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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This looks interesting. I plan to view the content and then engage with the follow up poll

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Working out is fascism until you get cum gutters at which point it becomes a form of sewer socialism

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Why not make the Elizabeth Holmes movie more exciting by adding Chris Rock as a cartoon white blood cell who is also a detective?

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

NEW QUORATORS w/ STORES' @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social & @thelukeman.bsky.social! → When is it appropriate to pop one's collar? → How many human races are there in the world? → What is the best quote of money? AND MUCH MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/lZ0kZ8c5LLg

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Big Money Questions w/ STORES // Quorators Full Episode

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i tried to make a clip but i don't know if i did it justice. watch the full episode at youtu.be/zMULNhoHYos

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You ever want to get on text based social media with your other middle aged friends and just fucking spit rhymes?

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Crossroads Demon (speaking Spanish): nothing in reach sits beyond thy grasp, I offer the apple from the asp Me (12 years of classes): I am well

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Allow notifications to let the Duolingo Owl break the windows of your house?

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

NEW QUORATORS w/ JOSH BOERMAN @bosh.worstpossible.world! unfortunately all of the questions are far too long to include here, but the episode's theme is BULLYING. GO WATCH TO FIND OUT WHY ALL OF THE COMMENTS SAY "I AM ASHTAR"! youtu.be/zMULNhoHYos

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Bullying w/ Josh Boerman // Quorators Full Episode

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Alberto is one of my first clients and today he hit 225 on the bench press! Everybody say “That’s Big Money, Alberto!”

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Want him back so bad I fucking feel sick 🤢

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Choose one An apple that 10xs your knowledge Dinner with God. 45 minutes. He breaks down how he dominates the Apple Game

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I've been watching Sesame Street from the 70s with my baby and you can tell everyone used to be way smarter even though street crime was higher and would be sponsored by different letters of the alphabet

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

More straight guys should get on Grindr Full episode: youtu.be/NU6gHLzIolE

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

In terms of mid day food? Lunch >>>>>

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You can tell if someone is bad based entirely on what kind of spells they cast

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Face blindness is so exciting knowing almost anybody could be Xi Jinping

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

DUOLINGO: this is the bear who will teach you Spanish, his name is Falstaff FALSTAFF: what’s up you dumb bitch? One language knowing bitch?

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This show seems really good. I might check it out and recommend it to my friends using my iTunes app

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Recently saw Obsession blackout drunk. Not scary! Don’t know what happened!

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The United States has not had a single successful war against countries aligned with the Giant of Kandahar

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Soviet Union had their own Oscar the Grouch and he lived in a house

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 27/07/2026

truly thank you to everyone who has listened to one episode, let alone 200 (or i guess like 360 something if you include the bonus episodes), of this very very stupid show. it brings me great joy

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Mama only got a taste of honey, but she wanted the whole bee hive - Beyoncé

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Ed (short for Edward) Ned (short for Now That’s What I Call Edward)

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

One sexy thing to say is “let the games begin” (allure of the game master)

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Oh no I died and went to the part of Valhalla where all the warriors suck each other off

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Since having a child every time I start to think of a tweet, instead I have another million dollar idea

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Who all went to sleep at 9:30 last night say yeah

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Well maybe if you worked harder you would have a trillion dollars

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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Here I go again on my phone

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Being a sportsball guy in New York right now is the greatest adversity anyone has ever faced

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 08/06/2026

Quorators is an educational podcast

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

NEW QUORATORS w/ @junlper.beer! → Is Donald Trump a silver fox? → Is Trump showing any signs that he is a fear-based individual? → Is Donald Trump going to declare the 10th Crusade? AND MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN youtu.be/80Fs6zHlMTI

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Donald J. Trump w/ Junlper // Quorators Full Episode

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Back Rooms porno. Backshots Rooms.

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Trying to start tweeting more again so I can accidentally see more videos of murders

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

ME: how was school today? MY TEENAGE SON, RADICALIZED BY THE NEW PATREON QUIPS FEATURE: chungo

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Folks, in 3 months Nathan lost 30 pounds and fixed his blood pressure. I am a genius and you gotta pay me money to fix your body like a mechanic working on a Porsche

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 04/05/2026

alex reveals a food that he occasionally eats in movie theaters that is so absolutely insane to me in this episode

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Woke Former Chud Operator Guy is obviously the synthesis for progress in this country it’s like you people don’t even know Dan Harmon story circles

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

This never would have happened in my security ballroom

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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 17/04/2026

gotta shout out my buddy @tvsalexptak.bsky.social for helping me build a baseline of strength through weightlifting over the past couple months. he’s helped me get from being someone who was always intimidated by the prospect of working out to someone who feels strong and secure in my body

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

They’ve added a hype video to jury service and it gets all the prospective jurors to go fucking ape shit

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I am blockading the strait of Hormuz to create the conditions for Permanent Lent

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

No one raps about digging holes to promote the movie Holes anymore

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

All I want for my birthday is a peaceful Taiwan reunification it’s not that big of a deal and you only turn 35 one time

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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

When you’re 35 and there’s no nuclear war this week

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