Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Me and four other guys just got super pissed at Jackie Chan. We are going to all kick him at once 48110
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026(As the concession man grips a revolver under the counter) “And just a drizzle of olive oil for me” 0331
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Enjoy Obama like you’ve never used him before. ”Hawaii Spice: The President’s Body,” available now on iTunes. 0251
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Discover Obama’s enlightening new memoir, based on true Obama facts. “Memories of Barack: The Obama Story” available June 2026. 0434
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Bernie Sanders going on Tim Dillon just shows there is no politician immune to the gravitational pull of a fat red pedophile 0716
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Straight chillin open.spotify.com/track/0UFC1o...open.spotify.comKelly Green (feat. Juicy J)Project Pat, Juicy J · Loud Pack · Song · 2011 0130
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025We need more bitterness on Bluesky. More evil. A land of anguish 2626
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025It’s good people aren’t trying too hard to be funny over here. Wouldn’t want things to accidentally get interesting 1371
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Hendrix died doing what he loved: trying to swallow a guitar 0170
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024The new apprentice has no respect for sorcery fundamentals. “What are we preparing today, Great Wizard? Another poultice?” I wish ill upon him daily 0240
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster 05712
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024[Sweeping shot of a guy who was bitten clean in half] Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human 1410
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Finally, a Cormac McCarthy story we can all actually relate to. 0201
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Watching the light leave a victim’s eyes can be so hard on empaths 1683
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Son, you’ve hardly touched your piece of poop. Could you at least drink a glass of pee before bed? 1220
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Sometimes I like to prank my butler with beef wellington 1100
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Encountering a lot of toxicity on here, wondering if it’s the lack of strength in numbers. Anybody know of a bigger app we could move to? 0190
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I wanted to write a book under the pen name Maxwell Aubergine recently thanks to a briefly sub-80 IQ 0120
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Every place of business should have saloon doors 1141
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024If I ran a Truman Show style simulation I would give the guy up to thirty new rashes per day 0433
Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Forgot to code switch with my weasel friend and now he’s telling everyone I talk like a vole 1492
