Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)arr @arr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Saying Lucy is going to pull the football away is defeatist and in the end only serves Lucy's agenda. Relax, everyone: Lucy is NOT going to pull the football away. She simply doesn't have the political juice to pull the football away this time. 121437
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 20hEvery other country on earth is looking forward to 5 years from now when the entirety of the U.S. military apparatus is “self-driving tanks” that just crash into each other and flip over and burst into flames on impact 000
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One of the most obvious push polls I’ve seen in a while. “Do you agree with this statement? ‘We should guarantee children are able to eat even if it means sometimes there are sandwiches filled with different kinds of animals’ shits’”? And then they say “80% of people think kids shouldn’t eat” 000
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes 1665160455
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's officially pumpkin season, which happens to be a special treat for our ambassador wolves this time of year! 🎃🐺 Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact 3828491118
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Death Penalty is barbaric and monstrous and should be abolished except for systemic crimes (like Elon Musk killing millions of people by defunding programs as part of an ideologically-driven self-aggrandizing campaign to "make government more efficient") 000
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Raven Song Farm @ravensongfarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There is something deeply wrong with trying to kill a person twice, then sending her to a hospital for life saving measures so that they can try to kill her again. 741040293
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle. 81248233
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every day online is one feed of scientists observing heat and weather data and going “damn shit is getting bad just like we said” integrated with another feed of the dumbest motherfuckers who have ever lived saying “heh, climate scientists sure were proven to be a hoax, huh??” 130
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah man, Ralph Nader is the reason Dems watched the Supreme Court hand their opponent the presidency and then spent a quarter century doing nothing about it. Fucking braindead 935540
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president theonion.comCornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The FutureITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri... 241546216
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have a feminist theory book from the 1970s and even back then they knew "sex-based rights" is a trap and doesn't help women. Praying folks don't fall for it 🙏🏾 635765
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026First Trump made gas way more expensive for no reason, and now he’s eliminating fuel efficiency standards, all while insisting the war is over and the economy is amazing. This dude is like a living experiment in testing the thresholds of the dumbest Americans’ gullibility. 250
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trump already literally fucks kids, so I suppose it tracks that he wants to fuck them metaphorically as well by eliminating SNAP and Medicaid 100
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments" 232245710
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 27/09/2026Transphobia is genuinely an elite fixation that is much less popular than most politicians and media outlets would have you believe. 102015544
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Mamdummy”, “Obummer”, you have to hand it to the right wing for their ability to leverage shitty clumsy wordplay to create inverse shibboleths where everyone who doesn’t belong to their little group can immediately recognize them as insufferable bigoted morons 120
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A felon is President and none of the systems we were told would save us from rampant corruption and abuse by the ruling class have done even one single thing. I do not give a fuck. Bring a beer to a job interview. Smoke a joint. Do a line of coke off your résumé. I do not fucking care at all. 2201
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026IMO I think a good thing to do would be to kill all the people who are responsible for the worst stuff, so that the worst stuff stops happening 000
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I guess he’s used to Crow and Tom Servo but this one seems too scary 2375874
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2025General: (on radio) Your weapons are powered by the guilt you feel over your dead wife. By harnessing Silent Hill’s fog energy you can unlock new Guilt Battle Stances. I’m marking a deposit of Guiltonium on your minimap 81055312
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m a church now. Filing to be a church. I don’t think it matters that I don’t have a congregation or etc. I’m just in it to not pay taxes anymore. Oh what’s that? Are you gonna tell me there are things that disqualify me from legally being a church? No there’s not. www.npr.org/2025/07/08/n...npr.orgIRS says churches can now endorse political candidatesSince 1954, an IRS rule had barred houses of worship from explicitly endorsing political candidates. 210
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow 21488361167
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow 344709971
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early 11652951238
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Brie Hubble @briehubble.com · 22/09/2026A harrowing portrait of grief that no one deserves to know this intimately 0122
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6146801036
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Businesses can police themselves," while they shoehorn forced arbitration clauses in every single Terms Of Service contract. Libertarians have to be the dumbest people on the political spectrum. 000
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Dr.DreadPirate @pnwdreadpirate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"The slow, grinding death-by-a-thousand-cuts that was apparently preferable to putting everyone in a house. Perhaps because it was crueler... ....then we threw the biggest football party in human history. " Chronicle of systematic mistreatment and clearing of the unhoused in downtown Pittsburgh. 2228
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/07/2025A couple years ago @katz.theracket.news wrote about the gift shops at Gitmo for Hell World. www.welcometohellworld.com/email/4f038a...welcometohellworld.comBrowsing at the Gitmo gift shopToday Jonathan Katz writes about browsing the gift shops in beautiful torturous Guantanamo Bay. Yes there is one at Gitmo too. Lest you think the prison camp itself would be a bridge too far to sell ... 27622
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard! 1347871232
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8475771752
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026yea i guess it’s weird that people care about billionaires trying to quash free speech to protect an american ally committing genocide. it’s a mystery. 231006117
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 20/09/20261970s: Wow, what a life I was able to make for myself thanks to social contracts! Ahh. Now, to leverage my prosperity to dismantle all those social contracts so that I can have even more! 2020s: Weird, why aren’t younger people simply doing what I did in order to succeed? I don’t understand!! 000
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Who's funding the dark money Third Way — we dug into most recent tax filings: - Republican-run insurance industry front group - Health insurance giant - Big Pharma - More insurance lobbyists ...as the centrist group fights the Democratic left and Medicare for All: bsky.app/profile/davi...readsludge.comHealth Insurers Are Paying Third Way as It Targets the LeftA health insurance industry group run by Republican consultants made its only disclosed 2024 donation to the centrist Third Way, according to a tax filing by the group. 47619
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley 153647732
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe in response to the whole toxicity meter thing we should start coming up with more and more elaborate ways to tell transphobes to eat shit so as to evade the censors 1103
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The correct answer is to call in a major bomb threat to both towers like 45 minutes before the planes hit. The thing is, you can’t stop the planes because then the terrorists would just regroup and try again. But you could try to persuade or scare people to not get on the flight. Cut tires, etc. 010
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope... 7637751273
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25. A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives. 2225811129
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What's so fascinating about this is that from the outside, you can see this mechanism where AI execs are overstating AI's capabilities and danger purely as a marketing tactic, but then all these other people are taking those cues literally and glomming them onto their memories of Terminator 2. 140
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That: 28860751590
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think the existential threat of AI is largely a marketing stunt to construct a narrative around its potential, but it bears noting here that living under capitalism means having to pitch even addressing extinction-level threats as Beneficial To Shareholders as the utmost priority. 000
Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Going to start a livestream where every time one of these news stories comes out a big rock drags the wrong way across the guillotine blade we’ll eventually use on all of them, dulling it and making it even more painful until it’s just a metal slab that will have to be dropped a few times. 010
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Arrest him? 7547761432
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Abolish ICE @milpool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you don't draw the line at protecting trans people Republicans will keep drawing that line exactly where Hitler did 2132
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)Abolish ICE @milpool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I hate Centrists they are the enemy and we need a coalition that puts them in the dustbin of history with the Fascists they'd rather associate with in the first place 061
Reposted by Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there 751472