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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm somehow just learning that Chvrches covered Such Great Heights? That's like The Flintstones Meet The Jetsons, but for 2003 and 2013: youtu.be/wzx26hNWRl4?...
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Such Great Heights (From "Tell Me Lies (Season 3)")
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social So just reciting 20 year old O&A bits line by line now, apparently.
Jim Norton & Anthony Cumia riffing about the Big Bopper in 2026.Dale Cooper "What year is this" meme.
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@timheidecker.bsky.social Well, I guess it's time to pack it up; they've figured you out: bsky.app/profile/sasi...
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 12/09/2026
lmfao
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Elephant Graveyard is really good at making videos.
The videos he makes are not very good or accurate.
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social At one point in the new Elephant Graveyard video he refers to a random person as "some Gord on the street"; thanks to your knowledge of Canadian slang I knew what he meant.
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm happy to report that I've seen very little at the Allentown Fair; plenty of good old fashioned clip art, as it should be.
Lemonade booth sign from the Allentown Fair that's using actual, non-AI pics of lemons and funnel cake.
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm a PA/NJ border town boy so this isn't a surprise; my closest cities are all firmly mid-Atlantic though.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Was just listening to Jim Norton and Gianmarco Soresi have a disagreement on Rogan and Hinchcliffe and stuff and at the end of the clip Norton says “Nick Shirley is great. He’s doing what journalists should be doing” He’s the dumbest dipshit out there
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social It's like when you see Frankie Valli still out there in his 90s singing his hits, except none of the Four Seasons were pedophiles.
Jim Norton and Anthony Cumia doing a paywall podcast together due to lack of other options
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This probably goes without saying, but I'm at one of the earlier state fairs of the season today, and people aren't prepared for the amount of AI signing now being used at vendor booths. Even for caricature artists!
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 18/07/2026
cyclospora qu'est-ce que c'est fa fa fa fart fa fa fa fart i've got the run run run run runs
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Cool, Hofstetter's Canadian Wario is on the New York Comedy Festival; apparently 2026 is his year!
Shitty right wing comedian Ben Bankas is on the 2026 New York Comedy Festival
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I unfortunately did not laugh at the Steve Hofstetter show until the end when he stood on stage and showed each piece of merch and said how much it costs
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/06/2026
Baz Luhrmann’s goon cave
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I only got a little over 900 the first time I took this, so I really went into the ol' mind palace this time.
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Joe Pera guest spotting in an Olivia Rodrigo music video is the shot in the ass I need for my Friday afternoon
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
saw a film crew at Denny's shooting an episode of "CSI: My Hammy”
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Sisters of Mercy’s “Lucretia My Reflection” is easily one of the top 5 songs about doing amphetamines with your hot goth friend
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The farmers market in Quakertown, PA has had a booth for a while now that was all Trump merch, but the last time I was there I saw that's only a third of the store now (the rest is fake Labubus).
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Mustache on a red Cybertruck; the owner clearly thinks it's really cool, but instead it just evokes "Pringles can".
Mustache painted on red Cybertruck
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mike d. @mikeydangelo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
here comes the hofstetter
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Rogan: Did you see the video about the light skin strawberry who cheated with the yellow banana Jamie: I’m pretty sure that’s AI Gillis: hoooo gotta watch out for those shifty *asian voice* banana Normand: light skin light peel ! Comedy! Ari Shaffir: I ate a moldy banana once
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Me: Thank you for having me on Joe. I’m excited to have a good faith conversation about the issues of today Rogan: (remembering that he’s bought for 250 million dollars by Spotify, backed by Peter Thiel ) It’s just crazy all the Trans stuff
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
To my knowledge all the “Offensive Drones” are all in Austin headlining at the Comedy Mothership these days
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Patrick Hastie @patrickhastie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Epstein sending Soon-Yi a link to the Uproxx article of Highest Paid Stand Up Comedians.
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Aaron Burch @aaronburch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
image with 4 screenshots from an Instagram Real of Anthony Jeselnik talking to the camera, saying:

Again, the goal is to get people
to read more books.
The world is bad.
Everything else is bad.
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@jeremykaplowitz.com @tvsalexptak.bsky.social An addendum to your Patreon ep: a few weeks after CK's book about The Dumbest Boy Alive came out, he straight up admitted that it was inspired by Theo Von:
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
last christmas he pooped out an egg/ the very next day the joker escaped
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
GENE PARMESAN?!?
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
There's one business that's absolutely booming:
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I saw this on the other site, and just thought "oh no":
Twitter News Item: Columbus Wife Seeks Friends For Husband's Unique Interests
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
You’re gonna have to wait for the racism, I wanna talk about this guy that I wish I knew
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Sad Anthony is sad.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 09/11/2025
right?
"What else is in the Teaches of Peaches huh? right?" in the Zohran font
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 31/10/2025
TIL, thanks to the great @megsokay.bsky.social, that Aimee Mann wrote "Save Me" about her romantic relationship with Dave Foley?!?!?!? www.thecurrent.org/feature/2012...
Dave Foley: First I was a fan of Aimee's, but then when I moved to L.A., I met Aimee through friends, and we became good friends-- and we were friends for about a year. I picked the song because [laughs] there's a good story to it. 
When I finally did get out of this horrendous relationship I was in with my first wife- [l] was emotionally devastated by it and was trying to rebuild who I was as a human being-- then one day Aimee came up to me and said "I suppose you know I have a crush on you. I of course said "No, no, |.. no idea." 
So Aimee and I became sort of involved for a while. and then she went out on tour, and one day when she was in Paris, she called me on the phone at around 3 in the morning, and she played this song to me, the song "Save Me," which she had written about me 
Steve Seel: No, no, no. Are you serious? She wrote the song about you? 
Dave Foley: The song "Save Me," which later it when on to be nomincated for an Oscar, [for Best Original Song for Magnolia in 20001 and she performed it at the Oscars, but she wrote it about me.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/11/2025
B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before
A cartoon of a cat staring at a corner. The cat has a thought bubble. The thought bubble just shows the corner the cat is staring at
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/10/2025
🫡 www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH4s...
youtube.com
Comedy Bang Bang - The Monster Fuck (Part 7 Hauntika)
YouTube video by Sgt Muffin
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
@quorators.bsky.social
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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Bernie Sanders going on Tim Dillon just shows there is no politician immune to the gravitational pull of a fat red pedophile
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Something really cool at PRGE was the Art of Nintendo Power exhibit, which had some of the clay figures used in the cover photos. Look at this insanely high quality Dr. Wily!
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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 20/10/2025
just want to make sure everybody knows that louis ck wrote an incomprehensibly tedious novel www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...
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Louis C.K.'s New Texas Novel Isn't Just Bad—It's Not Even Texan
The comedian's new book, 'Ingram,' is both baffling and subpar.
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Lawson Al Gaib @lawsonphoenix.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Scott Davidson died in 9/11 so his son could get dead dad hero pussy for 25 years and then suck off Saudi Royalty while already being a millionaire
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Josh Austin @joshaustin610.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social That's weird, did something happen?
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R.C. Brougham (but haunted like Christine) @captainruck.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Well, I'm not topping this
Facebook post by John Merrifield:

"Of course I'm upset at the comics doing Riyadh, but Louis CK is the only one who came as a surprise."
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
statler: i heard she wrote “wood” about his penis waldorf: yeah and “cancelled!” about his playoff plans ha ha ha ha
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