilbert problem, invented the computer, defeated the Nazis AND, we now know, wrote erotic fiction staring himself. www.cam.ac.uk/stories/alan... The perfect human being.
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Alan Turing’s gay short story reveals ‘fun, cheeky’ man
A racy short story by the ‘father of modern computing’ rips up Alan Turing’s ‘isolated mathematician’ image, revealing a playful man overcoming trauma and defiantly embracing his homosexuality.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
like, at 6am?
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fine, i'll dress dumbiverse Olive in that
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Jeff Harris @nemalki.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The thing about Peter Lorre wasn't that the animators were mean to him. If anything, they loved him for sticking up for striking workers at Warner Bros, even shutting down a film production to support the union. WB blacklisted him for that, but animators knew Peter was THAT dude & made him immortal.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026
One autistic individual is reported to be living the dream, having opened a bookshop and then displayed a large sign in the window reading NO CUSTOMERS.
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The dream! Autistic person opens second-hand bookshop where no one is allowed to buy books or come in
One autistic individual is reported to be living the dream, having opened a bookshop and then displayed a large sign in the window reading NO CUSTOMERS. Alix Gardner, 42, has embraced their inner…
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Art by Riilu 🇸🇪🔞 COMMISSIONS OPEN @riilu.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Olivia Jaimes' Nancy, on cartoonists.
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Alex Nicholson @allpunandgames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Most ancient memes referenced three times a day” factoid is statistical error. Average ancient meme is referenced zero times a day. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave and is referenced over ten thousand times a day, is an outlier.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
I'm the opposite of AI
It took me an hour to write one email and I haven't had any water today

[A silver fish with a red head superimposed over a green field and blue sky, with a larger, semi-transparent version of the same fish floating in the sky behind it.]
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Will Shop of Horrors ☠️ (SpaceTree Studios) @spacetreestudios.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ignoring the everything else about this, yeah I’m sure the electric car guy will definitely act in good faith during an oil crisis
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Jess to Impress @lavenderwhale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GenAI stands for Generic, Asinine Incompetence
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 06/10/2026
I love a good "mea culpa" as much as the next hairy bra-burning man-hating [insert euphemism for "dyke" here]. But we really need to stop treating the conservative woman as some kind of misbegotten curio and come to terms with the banality of conservatives who happen to be marginalized.
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You Will Not Be The Exception
On finding the collective fascination with conservative women incredibly, maddeningly boring.
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Lynne #TaxTheRich #WelfareNotWarfare. Eco-Socialist. Pro-🇵🇸 @bebsdotteragain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Judaism and Zionism should never be conflated. “The Green Party is now the first explicitly anti-Zionist party in the West” open.substack.com/pub/councile...
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The Green Party passes motion declaring Zionism is racism
The Green Party has passed a motion declaring Zionism is racism at its annual conference.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 03/10/2026
It's actively insanity inducing to be a survivor and a feminist right now because in the face of the sheer ubiquity of sexual assault and the lack of consequences for it, we're all being besieged by demands that we think of the rapist men, forgive the rapist men, cleanse the souls of the rapist men
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 02/10/2026
Their mission is the pursuit of human rights for their technology designed to deprive you of human rights.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Jess to Impress @lavenderwhale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t need gold, don’t need silver Just SPAGHETTI when I’m hungry, LAMP OIL when I’m cold Don’t need a BAGEL for my finger, Just need a steady PINGAS to hold
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 02/10/2026
Oh. I finally understand fraternities
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Jess to Impress @lavenderwhale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hollaback Town (why does this fit so well, help)
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 01/10/2026
We have gone long enough pretending the institutionally sanctioned rape clubs are something legitimate and worthy of continued existence.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
walk outside, turn on the sprinklers with my phone, dramatically raise my arms while exclaiming "GROW, MY GRASS, GROW" and then notice somebody walking down the sidewalk he waves gotta move
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 30/09/2026
I would watch every single one of their ads, too, and not toss their Act Blue texts right into spam.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tfw you're reading mary worth
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Porn addition" is literally the Immortan Joe bit about growing addicted to water. Yes it's true, you can in fact cause people to become ashamed of natural, healthy urges if you give them an entire complex of shame around it.
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never signed a release
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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It’s Olive Time @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sports are so funny because the teams you like are entirely based on where you were born, but i’ll still be like “wait, my friend from boston likes the boston sports team? BUT THEY’RE THE BAD GUYS!!” like i was betrayed in some way
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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you ever get an idea so horrible you have to see it through to completion?
The iconic End of Evangelion image on the beach but it's one of those vapid blondes from 9 chickweed lane on the horizon. If you are reading this because you are unable to see the image, the gods have spared you from true horror in this instance.
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Finn-al Girl @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Skeleton says, Damian Wayne debuted in Batman #655 which was 20 years ago. Then he runs off, the jerk.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
S i g h .
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I asked @bluedelliquanti.bsky.social to pick up @mattielubchansky.com’a new zine at SPX and it does NOT disappoint, her brain is so big and beautiful.
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
babies don't care about gender, a good cartoon
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